But yeah there only short chapters ^^
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Warning: OCCness and grammar and spelling errors and a lot of lines
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Chapter One
A not so good morning
Honestly how the Elders of the Kuchiki clan approved of there head becoming a babysitter for the rest of the Seireitei and beyond, mythed poor Byakuya who now mostly spent his days walking around him mansion looking after other peoples children! Then again he assumed they just like the enormous amount of money he was making out of it, specially from Kurosaki who brought his youngest and most evil child here almost every time he was in the Soul Society, which begged the question did Orihime Kurosaki knew that every time he dumped his child onto someone, him of all people? Probably not though he wasn't going to snoop around but then again if it got rid of the devil child would it be worth it? Probably not considering the Kurosaki would just then find someone else innocent and naive enough to take her which would probably cause the downfall of the Serite.
It was around 10 Am when Kurosaki arrived with the child, who at two and half had yet either decided against or hadn't learned either way she didn't talk yet, which you think would have made it slightly better but as Byakuya figured out, when a child that can't speak has a temper tantrum or is crying it's hard to figure out the reason.
"Hey Byakuya, I've got some errands to run so I'll be back to pick her up about 6, here's the money." Ichigo handed Byakuya wad of money before looking down at his youngest who was still clinging to his robe's while rubbing her eyes obviously she'd just woke up, Ichigo smile slightly as she yawned and nudged her forwards with his leg making her stumble forward nearly falling before catching her balance towards Byakuya who looked impassive as ever.
"Hn" Byakuya replied while pocketing the money in his robes.
"Shade, you're going to be staying with Byakuya until I pick you up later and remember if you behave I'll give you your special ice cream -" Ichigo reminded Shade who sent him a almost pleading look, well that one was new to Byakuya, she could be bribed...
"- But ONLY if you behave and I will be asking Byakuya when I pick you up..." Ichigo finished his sentence emphasising the only part knowing how much of handful his youngest was but surly a Captain of the thirteen caught guard squad could handle a mere toddler right?
Shade apparently didn't take to well to be having to be reminded about said bribe had taken to sending a glare which at the age of two and half looked more like a pout then anything. Ichigo merely sighed.
"Good Luck and thanks again..." Ichigo said while turning around and walking away using his arm to wave.
" See you later Shade and be good!" Ichigo reminded as he finally walked out of sight leaving Byakuya with said toddler just outside his door... Shade looked up and smiled at him, though he swore down if she was older it would have been a smirk. Byakuya didn't rate his chances very well.
It had only been an hour since Kurosaki had left him with Shade and only a mere 10 minute Byakuya had left Shade in one of the lesser room where she couldn't break items worth more than his life around every corner, while he went to meeting with the Elders which had turned out to be pretty pointless if you ask him. He had left Shade with some building blocks to keep her occupied until he got back, his only hope was that she hadn't thrown them out the the windows thus not only breaking the windows leaving glass lying around but also escaping again in the Seireitei, he swore they were starting a campaign just to have a Shade escaped alarm...Hell the kid was only 2 and a half and was already causing trouble in the Soul Society! A Kurosaki indeed.
By some amazing luck Byakuya had entered the room to a non smashed still closed window, then again probably not so lucky. How exactly she had managed to build a steady tower of blocks all the way to the chandelier and climb all the way to the top in 10 minute was beyond him, while Shade was having a good time sitting in between each of the lights
BAM!
Okay so maybe a not-so-stable tower then, Byakuya watched as the building blocks tumbled around his feet beofre looking up at Shade who was looking down at him eyes widened in shock, she'd just realized how high up she exactly was and now that her tower had fallen she didn't know what to do!
"Jump" Byakuya stated, though Shade in her defence for once complied and jumped which shocked Byakuya as he wasn't ready yet, as she just literally jumped out no hesitation at all. Luckily Byakuya was fast enough caught her and set her on the sofa before glaring at the child who wasn't even looking, Shade was looking around the room to what exactly she could use next.
It was 11pm when the next knock at the Kuchiki manor arrived.
Byakuya not daring even in his wildest dreams about leaving Shade alone in a room with paint, it was bad enough when he was in the room, had pick up the now sulking Kurosaki on his shoulders and made his way to the door.
Now Byakuya knew he ran a babysitting business, even against his will so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he saw someone at his door with child.
"Hello Byakuya! How are you today!" Kisuke Urahara happily chirped from the door, Byakuya mentally groaned this wasn't what he needed especially with Shade here. Kisuke being Kisuke had already picked up on the youngest Kurosaki sitting on the Captain's shoulders.
"Oh and hello to you Shade as well! Ichigo must have left you here again! Hu! What a bad father he is!" Kisuke exclaimed, completely ignoring the fact he was doing the same thing, he seemed more happy than usual which could be for several reason...Byakuya really didn't want to know.
"Annnyyyywayyy you see it me and Yoruichi anniversary and I'm taking her out for a meal and well-" Kisuke paused looking down at the boys stood next to each of his legs. Ah thats why.
"-I have no to look after the twins...So I thought what better way then to take them to the Soul Society's very over babysitting service!" Kisuke exclaimed while throwing his arms into the air as emphasis one of the twins following while the other just blinked. Byakuya sighed, he didn't really have no other option.
"What time do you expect to return?" He question monotone, Kiskue smiled grew.
"Ah only a couple of hour don't worry! I'll bring the payment when I return" Kisuke announced, Byakuya nodded.
"This is Kana-" Kisuke said pointing down to the smiling boy on his left.
"- and this is Shiro" Now pointing down at the other boy on his right who didn't look to happy, the twins Byakuya deduced were about 4 years old, he also hoped the wouldn't be like the child on his shoulders. Kisuke ginned before happily twirling around and literally skipping, off leaving the two boy stood there.
