Me: Hey guys! I'm back and this time, I'm interviewing Gray and Natsu!

Gray: Why do I have to be here with THIS pyro, Sydney-san?

Natsu: WHO YOU CALLING PYRO, SNOW CONE!

Me: If you guys continue to fight, then I will call up Erza...

Natsu/Gray: Please don't call HER! We'll behave!

Me: Good.

Me: So on the messed up thing called The Internet, there are...well...certain people who ship you guys together. They call this "GraTsu".

How do you feel about this?

Natsu/Gray: I AM NOT GAY! Why would ANYONE want to be with THAT IDIOT! *Gray and Natsu point at each other*

Juvia (from off in the distance): LOVE RIVALLLLL!

Natsu: JEEZ! WHY IS THE INTERNET SO MESSED UP!

Gray: WHOEVER SHIPS ME AND NATSU WILL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH. *looks at camera*

Me: Ok, ok. Calm yo self. Next question.

Natsu/Gray: *calms down*

Me: We know that you both fight alot, but are you more friends or enemies?

Natsu: We're more enemies than friends.

Gray: Ditto. Because who in the world accually likes that ugly face?

Me: *interrupts before Natsu can explode*

And why, Natsu, with most of the boys you meet, do you always fight with?

Natsu: Well, I really like fighting so anyone who I want to fight will get crushed to the ground!

Me: ...sure...and that's why you always get crushed BY all of the S-class wizards.

Natsu: ...

Gray: HAHAHAHAHA! That's because he's super weak!

Me: DON'T MAKE ME CALL ERZA!

Gray: S-S-Sorry, S-Sydney-san! Don't c-call Erza!

Natsu: Yeah, she's scary! She's like a ten headed monster who can kill 1000 people in one flick! *shivers*

Me: Well then stopp fighting or else you will BE one of those dead 1000 people!

Natsu/Gray: Ok.

Me: This is getting boring. I'm going to end this now.

Natsu: WHAT DO YA MEAN, BORING? IS THIS BORING?

*juggles fireballs*

Gray: Yeah! Ice Make Balls! *juggles*

Me: Ehhhh, It'll get old soon. LETS MOVE ON, NOW!

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Me: So now we have Gray! Gray, as you know, Juvia has a large obsession with you. How do you feel about it?

Gray: Well, It's really f*cking creepy, but I try to dismiss it...

Me: Come on, Gray! We know you love it!

Gray: *glares while blushing* I do not!

Me: Anyway... during the GMG arc, Juvia was about to get shot but you pushed her out of the way, killing you instead. Why?

Gray: Juvia never really had a chance to be happy and loved since all her life she was rejected because everywhere she went it rained.. So I wanted to give her another chance at that. Even if it meant sacrificing me because her happiness is more important.

Me: AWWWW! That is (probably) the sweetest thing I've ever heard! I SHIP IT!

Gray: *glares*

Me: So anyway, how did you meet Erza?

Gray: Well back when Erza came, it was after she left the Tower of Heaven, so she was quiet. She had an eyepatch on her eye and she didn't talk too much. I remember going up to her while she was eating and greeting her, saying something that either annoyed her, or offended her. She beat me up. Gradually, she opened up to the guild and grew to love us. When Natsu came along, we automatically started fighting, Erza always breaking up the fights like she does today.

Me: Wow, so you, Erza and Natsu go WAYYY back. How adorable! If I could only get Jellal to come with Erza...

Me: Anyway, thanks for com-GRAY! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN NAKED!

Gray: What are you talki-WHAT! AGGGHHH GODDAMMIT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN! SORRY!

Me: AHHH! MY INNOCENCE! NOOOOOO MY VIRGIN EYES! WHY GRAY?!

Camera Crew: *throws a mountain of clothes on Gray*

Gray: UGGGHH IM SO SORRY *quickly changes*

Me: BOB! GET SOME DUCT TAPE AND TAPE HIS CLOTHES ON!

Camera Dude/Bob: Got it! *tapes Gray down*

Me: So now that you blinded practically everyone in the world, we should end the interv- AHHH GRAY! NOT AGAIN! HOW DID YOU EVEN-

Gray: I DON'T KNOW! I'M SORRY!

Me: WHATEVER LETS END THIS ALREADY! Jeez, Gray! Now this show is going to have to be rated R! *covers camera with hand*

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End of Interview #2

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Also, Disclaimer: I dont own Fairy Tail!

P.S. I'm sorry if it's a bit O.O.C. But if you don't like it then SPEAK WITH YOUR LAWYER CUZ I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR BULLSH*T