Note: This is my first fanfiction so please don't be too hard on me. I rarely write stories but I love creating stories in my head. Please review and give suggestions. Feel free to PM me but don't spam! I hope you enjoy XD.

Tsuki entered the "house" that the Akatsukis were currently living in. It was brightly decorated, but each corner of the living room seemed...different. Each had a different atmosphere. Tsuki sweat dropped. She guessed the bright corner with happy faces and "Tobi" written over it was Tobi's section of the room. Another section had dead deer and other animals sprawled across the floor. Tsuki guessed it was Zetsu's. "..." Tsuki said looking around.

"Who's this friend Pein-san brought? Tobi gets to see!" Tobi lunged at Tsuki playfully. Tsuki smiled and ducked, making Tobi miss and crash into the floor. "Ouch, girl hurt Tobi! Bad girl!" Tobi scolded, rubbing his head.

"Hello Tobi," Pein said, "This is Tsuki. She will be staying with us until further notice. Tsuki, your room will be the room down the hall and 3rd last to the right. Ask Deidara or Sasori for directions – they're right besides you."

Tsuki nodded. 3rd last and to the right. Got it. "Hey Tsuki, I have a question." Deidara said walking up to her."

"Mm?" Tsuki answered, although you could bet she didn't hear half of what Deidara had said, she was still staring at Sasori like she was going to eat him.

"How did you beat Hidan at that swearing contest? No one has before, you know, yeah. Well, at least no one has beaten him at swearing and lived to tell about it, yeah." Deidara said grinning. Tsuki laughed. Her laughter was like a wind chime. The Akatsukis turned to look at her.

"Oh that? Well, I learned it from this book," Tsuki said smirking, pulling out a book. The book's title read: A Thousand Diss Words for Swearing/Dissing Contests: Guaranteed win.

"You friggin' bastard cheated! So...where'd you get the book?" Hidan exclaimed while trying to hit Tobi for hitting him.

"Hah, I got it from a Non-Religious Only store. It was only 3 Yen! Too bad you can't go, sucker. You're religious. What the hell is up with Jashin anyways. Who wants to have people sacrifice other living creature for them?" Tsuki said starting down the hall to her room, "3rd to the end, on the right..."

"Oh no you little bitch! I am going to get you back for calling Jashin a...." Hidan trailed off. He really couldn't say anything Tsuki had called Jashin since she didn't really call Jashin anything.

As Hidan pondered that question, Tsuki opened her door into her new bedroom. It was rather dusty. The room was square with a small twin sized bed and a wardrobe. There was also a table, perhaps 60 by 65 centimetres? The bed was at the back of the room, under a window where sunlight was streaming in. The wardrobe was closer to the door, and the table was next to the bed. A small black stool was under the table. Although the room had, what, 1, 2, 4 pieces of furniture, it felt rather empty and desolated. The walls were yellow and the wallpaper was drooping. "This has to be the most loneliest room ever," Tsuki thought, "I've already got something to do and I just got here."

After a few minutes of pondering, Tsuki decided to add new wallpaper, sweep the floors, and wash the bed sheets before nightfall. It would suck to sleep in a dusty bed. Luckily, she had prepared for a room like this – she thinks of everything – and had already bought some new wallpaper and glue. She found a broom outside by the kitchen and started sweeping. She swept the dust into Hidan's room and started on putting up the new wallpaper.

A few hours later, the room looked much better. The walls were now bright violet and the floor was a light brown, unlike before when it was rather grey. Tsuki had filled up her wardrobe with her things, which wasn't much. She had gotten some flowers and placed them in a vase on the little table. Her bed was now much cleaner, with brand new bed sheets she had brought from Suna. Along the wall were an amazing collection of puppets, swords, and kunai knives. In a corner of the room she had stacked up 4 or 5 books.

A knock startled her. "Hey Tsuki, its Deidara." Tsuki opened the door. Deidara looked around, amazed at the huge difference in the room. "Woah, you've been doing a lot of cleaning, anyways, Sasori is looking for you, yeah," Deidara said poking a flower, "Sasori's really impatient, you better come quick."

"Okay, which one is his room? And why didn't he just come himself?" Tsuki asked pushing Deidara's hand away from her flowers.

"Turn right when you go out of your room," Deidara replied, "and I guess he was too lazy,"

"That's logical." Tsuki said agreeing, "Tell him I'll be right there."

That sucked. I'm just writing these out of my spare time. Well, I'm making time for them, really. I usually sleep at 10 but these days I'm spending time writing stories so I sleep around 11. Please review. Just press da little green and white button here. Sorry if I spend too much time describing, I'm trying to make up for the parts I just wiz past. It's just that I can see the image so clearly in my head I don't know how you guys would see it.