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DISCLAIMER: I might not won't never not maybe perhaps own neither or either Teen Titans… WHAT?


11. I will not free Raven's emoticlones.

Happy threw a water balloon at Beast Boy, while Timid frantically tried to hide under the couch. Rude was insulting Robin with words that would make this story's rating go sky high, as Lust and Love blew kisses at unsuspecting fan boys. Brave was kicking the TV, Intelligence was boring Cyborg to sleep mode, Wisdom was stealing Raven's books, and Rage was going around killing villains and background characters.

"Heh heh… oops."


12. I will not write FanFiction about the Titans when they know where I live.

Robin clicked on the newest Teen Titans FanFiction, and after one minute, he grabbed a birdarang, threw it at the computer, took out his Bo staff, and began to repeatedly whack it until it exploded. Then he headed for the exit to the city, followed by an angry Cyborg, Starfire, Beast Boy, and Raven.


13. I will not re-rewire Cyborg. EVER.

"INCOMING!" Beast Boy ran around the Tower screaming, being chased by Cyborg, who was making kissing noises.

"Come to mama, darling! Do you want me to kiss your boo-boo?" he said in a falsetto.

The good news was that all the villains ran away in fear of MOTHER CYBORG.


14. I will not tell Beast Boy to challenge Raven to a Duel.

"Hey Raven! Check out my deck!" Beast Boy waved a deck of cards around. "Wanna duel me? Huh? Huh?"

Without looking up from her book, Raven drew her sword, slashed the cards into shreds, and cut the changeling's belt, dropping his pants to the ground, before returning it to the sheath with a metallic scraping sound.

"Oh… THAT kind of duel."


15. I will not invite Slade on a picnic.

Slade stared at the pink tea cups, cucumber sandwiches, and the absurdly-old-fashion-y dressed Titans, and cocked and eyebrow exasperatedly. "Really?"

"Uhh…"

"You know I prefer the purple tea cups!"


16. I will not steal Starfire's mustard.

Starfire happily waltzed into the common room, happily danced around the couch, happily pirouetted over to the kitchen and happily opened the fridge elegantly.

Thirteen not-so-happy seconds later, a happy Starfire began to pour mustard into her mouth, leaving a dying body on the floor.

Starfire grinned half-naively-half-wickedly, and said, "I just love mustard. Don't you?"


17. I will not steal Raven's Fanfictions about her and Beast Boy and re-enact them for the other Titans.

"Oh… but Sir Beast Boy, we may never be together! Thou art too good for me!"

"Ah, but the wisdom of the moon doth reflect in the luminous pools of your eyes, fair maiden. To bequeath this humble moment, I ask of thee… may I have this dance?"

"Oh, Sir Beast Boy! The sound of your voice hath such-"

Raven stood up, waved her hand, and summoned a very threatening continent above the common room.

She smirked. "Continue."


18. I will not give Robin's fans photos of him working out.

"One two three! One two three! One two-"

Klick.

"What the-" Robin sat up just in time to see a mob of crazed fangirls and fanboys waving pictures, storming over, and squealing with delight and utter madness.

Within the mob, Robin grit his teeth. I WILL have my revenge.


19. I will not bring Terra back to life.

"Hey everybody! Guess who's ba-"

A blue laser, explosive boomerang, green bolts, tiger, and magic-enveloped continent crashed down on the spot where the bearer of deadly news had once been standing.

"NO."


20. I will not adopt a rabid kitten for Beast Boy.

"Here, Beast Boy! Hold this!"

Beast Boy smiled. "Aw… it has a widdle ribbon and cutesy-wootsy little-AHHHG! IT'S BITING ME! I THINK I'M DYING! CALL THE COPS! THE FIREMEN! THE PARAMEDICS! ANYONE! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP ME!

"Uh? Can't hear you from behind this rabid-kitten-proof door. Can you repeat that?"

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"


So… that's it! It seems the Titans want to kill me many times over…

See you next time!

PS: Who's excited for the upcoming movie Frozen? I know I am!