(Death Battle logo)
It was a calm day in the New York City. Well, as quiet as it can be. Then all the noises were drowned out by everyone looking at 2 portals that appeared out of no where. One was black with a blood-red tint to it and one with a blue, red, and white swirl. Then Lavender jumped out of the black one. Followed by Robert Alex Splicer jumping out of the blue, red, and white one.
Lavender: Looks like it's your time to die, Jumpsuit Boy.
Robert Alex Splicer: I should be saying that to you.
They then both got into a fighting stance.
FIGHT!
Lavender then took out a machete and rushed towards Robert Alex Splicer, only for him to dodge him. Then Robert Alex Splicer hit Lavender in the back with the dagger in the Mega Gauntlet. Then he kicked Lavender off the blade then kicked him into a building. And then Lavender hit the building, it collapsed on top of him. Robert Then started walking away. Then Lavender rose from the rubble and tackled Robert Alex Splicer in a different universe.
Universe: Creepypasta World
In Slender Mansion, the Creepypastas like Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Sally Williams were having fun at the table. Then Lavender and Robert Alex Splicer broke through the table. Then they both got up. Lavender then took out the type 100 and tried to light Robert Alex Splicer on fire with it because it was a flamethrower. But Robert just ran right through it and tackled Lavender into another universe.
Universe: Sofia the First
It was calm in the castle. Then Lavender and Robert Alex Splicer broke into the castle by the stain glass window.
Lavender: Looks like I underestimated you.
Robert Alex Splicer: You haven't seen nothing yet.
He then charged and fired a Spirit Shot and it hit Lavender dead in the face. But the only damage it done was destroy Lavender's trademark helmet. Lavender then dug under the castle. Then the castle shook. At that moment, Robert knew what was happening. Lavender was picking the castle up. The whole castle! Before Robert Alex Splicer reacted, the undead kid threw thee castle. Robert Alex Splicer then flew out with the family and staff in his arms. When he put them down safely, he flew as fast as he could to catch up with the castle. When Robert Alex Splicer grabbed the castle, he threw it right back at Lavender. Lavender was fast enough to dodge the giant building. But he wasn't expecting Robert Alex Splicer to teleport him to a different universe. Sofia and everyone in the kingdom had a bad feeling about this.
Universe: Grand Theft Auto
They were still fighting, even when they were falling towards the city at high speeds from 50,000,000 feet above the ground.
Lavender: Give up now!
Robert Alex Splicer: NEVER!
Then Robert Alex Splicer kicked Lavender to the ground, and that made an enormous crater. Then Robert Alex Splicer shot a missile out his the missile launcher in his Mega Gauntlet. And when it made contact, it blew up the whole city. The whole city was replaced by a giant crater. When Robert teleported to the wreckage of Lavender, he was surprised when the undead kid grabbed him by the neck and stood up with only a few scratches and cuts. Lavender then took out a blunderbuss and was about to pull the trigger.
Lavender: Any last words?
Robert Alex Splicer then began to charge up an attack. And when lavender pulled the trigger, Dark Mist came out of his mouth. Then he fired the Dark Mist Beam. At first, Robert thought Lavender was dead finally. But then Lavender got up.
Robert Alex Splicer: ARE YOU A HUMAN TANK!?
Robert Then tackled Lavender into a new universe
Universe: Real World (New York to be precise) (A.K.A The Battlefield Before The Other Worlds)
They then landed on top of a truck on a bridge Robert then looked at the rubble of the same building he pushed Lavender into a while ago. Robert Alex Splicer knew about Lavender's defenses now, so he was on the defensive. But he quickly switched back to offensive when Lavender began charging towards him. He then took the STEN SMG and shot the tires to knock Lavender off his balance. This caused the truck to swerve out of control. The truck then began to knock cars off the bridge. Then the truck flipped over, sliding of its side, making cars fly into the air. While in the air, Robert Alex Splicer were having a battle. At first, it seemed Robert Alex Splicer had the upper hand. But then Lavender teleported behind him and kicked him into the water.
Lavender: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!
He then flew up into the air and charges up an Eyesocket Beam. Then charged it up to the Hyper Eye Blast. And while Lavender was charging it, Robert Alex Splicer, from the bottom of the water, charged up the Spirit Beam to the Red Hurricane level. then they shot both of their charged up lasers at the same time. When they collided, it formed a black hole. They stayed looking at it for about a few minutes. Then the black hole started to suck them both in. When they were sucked in, Robert had a really hard time seeing. And his Spirit Mist couldn't create much light in there. Then he saw the brightness of a rainbow far in the darkness. Then he noticed it was heading in his direction. He dodged it in time and saw Lavender with a machine that looks like a factory funnel. Then Lavender shot another rainbow at him. And he dodged it again. And over, and over, and over. Outside of the black hole, the rainbows were spurting out like crazy because of Robert Alex Splicer dodging them. And the rainbows were blowing up building when they made contact with the various buildings. This was literally the apocalypse. Back inside the black hole, Robert was teleporting everywhere to dodge the rainbows. Then Robert Alex Splicer teleported close enough to tackle Lavender into a different universe.
Universe: Pokemon
Ash Ketchum and his friend were walking along, minding their own business. Then Robert Alex Splicer crashed in front of them. They knew when when Robert Alex Splicer is fighting, run for cover, and they did. Robert and Lavender were in the middle of a town in Kalos, where Ash and his friends were, exchanging blows. Then Lavender took a Boys Anti-Tank Rifle and shot the rocket at Robert Alex Splicer, who dodged it, making the missile hit a random building.
Robert Alex Splicer: YOU THINK THAT'LL STOP ME?!
He then tackled the undead kid into another universe. When Ash and his friends came out of the cover they were hiding, they saw the whole town in rubble. And they knew too, it was the apocalypse.
Universe: Powerpuff Girls
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were telling their class on how they beaten and killed the Dazzlings. Then Lavender and Robert Alex Splicer bursted through the wall. Then Blossom took out a device that lets her see into other universes and saw that the Sofia the First universe was up in flames, the real world's New York were in rubble, and the town in the Pokemon universe was all nothing but rubble. She then told the whole class that it was the apocalypse. The ones fighting will keep fighting until one of them perishes, even if it means destroying the places that care and protect. Then Robert picked up a table behind him, which was the table that the Powerpuff Girls were at, and threw it at Lavender, only for him to slice it in half with his machete. Then he took out a China lake Grenade launcher and shot a grenade at Robert, who caught it and threw it back before it exploded, making it explode on Lavender instead. Lavender, who is now enraged, charged at Robert Alex Splicer. And as soon as Lavender got close to Robert, the Multiverse Hero picked up Lavender and threw him into the ground behind him, causing a giant THUD! Then when Lavender got up, Robert Alex Splicer teleported them to a different universe. The kids and teacher, along with the Powerpuff Girls looked outside, seeing the city of Townsville in flaming rubble.
Universe: Team Fortress 2
As usual, RED Team was Fighting BLU Team. But then Robert Alex Splicer charged with Lavender in his hands and slammed him into a giant boulder. And he kept slamming him into the same boulder 3 times. Then Robert Alex Splicer tried to throw Lavender into a building, only for Lavender to touch the ground, grab Robert's arm, and throw him into the building Robert was planning to throw him into. Then Robert got up and shook it off. Then Robert took out his Spirit Sword.
Robert Alex Splicer: I NEED YOU GUYS TO GIVE ME YOUR SOULS!
Then both RED team and BLU Team gave him their souls. Then the sword collected the souls. He then used his Spirit Mist to contact Jinx from League of Legends. Then he told her that he needs the souls from her universes's heroes. He then done this for every universe he came into contact with. The sword then began to glow an eerie white.
Robert Alex Splicer: THIS IS WHERE THIS ENDS!
Then Robert Alex Splicer shot a giant laser at lavender, and the laser was the size of the Milky-way Galaxy, not the candy. Then Lavender charged up and shot a Hyper Eye Blast, but that didn't even effect it. And this is when Lavender realized, he was dead.
Lavender: Oh NO!
Then the laser hit lavender. Not only did it kill the undead kid, but it destroyed a lot of buildings in the blast. Knowing he finally won, Robert Alex Splicer got down on both knees and took a few deep breaths.
Robert Alex Splicer: That takes care of him.
APOCALYPTIC!
(The left screen shows Robert Alex Splicer walking away and the right screen shows Lavender's skeleton falling apart)
Boomstick: Holy crap that was awesome!
Wiz: At first, Robert Alex Splicer had trouble with the bulk of Lavender.
Tech: But he has the never give up attitude.
Wiz: And a crap tons of weapons can only do so much.
Tech: Not to mention Robert took down an empire that was 100 times more powerful than he was. And that was ON HIS OWN!
Bullet: Looks like this battle was THE END.
(the next time screen pops up)
Bullet and Boomstick: NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE!
A creepy voice: My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a B****. I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.
Then a creepy animatronic from Five Nights At Freddy's 3 appears. It looks just like Bonnie, but with human like teeth, a broken off ear, and it was gold with a greenish tint.
