You ready for more wacky, timewasting nonsense? That's rhetorical, cause whether you're ready or not, here it comes.

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Sokka on… Bending

During a trip to Omashu for an international peace summit, Sokka reflected on his first trip to the city. "Hmm. That's odd." Sokka said to no one in particular. "You know, Mr Eelhound, earthbending is a really weird concept. What actually happens when you bend a column of earth out of the ground? Where does the earth come from? Is there a hole on the other side of the earth whenever you bend earth out of the ground or does it disrupt the core of the earth?" Sokka pondered, "What about Omashu's doors that you have to open via earthbending? They part in the middle with the doors opening horizontally, where's the earth going? Does the earth to the side of the doors disappear magically or… well there's no other explanation. It's a giant conspiracy! Just like Appa's ability to fly. He waves his tale every few minutes and voila! He flies! You know how much effort it should take for Appa to fly? There would have to be over ten tons of air pressure pushing downward at all times, so we wouldn't be able to fly anywhere without a giant downdraft coming from our bison. I never saw that in any of our travels! What about Aang's airbending? He was a master airbender when I met him, yet he couldn't beat Zuko, who at the time only knew the basics! I mean come on! He should have been able to beat him blindfolded. I think it's just pure idiocracy." Sokka fumed, "And why couldn't Toph have located Boomerang and Space Sword with her bending after the battle? She located ants on a frikkin hill from forty feet away! Also while on the subject of stuff Toph didn't do, why couldn't she have told Aang that Azula and the Dai Lee were in the Firelord's chamber in the bunker on the day of black sun? And speaking of the day of black sun, how did an eclipse make fire benders lose their bending!? They can still bend at night and that's basically the same thing!" Sokka noticed the earth kingdom city on the horizon and said "When I get to Omashu, Bumi, Aang, Appa and Zuko have a whole lot of explaining to do."

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Well that's all Sokka has to say about that. Sorry the chapter's a little short but I figure I shouldn't confuse you much more. The next update shall occur next Thursday. If you have read this please review and feel free to hand out constructive criticism. Thanks for reading! Next time we will discuss something that I do not know right now so feel free to drop a suggestion and if I like it I will definitely use it.

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