Chapter 1: Short Tempered Shortie and A Tin Can?


Why did things like this always happen to me? Why! It was a normal day- **About as normal as it gets for a cat freak..** Hey! I'm telling it! **Then tell it right Damnit!** ***Yeah you tell 'em Trev Trev!**** Stay out of this Mia! *Don't yell at Mia her chemical make isn't built for it!* Oh yeah.. I have multiple personality disorder.. Anywhore: It was a normal night as it can get for a cat chamera such as myself... *FLASHBACK* No one likes digging through slimy smelly trash. So imagine digging through slimy smelly trash for food. yeah...Not pleasant. but it was exactly what I had to Do. There were some good days, where I'd find half eaten hot dogs, or tuna salads.. My tummy rumbled angrily at the reminder. **Hey..I love fish just as much as the other starving people, but do you think we could think about that, you know..After we don't STARVE to DEATH!** I winced at Trevors angry voice in my head. ***yeah! I'm starving !*** Mia readily agreed. I didn't even wait for Roes input, and started shuffling the heaps of trash for some thing edible. After about another 20 minutes of that, *Thirty minutes twenty-two seconds* I finally found a thrown away half eaten turkey. "Jack-pot! " I mumbled. I immediately sunk my sharp teeth in. Oh! It may have been grungey , but hell! It was food. I licked my lips clear of the turkey. My otherselves finally quiet for once. Clank Wait ..my head jerked up. My cat ears swiveling, searching out the nose I heard..it was like a..clanking sound. CLANK! CLANK! There it was again! I sat up fully, sliding my worn beaten pack on my shoulder. Preparing to bolt. **put your hood up numbskull! Or do you want to be seen!** I jumped slightly. Damnit! You scared me Trev- **your hood idiot!** ***someone's comming!** Damnit! I threw my hood up and scrambled behind the trash cans. A loud clatter resonated through the ally as I accidentally knocked over one of the trash cans! "Shit!" I cursed quietly. **shit is right! Your gonna get us caught numbskull!"** My ears flattened slightin shame. I could've gotten us caught. ***Trev jus' said that!** I know Mia.. *hey! Pay attention! There coming!* I took Roes advice. I swiveled my ears as a large suit of armor clinched by, along with his..sun? It was a short boy with golden hair. He black slacks on with red coat along with white gloves covering his hands and disappearing into his coat. He seemed to be complaining to the suit of armor. " that bastard sent me on another useless mission! We could've been on a lead for the stone right about now! Damn colonel.." .he gripped muttering curses and obscenities directed at I'm guessing ' that Damn colonel'... ***he looks like a tuna can! Let's pop him open! ** You can't pop him open Mia it's armor..there's a man inside. ***oh..can we eat the man?** Im not even acknowledged that.. "Brother! You can't say stuff like that..he's your superior officer!" The suit of armor scolded his- wait. Brother? Well..I've seen stranger.. "Yeah well so what! He's probably having a laugh up in his office right about now!" The blonde fummed. I held back a small giggle. He seemed like a short tempered guy..heheh I made a funny.. **that's just sad..** Shut up.. A flash of silver hand my attention turning to his pocket. It was a bright silvery pocket watch. A lion roaring engraved obscenities the front as it shines beautifully in the moonlight. So..pretty..I imagined my eyes had dilated as cat instinct aroused in me. I had to have it I- *Mias P.O.V* I took over and slinked through the shadows. My tail flicked excitedly. Ooooh! I must have it! I must! I was soo close now. If I just reach ...I stretched out a hand, unsheathing my claws! One if my silvery claws just barley touched- " WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!" I froze and hissed threateningly at the blondie. Our eyes met, gold on blue... I snatched the trinket and ran. I bolted down the allyway at breakneck speed. I rounded the corner swiftly and launched unto a group of trash cans. From there I leaped to the roof. Mine mine! Its "MINE!"

*Nelliels P.O.V* I came back suddenly and I was laying in my bed of blankets at my home ( **also known as a rank dank shit hole in an old wharehouse**.) Only one problem.. I had the silver pocket watched clasped around my neck. Ohhhh shit.. And at that particular moment..the door bust down. And an angry shortie came charging through. Oh **shit** - Mia: Ooooh! Shiny !

Nelliel: your gonna get us killed Damnit!

Trevor: *sigh* this is what you get for being weak ..

Nelliel: *gapes* are you serious! This is! Ugh!

Me: calm down now. Its clearly Edwards fault!

Edward: WHAT?! how is the my fault! They- she is a theif!

Me: she has a condition!

Trev: say that again and I'll mess your face up shortie!

Edward: WHO YOU CALLIN SO SMALL A MOUSE COULD USE HIM AS A CHEW TOY!

Alphonse: he didn't say that..

Trev: oh but I wish I had! HAHAHA!