The new characters!

Envy- from FMA he can take any form he wants but he looks like a palm tree.

Takuto- From Full Moon he's a Shinigami (god of death)as punishment,because in his life he committed suicide.

Meroko- From Full Moon She's also a Shinigami (same reason) she's completely obsessed with Takuto.

Disclaimer: We do not own fma, fullmoon, ect. Or any of their characters. (bleh) There we said it!

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J- Now the family therapy begins!

K- How fun! I have teddy bears!

J- (shifty eyes) Ok so let's see here……… Envy! why are you a palm tree when you don't have to be?

Envy(En)- What does that have to do with family….

K- It has everything to do with it!

Ed- Ya, he does kinda look like a palm tree.

J- Shut up apple, it's not your turn to talk!

Ed- Apple….?

En- a palm tree is better than an apple!

K- You never answered the question.

En- I don't have to answer your stupid question. (walks away but falls over convulsing)

J- (evil glare while holding a tazer)

K- Poor Envy….. Oh well. Ed, what's it like to have automail?

J- Ya, does it rust when it rains?

Ed- no.

J- That's not a fun answer, dang it!

K- Its rust proof automail? Hey, where'd Hiei go?

J- I was just gonna ask that! (looks around, spots Hiei trying to escape. Tackles Hiei and hugs) Hiei! (hearts)

K- Jamie loves Hiei! (more hearts)

Ed- Oh brother…..

K- so ed, do you have a sexual relationship with Miss Winry?

Ed- What?

J- why do you like skanks so much anyways?

Ed- Winry isn't a skank.

K- so…. You like her?

Ed- …….

J- That's a yes.

K- How cute! Though now I'll have to murder Winry!

J- And I'll be your accomplice! Buhaha x3!

K- Tallyho!

Ed- (sweat drop) I'm surrounded by freaks….

K-(glares)

Ed- meep!...

J- Yay! Assian, ninja freaks! Right Hiei? (Hugs and Hearts)

K- Hiei Obviously belongs to Jamie….. but I get Takuto! (hearts)

J- ahhhhhhh, ok you found him first……. But can I make a clone?

K- Takuto clone? Sounds like a plan! (drags Takuto in)

Takuto(Ta)- What the heck are you doing?

J- (now in lab coat) we're making a clone of you using you genetic DNA code. Yay!

K- D-N-A, D-N-A!

Ta- Why would you wanna do that?

Meroko- I want a clone!

K- Neva!

J- Die! (pulls out Flame Thrower) Burn, Burn, BURN! Buhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha(gasp)ha

K-Jamie! You're going to suffocate…Under water... with vicious sharks!... No, not really.

Ta-…..I gotta get outta here….

J- not so fast you're the main test subject for the clones!

K- DNA, like a strand of hair? I want a Hiei clone!

J- No Way! Hiei is all mine, MINE! Back off you Barbie….. Death…..Flower! (Grabs Hiei and hug's viciously) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

K- Barbie….? What an insult! Death flower works though…

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Sorry I gotta cut it off here, but next time Barbie makes her appearance (buhaha x3). Thanks for reading! Please review!