Monday Night RAW
Night after Wrestlemania
Song Playing: Fight Like This by Decyfer Down
You've never seen a fight like this before
I'll take you down and leaver here wanting more, more
You've crossed the line that I cannot ignore, cannot ignore
You've never seen a fight like this before
Michael Cole: Hello everyone from Orlando, Florida! This is Monday Night Raw! This is the aftermath of Wrestlemania XXX and we have quite the show for tonight! I'm Michael Cole, here with DWF Hall of Famer Jerry Lawler, JBL, and Joey Styles.
Joey Styles: I just have to say...OH MY GOD was Wrestlemania amazing last night! We saw the return of Umaga and Daniel Bryan, and plenty of new champions!
Jerry Lawler: Before we get to tonight's matches we have a special edition of Miz TV!
JBL: Why are we starting with this loser? Why not with one of the new champions?
Jerry Lawler: Oh wah. Quit your whining!
Song Playing: I Came to Play by Jim Johnston ft. Downstrait
AWESOOOOME!
Justin Roberts: Please welcome to the ring, The Miz!
The Miz came to the ring in a full suit with a microphone in his hand. He gave a smirk once he was in the ring. He took a deep breath and began talking.
The Miz: Welcome to the most watched show in the DWF, Miz TV!
The crowd cheered when he gave his usual intro, the only time when people didn't cheer is when he was heel but (for now at least) he's a face.
The Miz: You see...I didn't exactly expect coming out here tonight. But because of the bitch in charge, Vickie, and the spineless Brad Maddox kissing up to the Authority...it resulted in me being here.
The crowd hated that word, Authority. Ever since Triple H betrayed Daniel Bryan, Authority was the word used for Triple H's Reich over the DWF.
JBL: What did they ever do to you? Triple H and the GM's have been doing what's best for business!
Michael Cole: I never seen you brown nose someone so much!
JBL: Oh shut up.
The Miz: Now they said to interview the "good" (he does air quotes with his fingers) champions and how it's "best for business." Well they didn't say which champions to interview so I thought why the hell not?
When Miz said this the crowd started erupting with "Yes!" chants and Miz couldn't even get a word in until a minute or so afterwards.
The Miz: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your DWF Champion...Daniel Bryan!
Song Playing: Flight of the Valkyries by Jim Johnston
Daniel Bryan came out with the belt in his hand he was raising his hands in the air, signaling the millions upon millions of "Yes" chants in the arena. He never gets tired of this.
Jerry Lawler: Daniel Bryan's match with AJ Styles last night was amazing! When all seemed lost he used the Yes-Lock and it ended up with the best belt in the business!
Joey Styles: If that's not best for business I don't know what is!
JBL: It was the better of two evils, either one doesn't compare to former champions like Bully Ray, Randy Orton, or heck, the freakin' DIVA'S CHAMP is better than those two competing!
Michael Cole: What happened, happened. Daniel Bryan is champ thank you good night.
JBL: Oh HOW original Michael!
Daniel Bryan shook hands with the Miz and sat down on one of the four seats beside the Miz's seat. Miz gave Daniel a microphone and he started talking.
Daniel Bryan: You guys know that was my FIRST main event at Wrestlemania right? Not only did I headline it, I also won back what was rightfully mine! YES! YES! YES!
The Miz: Not only did you, no pun intended, perform AWESOMELY last night, AJ did put up a great fight.
Daniel Bryan: Yeah, definitely. Coming from another Ring of Honor alumni, we put on one hell of a show last night.
The Miz: Not only did you put on a good match, but these other champions did as well... Ladies and gentlemen, the World Heavyweight Champion and Tag Team Champions, James Storm and The West Brothers!
Song Playing: Long Necks and Rednecks by Dale Oliver
Sorry...about your damn luck!
When the acoustic guitars and pyrotechnics went off the crowd went nuts. Out came the other few champions that the Authority didn't approve of. James storm was wearing blue jeans with a white sleeveless shirt along with his trademark cowboy hat. Andrew, the oldest West brother, was wearing dark jeans with a black shirt with a Skillet logo while Noah, the youngest, was wearing blue jeans and a Celldweller shirt. They got into the ring, they each grab a microphone and sat down.
James Storm: How ya'll doing? Orlando?!
The crowd cheered when Storm asked the question. He waved at the thousands of people in the arena.
James Storm: I feel like a new man with this belt, but unlike Jeff Hardy...I didn't give my balls to Dixie to get this far. All it took was, blood, sweat, tears, and a cold six pack!
JBL: Great we got a psychopathic cowboy with a drinking problem as one of our champions!
Jerry Lawler: Oh shut up!
James Storm: At least now Dixie, along with Jeff, knows that I am a threat. Not only me though, along with Gunner and The Brothers we're one step in liberating this place from the tyranny of the Authority!
Andrew West: Oh come on man, quit flattering us! Me and Noah just proved that we're the most dominant siblings in the DWF!
The crowd cheered for the pair of brothers. They held their belts high and smiled from ear to ear. Ever since their start in NXT, Noah and Andrew have been getting a lot of support from the fans.
Noah West: I bet dad is looking at us knowing that his pair of sons are slowly going up in this business.
Andrew West: (reaches over to Noah's shoulder) God rest his soul. Wherever his soul is.
Noah West: Uhhh... Andrew, Dad isn't dead.
The crowd got a good laugh from that. Andrew's face got flustered from embarrassment and scratched the back of his head.
Andrew West: Let's just forget that statement. Anyway...Applejack and Big Mac last night, that was the hardest we had to fight since we fought you (points to James Storm) and Gunner and like that match we're still close friends. Not like with...what's there names...Oh come on it's on the top my head...
Noah West: I think they were called Spoiled Brats Inc?
James Storm: Sounds about right. Silver Spout and Blabbering Tiara? Oh! How can I forget!
James Storm heads out of the ring and behind the announcer's table. He reaches into the desk and grabs a six pack of beer. The crowd cheered like crazy when he raised the alcoholic nectar high.
JBL: Hey! That's contraband! Bring that back here!
Michael Cole: I guess he's taking a page out of Stone Cold's book!
James Storm hands a bottle to each of the people inside the ring.
James Storm: I'm no good at givin' speeches but I dedicate these beers for our enemies may they remember the beatings they received by their superiors and...we drink in remembrance of them...I guess. Bottoms up!
The men raised their bottles in the air but before they could take a drink...
Song Playing: The Man in Me by Goldy Locks
JBL: Finally Dixie Carter is here to bring some order to these miscreants!
Joey Styles: What?! These guys were just having a good time that ain't against the rules! At least not yet!
Dixie walked to the ring with her lapdog, Spud, by her side. He motioned for a microphone and he handed it to Dixie.
Dixie Carter: Miz, darling, I thought Vickie and Brad specifically telling you to interview the true champions of this business. Not Daniel Bryan, not The West Brothers, and surely not James Storm. Umaga was suppose to be out here, along with Bobby Roode and Valentine! Not some rejects that crawled from the sewer!
The crowd booed at that last remark. The West Brothers immediately got up with angry looks on their faces.
Jerry Lawler: That's gotta sting for the Wests! Their dad, "The Extremist" Curtis West was a big name in the early ECW and the Attitude Era scene!
James Storm and Daniel Bryan were holding on to the West brothers before they would do something that they would regret.
Dixie Carter: Now since I love ya'll so much I'm giving you each a match! Tonight, The West Brothers will fight the Bro-Mans!
The crowd cheered for the fact that the Wests will get a match but the fact that the Bro-Mans will be in the arena gave them a bad taste in their mouths.
Dixie Carter: James Storm will be with his friend, Gunner, and Daniel Bryan in a 3-on-3 tag team match against the Shield! And...for you Miz...right now you will be facing in a no disqualification match, the ECW champion...UMAGA!
Song Playing: Virtual Voodoo by Jim Johnston
Joey Styles: What a pile of...crap! Miz isn't even dressed to fight! This is abuse of power!
JBL: Quit crying you baby. He deserves this for getting those wannabes out here instead of the real champions.
Michael Cole: You heard it right here folks... Miz will face Umaga in a no disqualification match when we come back on Raw!
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
PROMO
"It's been a long time hasn't it?"
Clips of Wrestlemania XXV and XXVI were shown, showing the Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels matches.
"You know what they say, heroes never die."
Clips of Shawn Michaels knocked out and battered bloody are shown.
"...They just disappear."
The clip of Shawn Michaels leaving the Raw arena for the last time as an active wrestler.
"..but where's the fun in that?"
Clips of his greatest matches are then shown (Michaels vs. Bret Hart, Michaels vs. Ric Flair, and Michaels vs. Triple H vs. Chris Benoit to name a few)
Announcer: WWE and DWF Hall of Famer, Shawn Michaels, will make his return during the Valentine's Day Massacre. Be ready for a heartbreak. Because it's coming.
(COMMERCIALS END)
Michael Cole: Welcome back to Monday Night Raw!
Cole's voice escalated when Umaga literally threw the Miz from the top turnbuckle to the barricades below. Miz yelled loudly upon impact. Umaga let out a war cry and the crowd responded with a just as loud "boo."
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! What a throw by Umaga!
JBL: Our ECW Champion, reminding us why, he's on top!
Jerry Lawler: Sad but true! I'd rather have "King Drac" Gabriel Belmont as champ but he won at Wrestlemania and I can't argue with that!
Miz slowly got up, only to have Umaga grab his shoulders, and hit him with a big headbutt! Miz collapsed to the ground but the referee was counting them for their time out of the ring. He was at 6 before Umaga drags the Miz back into the ring.
Michael Cole: Umaga is destroying Miz! This may be Miz's last stand!
Joey Styles: This is absolutely inhumane! Dixie shouldn't be abusing her power like this! This is the highest of BS I've seen from the Authority!
Umaga covers Miz hoping to finish the match.
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Miz lifts his shoulders up and keeps himself in the match. Which could be worse than losing the match.
JBL: How can Miz get up from Umaga? He's the Samoan Bulldozer! And the Miz is just...well, the Miz!
Michael Cole: He is a former WWE Champion, along with Intercontinental and United States Champ. He has a star studded history!
Miz got up and let out a Ric Flair chop on Umaga. This barely did anything to the Samoan Bulldozer, but Miz had some time to get up.
Miz performed an Irish Whip on Umaga and sent him to the turnbuckle. He ran towards him with a high knee to the face! Miz dropped down and let loose a powerful right hook to Umaga!
Joey Styles: What a punch from the Miz! How can he follow this up?
Miz backed up some and ran at full force with a shoulder thrust to Umaga! He kept repeating this until he staggered out of the corner. He ran with a jumping clothesline to Umaga's face!
Jerry Lawler: There goes Umaga! Miz actually toppled the ECW Champion!
JBL: Don't get your hopes up!
Miz then dragged Umaga to the center of the ring afterwards he grabbed Umaga's legs and spread them out.
Joey Styles: No way! He's not thinking of attempting this!
Michael Cole: Oh yes he is! He's going for the Figure Four Leg Lock!
Miz let out a "woo" and put his legs in to the correct position and the submission was in...until Umaga pushed the Miz off of his legs.
JBL: See the strength of Umaga!
Miz got to his feet but to his surprise Umaga was up close and personal, grabbing Miz by the throat and performed a Reverse STO!
Michael Cole: What an STO from Umaga! Will he capitalize?
Umaga let out a yell that even the rafters could hear. Miz slowly got up but only to have Umaga lift him up and placed him on his shoulders. Just to quickly drop for his trademark Samoan Drop!
Joey Styles: Samoan Drop! It's over for the Miz!
Michael Cole: There goes Umaga with the coverup!
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Jerry Lawler: Umaga wins! Like there was a doubt.
JBL: That's what separates the former champs from the current champs!
Umaga grabs the ECW belt from his corner and yells from the center of the ring. He walks out of the ring towards the ramp and lets out another yell. He walks back through to get back to the backstage area.
Jerry Lawler: I think we need the paramedics to come get the Miz! He looks battered bloody!
Joey Styles: Pretty bloody for a night that isn't ECW!
JBL: Miz put in a good effort. I could give him that much. But Umaga was clearly the better man. I feel a tiny bit of pity for him.
Michael Cole: Well... coming up next, it's something never did in the DWF before, to determine the number 1 contender's spot for the tag-team titles we will be having a Wild Card Fatal Four Way. The rules are that 4 pairs of contenders will be drawn and each pair will be a tag team. The winner will face the West Brothers at St. Valentine's Day Massacre. We will see this match up next.
Jerry Lawler: Not only do we see that but we also get the champions on commentary!
Michael Cole: All of this and more when Monday Night Raw returns after this commercial break! Stay tuned!
