Speedpin: I'm back and I have nothing to say. I'm lonely right now. None of my buddies are here. The cameraman is, but I hate him.

Cameraman: You suck! You'll never win Becky's heart!

Speedpin: F u!

Cameraman: Teacher!! He hurt my feelings!

Speedpin: What? Ah, whatever! Since you're the only one here, do the Disclaimer!

Cameraman: DISCLAIMER: SPEEDPIN IS TO POOR TO OWN IT!! HE LIVES IN POVERTY, AND SHARES A BED WITH HIS GRANDPA!!

Speedpin: NOT TRUE!! THAT IS SOOO NOT TRUE! NO WAY!! NO WAY IN HELL!!TEACHER!! MARKEL IS LYING!!

Teacher: SHUT UP ALREADY!!

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Sakura Sensei

The First Chapter...

Sasuke Makes an Appearance

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One day ago...

Sasuke sighed out of relief, sitting on top of a roof. It was night in Konoha. Nobody was up, and decided that he should stop here and rest. It was a bad idea to just walk through the gates like that.

Sakura was at the gates at that time. Sasuke hoped that he would be able to escape before she saw him. Sasuke knew she saw him, but barely. He hoped that she would think for it to be a Genjutsu or something.

Little did he know, Sakura did think it was, but that happened tomorrow. Sasuke rested on the roof until five in the morning, waking up by a huge gasp.

He opened his eyes, and he saw none other than a forty year old Gekkou Hayate. Sasuke had been spotted.

"You..." Hayate said, pulling out his katana.

"It's been a while," the Uchiha smiled, bringing out his own katana. "Hayate-sensei. Would you be so kind as to give me a tour of the village?"

"When Hell runs out of heat!" Hayate didn't hate Sasuke. He didn't, but it was his duty as a Konoha Shinobi to take down the missing Nin at any cost, even his life. Hayate knew that Sasuke was stronger than him by a huge amount, and he had no chance of winning. But...still, he wouldn't back down. Sasuke was either going to return to Konoha in cuffs, or not return at all.

It was still pretty early. Maybe Sasuke can kill Hayate without waking anyone up. There was a reason for killing Hayate. He needed to make sure that nobody knew he was here. Now, where was Karin, Suigesta, and Juugo?

"Mikadzuki no Mai!"

Sasuke stayed silent and still, even though the opponent was casting a Jutsu. He showed no signs of fear, and no signs of movement whatsoever. Hayate ran toward him as fast as he could, and spun his sword above his head. Replications of Hayate slowly appeared, mimcing the real Hayate's movements.

Question: Which was the real Hayate. That was the main question.

But that was not the question Sasuke asked. Hayate appeared behind Sasuke, and brought up his katana. He swung. Sasuke was sliced in half. However there was no blood. The two halves of Sasuke blew up in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke faded, a log cut in half could be seen.

Kawarimi. How could Hayate fall for that one? What was up with him?

"Hasn't your mother ever taught you people to never play with swords?" a voice behind him asked. Hayate paled. His opponent was right behind him. He was a Jounin, for damn's sake! How could he not notice Sasuke's presence?

"Only professionals like me are allowed to hold one." Sasuke brought his own katana up. "Let me...help you dispose of that." In a flash, Hayate could feel weight leaving his hands. No way. That was too fast. In the distance, there was Hayate's sword, planted in a wall.

Hayate's hands started to sweat, and his face started to pale even more. He ran for the sword. It was only two buildings away. Sasuke stayed still as he rushed for his katana.

Hayate clinged to the wall with his Chakra enhanced feet, using all his might to pull the blade from the brick. He, however, didn't need all his might. He just didn't want to die. That was it. He was scared. He wanted to run and call for help...but what if Sasuke killed him before then? What if no one would wake up.

He wanted to make a deal with Sasuke. Spare him, and he won't tell the village about his unexpected arrival. But, he was too scared to negotiate. Gah, he isn't suppose to be like this. He's a damn Shinobi, for pete's sake! A Jounin! He wasn't suppose to back down from a 22 year old Genin!

But why was he?

He decided to stop asking these dumb questions and take action. He was going to be tough! He was going to take down Sasuke!

"Yo..." Hayate wet himself. Sasuke was standing on the wall, just exactly one foot above Hayate. Okay, he was DEFINITELY scared. Note, how definitely is capitilized. Yeah...I did a good job capitilizing it, right?

Hayate decided to do one thing. Throw attacks randomly. He swung his sword upward.

Sasuke responded by jumping onto the building's roof. Hayate followed, landing on the roof not long after Sasuke. He dashed toward him...or at least he tried too. He found himself frozen in spot. Why?

Three people held him back.

One of them was a female with a weird style of black hair. She had glasses on, and a white jacket with a zipper.

An other one was a man with sharp teeth. Really sharp teeth. He had a black sleeveless shirt, and a huge sword attached to his back.

The last one was a man with spiky hair. That was basically his appearance.

"Your late...Suigesta, I thought I clearly said, '3 hours.'"

"Sorry...we had a 'problem...'" the man with sharp teeth, otherwise known as Suigesta, replied.

"And you only brought Zabuza's? What happened to the others?"

"Lost them..."

"Actually, it was stolen," the girl, known as Karin, grinned. "By bandits," she continued.

Sasuke twitched, but then put on a smile. "Bandits? We'll get them later...for now, watch me kill him..."

Hayate stayed silent during their talk, and he finally spoke up at Sasuke's last words. "No...please...no..." Hayate begged.

"I have all the time in the world. I should go slow with this..." He started a series of hand seals. "Ushi, U, Saru..." he whispered. He didn't have to say the seal's name, but he decided that he did have all the time in the world to do this. He went into the Chidori pose.

Lightning sparked in his right hand. Chakra flew around him. Hayate's eyes widened. If he survived this...he would be put in a looooooooooooooong coma. "Chidori..."

Hayate didn't have time to scream. He already died. Juugo, Suigesta, and Karin dropped him. Sasuke looked at the huge dents he created on the roof. "They probably woke up, let's go before they see us..."

"Hai!" With that, they left nothing but dust in their previous places.

"Don't worry, Sasuke-kun, I removed any signs of you being here," Karin assured.

Sasuke stayed silent, and continued his search for Itachi. He's been at it ever since he killed Orochimaru, 8 years ago.

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One day later...

Hibiki paced around the room, trying to look cool in front of his new teammates. Truth was, he was growing VERY impatient. Hibiki had a striking resemblance to Sasuke. They both had spiky, raven colored hair and black colored eyes. He wore a black shirt, and dark green leggings with pockets nearly everywhere. What were these 'pockets' for, anyways?

Kamuto was asleep. He had black eyes, even though you couldn't see them, and black hair. He wore a grey vest and a fishnet underneath, his forehead protector tied onto his arm. His hair was tied into a short ponytail.

Hibiki didn't have a forehead protector on any visible part of his body, but Chimi had one tied on her forehead. She had blonde hair, that was shorter than most girl's and blue eyes, like Naruto. Her clothes were basically the same as Kamuto's just different color. Blue vest, and blue pants.

All three of them had blue sandals.

And they were the only three in the classroom. They have been waiting for an hour and a half.

Sigh...if only GameBoy's were invented...

"THAT'S IT!! WHERE THE HELL IS OUR SENSEI!?" Hibiki shouted out.

"Be patient..." Chimi replied, sighing.

Hibiki opened the door slightly, placing a blackboard eraser on top. "Hehehe...that's what he gets!!"

"It's a she..."

"Whatever!"

"Come on, do you really think an advanced Jounin like her would fall for a trap like that? Shinobi always have their gaurd o-"

CREEK

THUD

"Who...did that?" Sakura twitched, hair full of chalk.

"HEHEHE!! GOTCHA!!"

SLAM

STOMP

"Owie..." Hibiki squeaked, with a broken cheek bone and a bloody nose.

"Next time you do that...get ready to go to Hell..." Hibiki didn't take that as a threat. He took it as a promise.

"Now...sorry I'm late...I was...err..." 'What lame excuse should I use?' "I overslept?" 'Smooth, Sakura, smooth...'

"Aww, that's okay, Sensei..." Chimi smiled.

'Seems I'm not hated as much as Kakashi-sensei...' "Okay, meet me on the roof in five minutes! And tell...err...your friend there to wake up."

"I'm already awake," Kamuto replied, bringing his head up.

"Okay, that's great! Again, meet me on top of the roof in five minutes!"

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"Now...let's see..." Sakura whispered. "Okay, I want you all to tell me about yourself!"

"...like what?" Kamuto asked.

"You know...your name? Age? Hobbies? Likes? Dislikes? Jutsu? Future dreams? The works..."

"Err...sensei, shouldn't you be doing it first?" Chimi asked timidly. She just sucked when talking to grown ups. She respected filial piety.

"Oh, that's right..." Sakura said. "You should at least know who your sensei is! I'm Haruno Sakura! I like flowers, and bunnies, and I like pink and red...and...Sas-" She stopped. She was just about to say 'Sasuke-kun.' "Ahem...I dislike annoying people..."

CoughNarutocough

"...and pigs..."

CoughInocough

"My future dream is to marr--I mean, have ba--I mean...UGH!!"

"Sensei, are you okay?" Hibiki raised an eyebrow.

"I'm fine!! Anyways, I specialize in Medical Jutsu and Strength...and my hobbies are...well, I have tons..."

"Ah! Ah! Sensei, can I go next!?" Hibiki was jumping up and down with an arm raised high in the air. "Okay, my name is Hibiki! Just Hibiki...and I like pranks and to give annoyance to people, and I hate green, because it represents veggies! My hobbies are to cause pranks, and my Jutsu is basically Poison Jutsus! My future dream is to become a great Shinobi that would kill everyone in the world!!"

Sakura twitched. Kill everyone in the world? She hoped he was joking. If he wasn't, then he was ignorant. Really, really ignorant. He looked like Sasuke, but his personality was just like Naruto.

"Okay, you want to go next?" Sakura asked the girl.

"Me? Err..." Chimi stood up. "My name is Hatake Chimi...I like flowers, and I have no dislikes. My hobbies are...to collect flowers. My Jutsu...well...I cause pain and suffering among people with Genjutsu..."

Pain and suffering? This cute girl? Sakura refused to believe it. Well, she did say Hatake Chimi...and Kakashi was, and still is, married to Anko, the goddess of torture.

"Okay...thank you...and you're last!" Sakura said to Kamuto.

He didn't budge. "Err...hello?"

"Huh? What, is it my turn?" Sakura nodded. "Oh...my name is..." he scratched his head. "What was my name again? Oh yeah, Nara Kamuto..."

"A Nara?"

"I...err...like stuff. I hate stuff. I don't have hobbies. I don't have dreams. And my Jutsu...oh god, this is troublesome..."

"Umm...I think you've told us enough, thank you very much..."

"K..."

"Come on, tell us what your Jutsu is!" Hibiki pleaded.

"His Jutsu involves shadows, okay?" Sakura asked.

"How would you know, huh!? Huh, sensei? Huh!?"

POW

"SHUT UP!! I'm your sensei! I know because I know!"

"You know, you don't have to go around hitting people," Hibiki literally cried.

"Are you telling me what to do?"

"No..."

"Good." Sakura sighed. "Meet me in this same place tomorrow at 5."

"A.M. or P.M?" Hibiki asked.

"In the morning."

"Great..." Kamuto commented. "It's too troublesome to go to bed, and when I finally do, it's really troublesome to wake up."

"Then ask your mom to wake you up," Sakura replied, sighing. "Remember this: Don't eat breakfast. And...that's it! Bye!" She disappeared.

"Okay...well, I'm going to go home..." Hibiki stated, leaping off the roof.

"It's too troublesome to care," Kamuto said.

"I think I'm going to go, too..." Chimi leapt off.

"How troublesome...do I have to get up?"

Several hours later...

"How troublesome..." Shikamaru stated, his shadow looming over Kamuto, who was laying on his back. "Father sent me to look for you, you troublesome brat."

"You're the troublesome one, Mr. Troublesome," Kamuto replied, not taking his eyes off the clouds.

Shikamaru layed down next to him, watching the clouds as well. "It's midnight. Aren't you gonna go to sleep?"

"Sleeping is a lot of work...especially snoring. Snoring takes too much energu. Way too troublesome..."

"Agreed..." Shikamaru sighed. "How troublesome..."

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Speedpin: And that's the end of this chapter! Yes, Hayate is alive in this story. Gaara's sensei only scarred him deeply...and Sasuke kills him instead. And yes, Shikamaru is Kamuto's brother...troublesome, ain't it?