AN: Hi! This is the second chapter of my fic. Please, please, PLEASE review it though after you read it with your thoughts. Plus, any pranks that you see in this story that are in another's story is unintentional and purely a coincidence. Constructive criticism only please. And as I've said before, flames will be used to cook hot dogs and roast marshmallows!

Disclaimers: I do not own Harry Potter, his parents, his world, or anything in this fic. Everything belongs to J.K. Rowling.

Warnings: None

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Hagrid: (AN: I'm taking out Hagrid's accent because it's kinda hard to write with it. Plus, I don't have my book with me!) First years this way please! Follow me to the boats!

James: *to Sirius* Let's go shall we?

Hagrid: Hiya James! How was your summer?

James: Not too bad, filled Mr. Daskin's swimming pool with green jell-o, mashed bananas with my bare feet, switched Mom's coffee with mud, the usual.

Sirius: Ahem!!

James: Oh, this is my best friend Sirius Black,

Sirius: It's about time!

James: The pranks this summer were all his idea and he's a *makes quote marks with his fingers* very powerful sorcerer and he sleeps with a pink teddy bear.

Sirius: Yup! Hey!! I do not!!!! Take that back!!

Hagrid: *stands there chuckling* Well, let's go; don't want to be late for the sorting! *starts shouting above the crowd* No more than 4 to a boat, come on!

*James and Sirius get into a boat with Peter and Lily*

Sirius: *to Lily* Hey! Nice seeing you again Blueberry Top!!

Lily: *sticks tongue out at Sirius*

James: Hiya Water Lily!

Lily: *pulls out her wand and points it at James and Sirius* Ooh, one more word from either of you and I'll hex you into next week!

James/Sirius: Oh, we're so scared!

Peter: Guys!! Please stop fighting!!

Lily: Oh alright. *puts her wand away*

James/Sirius: Ok, *to Lily* truce?

Lily: Alright. *shakes James' and Sirius' hands*

Peter: *sigh of relief* Thank you!

James: *in surprise* Hey, we're here already!

Sirius: Let's go! *climbs out of the boat only to trip and fall face first into the sticky gray mud that lined the shore.

All: *laugh like crazy*

Sirius: Grrr. *points his wand at himself* Clensia! Let's go.

James: Ok Sirius, now I'm really confused, are you a human or your dog?

Sirius: Stuff it James!

All of the First Years: *walk into the castle where they are greeted by Professor McGonagall*

McGonagall: Welcome to Hogwarts! In a few moments, you will be sorted into your houses

James: *mimicking McGonagall* They are Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin.

McGonagall: *at the same time as James* They are Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin.

Peter/Sirius: *snicker quietly*

McGonagall: *gives James, Sirius, Lily, and Peter a stern look* *continues* Your house is like your family, your triumphs will earn you house points, any rule breaking and you will lose points. At the end of the year, the points are totaled and the house with the most points will win the house cup, a great honor.

James: *still mimicking McGonagall* Your house is like your family, your triumphs will earn you house points, any rule breaking and you will lose points. At the end of the year, the points are totaled and the house with the most points will win the house cup, a great honor.

McGonagall: Detention Potter!!

James: Cool!

McGonagall: The Sorting is about to begin.

Lily: *to Sirius* How do we get sorted anyway?

Sirius: Oh, just a simple task, all you have to do is wrestle a mountain troll, escape a lethifold attack, and fight off the Imperius curse.

*Lily's face turns pale*

Sirius: Just kidding! All you have to do is try on the Sorting Hat; it decides which house you should be in by reading your mind.

Lily: Oh, phew, hey wait! You lied to me!

Sirius: Watch it Evans, don't threaten me or I'll make your tongue match your hair!

Lily: *sticks her tongue out at Sirius*

Sirius: *points wand at Lily* Bluberrias!

Lily: *shrieks* MY TONGUE IS BLUE!!!!

Sirius: I warned you, didn't I?

James/Peter: *laugh like monkeys*

McGonagall: Please follow me.

*the First Years walk into the Great Hall passing the other students, and stop in front of the Sorting Hat*

McGonagall: When I call your name, please come forward and I will place the Sorting Hat on your head. After it decides your house, please go sit at your designated table.

ABBOTT, KYLE

HUFFLEPUFF!!

AWONNEN, HEATHER

RAVENCLAW!!!!

BONES, JAMIE

RAVENCLAW!!!

BROCKMAN, SCOTT

SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!

BULSTRODE, NANCY

SLYTHERIN!!!!

BROWN, SIMON

GRYFFINDOR!!!

BLACK, SIRIUS

GRYFFINDOR!!!!

James: *cheers loudly*

CERBERTY, FRANK

HUFFLEPUFF!!!!!

DIEBEL, KAYLYN

RAVENCLAW!!

EVANS, LILY

James: *praying*

GRYFFINDOR!!!!

James: NNOOOOOO!!!!!!

FOSS, CHRIS

SLYTHERIN!!!!!

GARDNER, HEATHER

HUFFLEPUFF!!!!

GITTELMAN, BRANDON

SLYTHERIN!!!!!

HAN, JOE

RAVENCLAW!!!

JACELYN, MOLLY

GRYFFINDOR!!!!

KASTELLO, LUCY

RAVENCLAW!!!!

LOLMANN, JACK

SLYTHERIN!!!!

MALFOY, LUCIUS

SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!!

NOTT, MICHAEL

SLYTHERIN!!!

OGG, WENDY

HUFFLEPUFF!!!

PETTIGREW, PETER

GRYFFINDOR!!!

POTTER, JAMES

GRYFFINDOR!!!!

RAIDEN, LESLIE

RAVENCLAW!!!

SNAPE, SEVERUS

SLYTHERIN!!!!

TUSSELL, GREGORY

HUFFLEPUFF!!!!!

VIERS, KARA

SLYTHERIN!!!!!!

WEASLEY, ARTHUR

GRYFFINDOR!!!!!

ZAWAKI, LAURA

RAVENCLAW!!!

McGonagall: *rolls up parchment* The sorting is completed; however Professor Dumbledore has a few start of term notices.

Dumbledore: First, the Forbidden Forest is of course forbidden to all students.

James/Sirius: Not for long!

Dumbledore: Our caretaker, Argus Filch has added 67 new items to the 'forbidden items' list, any student who cares to view the list, may view it outside his office.

James: *to Sirius* How about we look at that list after the feast?

Sirius: *smirking* Ok. *looks as if he got an awful idea*

Dumbledore: And that is all, let the feast begin!

*food magically appears on the tables*

James: *fills his plate and accidentally flicks a spoonful of mashed potatoes across the table onto Sirius' face*

Sirius: Hey!! *throws a handful of corn kernels at James*

Peter: FOOD FIGHT!!!!!! *hides under the table*

*food starts flying in all directions, onto paintings on the walls, onto students' faces, onto the floating candles, and right onto Dumbledore's face*

*all flying food automatically ceases*

Dumbledore: *wipes Yorkshire pudding from his face* *chuckles* *picks up a pile of Jell-o from his plate and hurls it at McGonagall* Resume fighting!!!!

*food starts flying again and this time, most of the teachers join in*

(2 hours later)

Dumbledore: We've had our fun, but enough is enough. It's bedtime and I will magically clean everyone off. *lifts his wand* Cleansia!

*a light purple mist shoots out of Dumbledore's wand and fills the hall*

*automatically everyone returns to the state that they were in before the food fight started; even Lily's hair and tongue are returned to their natural colors*

Sirius: *looks at Lily* Darn; now I can't call her Blueberry Top anymore!!

James: *snickers*

Lily: We'd better go. *points to the line of Gryffindors leaving the hall*

James: Right, let's go.

Dumbledore: Hello, James!

James: Hello, Professor! What can I do for you?

Sirius: *interrupting* Hey! How come everyone knows James but no one knows me?

James: Because I'm famous you dolt!

Sirius: *snorts* You're not famous!

James: I know, I try to be though!

Dumbledore: *chuckling again*

James: Oh, I'm sorry Professor, what did you need?

Dumbledore: I needed to give you this. *hands James and Sirius 2 identical slips of parchment*

James: *looks at the parchment* Cool, our first detention!

Sirius: *smiling mischievously* Professor, I'd start getting used to giving these to us if I were you!

Dumbledore: I wouldn't worry about that Sirius; I already have at least 100 detention slips up in my office, all ready to give to you.

Sirius: Cool that should be enough to get us through our first week.

Dumbledore: *smiles* Run along now boys, the password to Gryffindor tower is 'lethifold' I'll see you bright and early tomorrow at breakfast.

James/Sirius: Bye, professor!

Dumbledore: Goodbye, boys!

James: *whispers* *to Sirius* What are we going to do for our prank on Malfoy tomorrow?

Sirius: *smiling* Let's get the house elves in the kitchens put beetles in his porridge tomorrow at breakfast!

James: Great! *holds out his wand* Accio Invisibility Cloak!

*the 2 invisible boys make their way down to the kitchens*

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AN: That's the end of the second chapter, I hope you like it! I'll try and get the 3rd out ASAP. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you! I like constructive criticism, I don't like flames.