A/N: Oh look, it's that odd girl again, Seamus! Who the hell is Seamus...? It's whoever you want it to be. *suggestive wink* Oh... okay then. I'm going to go... now... forever. *runs off* Pfft, wuss. Anyways, time for another chapter of random crap with absolutely no plot whatsoever! Enjoy!
Warning: WILL contain OOC dialogue/actions, randomness, and extreme stupidity.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the likeness of any characters unless I decide to randomly insert an OC of some sort... or myself.
Chapter Two: Gaara's a Star
Gaara sat in his room, alone- as he had grown accoustumed to, accompanied only by his own insane thoughts, ricocheting off of the walls of his mind. He sighed, staring at a fragmented crack in the wall, following the lines with his eyes until they met their ends. He listened as the clock ticked quietly in the background, as a sort of rhythm entered his mind.
"I wonder..." he thought. He got out of his seat and peered out his door, searching for any sign of someone being near. When he was quite sure no one would disturb him, he murmured under his breath, "Gaara, Gaara, unloved Gaara. Gaara, Gaara, unloved Gaara."
Oh, but how sneaky fan girls can be.
"Kya!" Shouted Junita.
Gaara was a bit taken a back, "who the hell are you and how'd you get in my house?" He demanded.
To which Junita replied, "fan girls... we have our ways," nudging him with a pencil for some inexplicable reason.
He got that 'yeah-I'mma-kill-you-now' look in his (pretty) eyes.
"If you kill me, your teddy bear will blow up," Junita said calmly.
Alarmed, he thought, "no, not mister snuggles!"
"C'mon! Keep singing, you have a smexy voice!" She pushed.
Gaara blinked, wearing a blatant 'wtf'-face.
"I guess Snuggles will have to d-"
"Gaara, Gaara! Unloved Gaara!"
A/N: Well... that kind of... went no where. Mer. If you don't get this, watch "The Mysterious Ticking Noise" on YouTube. Review and shit...
