Stephenie Meyer owns all TWILIGHT characters.

Inspired by "75 Guy Truths (in 20 Words or Less) from the December 2010 issue of Cosmopolitan.


What a Girl Wants, What a Boy Means

Ain't Nobody Love You

Justin Timberlake is really sort of sexy. He's tall and muscular but not disgustingly so. He knows how to move his hips and god she wants to find him and jump him until he asks her to bed.

"Him again, hmm?"

Bella looks up and blushes when she realizes she's been staring at a concert on television. "He's really hot," she blurts out. Edward chuckles. "No, really," Bella continues. "He's on my list."

"Okay," he agrees. "You want a drink?" He disappears; Bella follows him into the kitchen.

"Like... I'd do him, Edward."

He kisses her cheek. He repeats, "Okay."

Why doesn't my guy care if I drool over [Usher]?
Men are rational – he knows the chances you'll actually meet him are slim to none.


Thank you to Jill for the beta work.