"Er, well, you see, it's like this," Everest coughed, the red in her face turning darker the more Marshall kept staring at her. She coughed in her paw before puffing out her chest, a serious look on her face. Well, if she was going to be outed like this, might as well take it in stride. "A uke is a Japanese term, usually referring to couples of the same sex, that basically means you're the submissive one in the relationship - another word for that is bottom."

Marshall blinked.

"O...okay..."

"And the term, Seme, refers to the dominate one in the relationship - another word for that is top." Everest said. Once again, Marshall blinked, confused, but at least he got some knowledge of it.

"Oh. Okay."

"Okay?" Everest questioned, raising an eyebrow. Marshall cocked his head to the side.

"Is...there something wrong with accepting that? I mean, I don't really understand, but I think I got the gist of it. Must be uncomfortable having to be in the same position all the time." He said. Everest stared at him, expression blank.

"What? What are you talking about?" She asked.

"Well, you said that semes are people on top and ukes are on the bottom. I am assuming you meant like, sitting or whatever." Marshall asked, shrugging his shoulders. Everest stared at him, long and hard, before taking a deep breath. Once released, her face became even redder.

"I meant sex. Like...mating, sex."

"Oh..."

Three...two...one...

"WHAT?!"

"Well, I mean, that's not ALL the term stands for," Everest started, chuckling nervously as Marshall looked at her with his jaw dropped. "But that's the first thing that comes to people's mind when they hear those words. Generally speaking, it's more or less referring to one's personality. That's what that quiz is, a personality quiz!"

"And...and I'm a supposed Innocent Uke? What does that even mean?" Marshall stuttered, blushing. Everest gave him a small smile.

"It means you won't be taken advantage of by Badass Semes who wants to have their wicked ways with you. If anything, you'll attract Heartthrobs Semes instead, who wants to be in a loving relationship with you." She said, before cocking her head to the side in a slight pause. "Come to think of it, is Chase a mixture of a Badass and a Romantic Seme? You poor thing."

"H-how? W-what? WHERE DID YOU LEARN ALL OF THIS?!"

"My pervious owner showed it to me," Everest yipped, wagging her tail. "She told me all about these things, and since then, I have been hooked."

"...So, like, are these terms relevant at all?" Marshall asked, looking down at the ground.

"What cha mean? Like I said, it's about personality. There are some people in the world that are destined to be bottoms - like you, for example."

"Everest!" Marshall yelped, blushing. Everest just smiled.

"It's true. The moment I saw you, I knew you were going to be someone's uke, you're too cute to be anything else." She said, making the Dalmatian blush even more.

"W-well, what about you? Aren't you a uke as well?"

"Actually, I'm a Chibi Seme."

"WHAT?!"

Everest shrugged her shoulders.

"Well, I mean...the test isn't wrong. I can be naughty as well, and top my mate." She said, her tail still wagging. Marshall could only stare at her, his mind...so far gone, it wasn't funny.

"B-but, aren't you bottom? You are literally a submissive! And what the heck is a Chibi Seme?!" Marshall yelled.

"A Chibi Seme is a seme that acts like a uke, but is actually quite dominate on a personal level. I'm most compatible with Flaming Ukes and Badass Ukes." Everest said. "As for being submissive, sure, why not? But that all depends on the relationship I'm in. Like I said, these terms are mostly for same sex couples. Since I'm not in one, of course this wouldn't make sense since I would be the one taking it."

"Okay, okay! I don't need the mental picture," Marshall said, shivering as Everest giggled. "So if it's for same sex couples, why did you take it?"

"For fun," Everest said, shrugging her shoulders before smirking, blue eyes glinting. "But that doesn't mean I don't think about it."

Marshall choked. "W-what?"

"Oh yes," Everest giggled. "I thought about what would it be like if I was in a relationship of the same sex, and I can see why Chibi Seme would suit me the most." She smirked once again. "I would have Skye eating out of my paws."

Again, Marshall choked.

"Y-you...thought about...being in a relationship...with SKYE?!" He squeaked.

"I don't see why not. I don't have a problem, obviously, Skye's the only girl besides me on the team, and she's really pretty looking. I would ask Bruno for a threesome, foursome if Rubble's into it, but Bruno isn't a sharing type." Everest said. Marshall's face couldn't get any redder. "Hey Marshall?"

He made the mistake of looking up at Everest evil face.

"Do you want to know about Yaoi?"