Duets
E: Hey Lukas! Do you want to come round mine to play violin duets?
N: I would do, but that Danish idiot broke my bow.
E: Borrow my spare one!
N: No, really, it's fine. Besides, I'm busy.
E: But pleeeeease!
N: No.
E: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
N: God! You are so insistent!
E: So is that a yes?
N: NO! YOU ARE WORSE THAN DENMARK!
E: So, is that a no?
N: Correct.
E: NOOOOOO! *runs away sobbing*
D: Hey guys! Luke; what did you do to make my awesome mini-me cry!
P: DON'T USE THAT WORD! AWESOME IS MY WORD AND ONLY THE AWESOME ME IS ALLOWED TO USE IT!
N: MY NAME IS LUKAS NOT LUKE YOU IMBECILE! A: Alright Gilbert, let's go home.
P: Meh, you're such a pain Priss.
D: Why is she upset?
E: *sniff* Norway won't *sniff* play duets on *sniff* his violin with *sniff* me!
D: Aww, that's harsh man! Norway plays duets with me...
N: Uh, Denmark, you don't play anything...
D: ...in the bedroom...
N: Huh?
D: ...screaming my name!
N: WHAT THE HELL MATTIAS!
D: My lovely little uke! *ruffles Lukas's hair*
N: *growls menacingly*
E: *no traces of tears left* OMG SO CUTE!
N: Oh for the love of...
D: I know right! He is so adorable!
I: My eyes!
N: *freaking out* OMG my little brother saw that! NO! I am such an awful brother! He will be scarred for life! Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God!
H: Jeez... Cool it! Emil's seen it all before! Done it all before too I might add...
L: WHAT THE HELL YOU CHINESE BASTARD I HATE YOUR GUTS!
I: Calm down bro, it's fine!
D: Congrats Emil! Uke or seme?
N: MATTIAS THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE THIS IS MY BABY BROTHER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!
I: Lukas, calm down. Oh, and Mattias, I'm the uke.
N: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN - THIS IS AN ABOMINATION!
E: Overprotective much?!
N: SHUT UP! NO-ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK STUPID FANGIRL!
E: Oh, has this turned into insult a fangirl day? Sorry, I didn't realise!
D: For the love of... Iceland, you and Hong Kong should probably go, Lukas Will get a sore throat if he shouts any more and he'll blame me and I won't get any tonight!
N: WHO SAID YOU WERE GETTING ANY ANYWAY!
D: I did. Anyway, I'm going to bed. Come on Lukas!
N: NO! THAT YAIO FANGIRL FREAK MIGHT FILM US AGAIN!
E: Take it as a compliment that you two are worth filming!
D: I know he is! *grins suggestively at Lukas*
N: *giggles and, foolishly forgetting about the fangirl, runs upstairs after Mattias*
E: DAMN IT! I'M TRAPPED IN A BOX! NO! I MUST FOLLOW AND FILM THEM! *sobbing again* So, does this mean I can't play duets?
P: Kesesesese! My box worked!
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I will probably be updating this weekly, so bear with me people!
Emily Prustrian
