Duets


E: Hey Lukas! Do you want to come round mine to play violin duets?

N: I would do, but that Danish idiot broke my bow.

E: Borrow my spare one!

N: No, really, it's fine. Besides, I'm busy.

E: But pleeeeease!

N: No.

E: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

N: God! You are so insistent!

E: So is that a yes?

N: NO! YOU ARE WORSE THAN DENMARK!

E: So, is that a no?

N: Correct.

E: NOOOOOO! *runs away sobbing*

D: Hey guys! Luke; what did you do to make my awesome mini-me cry!

P: DON'T USE THAT WORD! AWESOME IS MY WORD AND ONLY THE AWESOME ME IS ALLOWED TO USE IT!

N: MY NAME IS LUKAS NOT LUKE YOU IMBECILE! A: Alright Gilbert, let's go home.

P: Meh, you're such a pain Priss.

D: Why is she upset?

E: *sniff* Norway won't *sniff* play duets on *sniff* his violin with *sniff* me!

D: Aww, that's harsh man! Norway plays duets with me...

N: Uh, Denmark, you don't play anything...

D: ...in the bedroom...

N: Huh?

D: ...screaming my name!

N: WHAT THE HELL MATTIAS!

D: My lovely little uke! *ruffles Lukas's hair*

N: *growls menacingly*

E: *no traces of tears left* OMG SO CUTE!

N: Oh for the love of...

D: I know right! He is so adorable!

I: My eyes!

N: *freaking out* OMG my little brother saw that! NO! I am such an awful brother! He will be scarred for life! Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God!

H: Jeez... Cool it! Emil's seen it all before! Done it all before too I might add...

L: WHAT THE HELL YOU CHINESE BASTARD I HATE YOUR GUTS!

I: Calm down bro, it's fine!

D: Congrats Emil! Uke or seme?

N: MATTIAS THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE THIS IS MY BABY BROTHER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!

I: Lukas, calm down. Oh, and Mattias, I'm the uke.

N: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN - THIS IS AN ABOMINATION!

E: Overprotective much?!

N: SHUT UP! NO-ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK STUPID FANGIRL!

E: Oh, has this turned into insult a fangirl day? Sorry, I didn't realise!

D: For the love of... Iceland, you and Hong Kong should probably go, Lukas Will get a sore throat if he shouts any more and he'll blame me and I won't get any tonight!

N: WHO SAID YOU WERE GETTING ANY ANYWAY!

D: I did. Anyway, I'm going to bed. Come on Lukas!

N: NO! THAT YAIO FANGIRL FREAK MIGHT FILM US AGAIN!

E: Take it as a compliment that you two are worth filming!

D: I know he is! *grins suggestively at Lukas*

N: *giggles and, foolishly forgetting about the fangirl, runs upstairs after Mattias*

E: DAMN IT! I'M TRAPPED IN A BOX! NO! I MUST FOLLOW AND FILM THEM! *sobbing again* So, does this mean I can't play duets?

P: Kesesesese! My box worked!


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I will probably be updating this weekly, so bear with me people!

Emily Prustrian