Warnings: Yaoi. AU. OOC.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters.

Pairings: Orochimaru _ Itachi...

AN: Don't expect plot...seriously, don't.

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Walking down the crowded hallway he was hissing and growling at the students that didn't notice him fast enough to give way, down the stairs up another hallway, damn this building was a damn maze, he opened his journal trying to manage holding his books and cell phone and the damn home-works with just two hands, murmuring under his breath he barely noticed that the halls had cleared of students as the next period had started.

"Uhh you're a new guy that's why we're gonna show you the system in here!"

The words caught his attention being growled out just around the corner, he stopped quietly closing the journal he was studying, oh he liked to catch the students doing something naughty, he loved to punish!

It turned rather noisily so he figured there might be quite a few persons there and one of them sounded somewhat muffled and distressed and then there was a painful shout.

"Ghaaa, you idiot I told you to hold him, right in the balls, fuck, you bitch I'll show you!"

Orochimaru snickered, someone was lively over there.

"Turn him around and keep him still, don't let him scream!"

Okay, so this was where he decided to step in.

His heart skipped a beat at the sight. Four persons. Three offenders and one victim... a victim pressed in the wall face first with the mass of silky long black hair tangled and a fist in them holding the guy in place another hand over the poor victims mouth, another male creature had the arms around the poor victim with the hands on a metallic belt supporting skin tight black jeans, the belt being undone, button undone... a leg pressed in between two slender legs, hand on a jean covered delicate ass cheek, a loud growling heard from the victim along with a vigorous squirming.

Holy shit, the beauty was getting molested.

"You three are expelled!" he hissed out so venomously that even he himself would get scared.

Itachi was released in a heartbeat and Orochimaru's green eyes watched the beauty shake and not turn to face him, Itachi just remained facing the wall and he saw the two pale shaking hands cover up Itachi's face, he stepped closer putting his arm around Itachi's waist from the side, really with no ill intentions simply supporting the delicate creature and he felt Itachi's shaking and some weight landed on his arm, Itachi's hand grabbed on his bicep and remained clutching it, good.

His eyes snapped on the tree offenders and he saw them shake too, good.

"You three! What exactly you were planning to do? Do you realize that it's not even bullying anymore but a serious crime?" he hissed out, his voice allowing no getaways, he felt Itachi's shiver and he felt some more weight leaning on his arm as Itachi turned slightly not to face his offenders but him, sort of. well he didn't mind his arm stayed around the beauty even if Itachi seemingly refused to lift his head, actually Orochimaru though Itachi is a bit in a shock otherwise the beauty wouldn't be shaking and wouldn't press the front against his side being with open belt and jeans he could actually feel Itachi's ragged hot breathing on his chest where the poor beauty had pressed the forehead on him. Uh for the first time he felt like a rescuer, in a shiny armour too! It made him throw his journal on the floor along with the other papers as his hand laid on Itachi's shoulder, just resting there.

The offenders stayed silent.

"Right, no comments are needed anyway, as I said... all of you, you're expelled permanently, you can invade your so called 'system' in another university. Get lost, your papers will come in the mail!"

Apparently the three knew there's no point to argue so they left, silently.

He turned to Itachi pulling on one delicate arm as he leaned Itachi against the wall, smiling faintly when the beauty put the delicate pale hands over the pretty face hiding from him.

Putting his cell in his pocket and having both his hands free now He crouched down for his own enjoyment as he did up the button of the sinfully tight jeans and then did up the belt noticing Itachi peak down at him through the gap in the pale thin fingers, now that almost made him chuckle, except that he was kind of seething on the inside for what could happen if he wouldn't be here but still he managed to feel his mouth salivating looking at the slight curves on the delicate hips, Itachi really had the perfect body, when the belt was done he straightened fixing the little black shirt and then his long fingers wrapped around Itachi's thin wrists puling on them for the beauty to show him the lovely face. Itachi whimpered so sexily and shook the head in denial.

"Itachi-kun, there's no need to be embarrassed for something like that." he whispered calmly maybe trying for his voice not to come out all hissing, he failed though. But still it apparently worked because the beauty let him pull the hands away, he kind of growled seeing a droplet of beautiful crimson blood on Itachi's lower lip, he also noticed how Itachi was flushed terribly and the beautiful eyes with the incredulously long black eyelashes weren't meeting his yellowish ones. Yes, Itachi felt humiliated, he could tell.

He sighed pulling his fresh white handkerchief out of his grey suit he pressed it against the wounded lip his green eyes scanning the stunning creature. "Did they really punch you?" he asked wondering how anyone could want to hurt someone like Itachi.

Itachi shook his head in denial.

"Then how did it happen?" he asked wondering should he stroke down Itachi's silky looking hair, they were still tangled and the hair tie was at their feet.

"I-I bit myself." The beauty mumbled in the tissue and lift the delicate hand putting the fingers on the snowy white piece of clothe, that's when Orochimaru took away his own hand and then really did stroke the black hair down with both his hands, really silky. Itachi then looked at him with the onyx eyes and he didn't bother to give Itachi a calming smile doubting he could manage he would probably scare the beauty some more. He leaned down picking up the crimson hair tie and his belongings.

"Come with me Itachi-kun..." he murmured grabbing one of the pale arm feeling just how damn soft and tender Itachi was on the touch, damn it... he really and truly tried to stay away from his students because as Hidan had shouted earlier it really was illegal and he never had anything with one of his students no matter how he wanted it but Itachi... Itachi was fucking divine and made him imagine...

"I have English right now, Orochimaru-sama!" Itachi mumbled out but Orochimaru of course noticed that Itachi didn't resist his pulling in the least.

"I'll write a note for you, don't worry, besides you need to wash your face and brush your hair..." to that Itachi didn't say anything and he led the beauty in the coffee room for teachers, which was empty to his delight. Without another word he led Itachi for an attached bathroom and when the beauty had closed the door behind him he went for the coffee machine, grinning as he put the crimson hair tie in his pocket.

When Itachi came out of the bathroom he was sitting on one of the couches with two steaming cups of coffee on the little glass coffee table.

"Come Itachi-kun... help yourself to sugar..." he kind of cooed out, damn well noticing that the beauty looked simply gorgeous and had really brushed the long raven black hair. Itachi's gleaming onyx eyes fell on him as the beauty sat down across from him on the other couch putting the backpack neatly on the couch as well, the moves graceful the back straight, Orochimaru himself was sitting rather comfortably with his back against the couch his arm stretched out and his legs slightly parted and he really tried his best for his expression not to show what he would like to do with Itachi right here and right now... he would turn it hot and steamy too and even though the setting wasn't great he could live with that, he could of bend the delicate body over a couch and-... resisting was a bitch!

He also noticed that his handkerchief was still in beauty's hand fisted between the thin pale fingers and just for the record he loved the raven hair loose! Itachi won't get the hair tie back!

"Orochimaru-sama... can I have my hair tie back?" Itachi asked and he narrowed his yellow eyes slightly maybe a little smirk escaping him.

"I don't have it Itachi-kun..." he hissed out amused on the inside, Itachi was watching him dumbly till the beautiful eyes narrowed clearly calculating why the hell he was lying, okay so Itachi must have noticed when he picked it up, too bad, Itachi still won't have it! Lovely hair!

His smirk widened when Itachi coughed and the blazing eyes looked down on the coffee table where Itachi took the cup and Orochimaru amused watched the beauty put four sugars in the coffee... four!

Not two or three... but four!

And then Itachi actually sipped that stuff! Not grimacing or anything...

Just for the record, his own coffee was normal, you know... one sugar, thank you!

"Do you feel alright now...?" he asked erasing his amused smile before he did.

"Yes thank you, I surely didn't expect that kind of welcome...!" the beauty said shuddering.

"Well, it won't happen again..." he commented and watched Itachi fidget around on the couch, appeared the beauty wasn't entirely calm in his presence after all...

"That was kind of strict from you..." Itachi mumbled looking in the coffee cup but Orochimaru's eyebrows pulled up.

"Really? You think so? Then why don't you use your genius brain Itachi-kun and think what would have happened if I wouldn't be there at the particular time!"

Okay, when that was said he really though he shouldn't have and that he was being mean, you see that's why he shouldn't ever try to calm someone, he only knew how to scare and intimidate, Itachi's face turned in this interesting colour something between red and purple and the beauty murmured something he didn't hear, then put the coffee cup on the coffee table almost spilling it and covered the red face with the pale hands.

Lovely sight actually but what the fuck he was supposed to do or say now?

Thankfully Itachi's show of shyness or whatever it was didn't last long, the beauty took the hands away from the now just pinkish face and even as much as looked at him for a moment before the onyx eyes went back to the coffee cup.

"You're right Orochimaru-sama it wasn't strict..."

Orochimaru smiled and then his smile turned dumb when Itachi absentmindedly put another damn sugar in the cup stirring...

Five...

He was starting to wonder is Itachi sane...

Itachi drunk it...

"I'll better go now, thank you Orochimaru-sama..."

"No problem, enjoy the sugar-caused hyperactivity!" he called back managing to get a peak at Itachi's face when the beauty closed the door... that's right, keep blushing Itachi-kun.

So came the end of the day with a headache and with the last lesson he had to give, Chemistry which he simply loved but all others hated. He looked forward to it simply because it was for the same group with the cute blonde, the loud Hidan and now plus the gorgeous divinity-Itachi.

He was sitting in his chair tapping his foot on the floor watching the students flow in his class everyone greeting him as if they wouldn't have met him in the morning already.

"Orochimaru-sama, un!" the blonde chirped passing his desk swaying the lovely looking hips right before his perverted eyes, Hidan following after the blonde as usual was too busy watching the little ass to greet him, he would forgive, he understood the cause too well.

And then the beauty came in, the hair still loose still gorgeous...

"Orochimaru-sama!" Itachi greeted and he felt his lips curl up when the beauty offered him a little miniature smile, or something of the sort anyway. He chuckled inwardly when Itachi sat down right where he had led him in the morning even though this was a another subject and the beauty could sit wherever, not that he minded though, he could watch that pale perfect face for all eternity damn it.

And then he had to observe the pandemonium going on in the classroom till the period would start, students yelling and god damn shouting at each other as if that would get their point across better, damn apes. He was glad to see Itachi's black perfect eyebrow twitch at the noise.

Deidara was chasing the madly giggling Hidan around the tables promising death, Orochimaru smirked, he could see it on Hidan's face, the guy purely enjoyed to tease the blonde till Deidara was screaming and red in the face the fact that the teasing was always sexual told the tale. He chuckled like a perverted maniac when Hidan turned the tables chasing the blonde now promising 'some fucking loving'. The blonde squeaked And of course only the blonde sin of all students would dare to run behind his chair and turn it to the side with him sitting nicely in there with his legs crossed, now he faced a grinning Hidan and the blonde leaned down behind his back whispering right in his ear so quietly that he could barely hear it and he was damn sure no one else could.

"Orochimaru-sama, do you think Hidan-san is just teasing me or he really would, un?"

You see he really liked the blonde, and he was sure any other student would rather put their head in a scalding water than ask for his opinion or advice, he smirked at Hidan who was just standing there watching the blonde sin and him and apparently waiting till Deidara would move away from him so the platinum haired demon could carry on with the chase.

By the way his dirty mind kicked in when the blonde so occasionally said Hidan adding the little 'san' of course the blonde would be the bottom no doubt about that...

He smirked even as much as turning his head a bit to the blonde, not caring that from a side it might look a bit unprofessional for him to act like this with his students, he didn't care, he was respected here, no one would dare to confront him about anything he did anyways.

"I think everyone can see in those violet eyes that he definitely would!" he hissed in the blonde's ear lowly and heard the lovely creature gasp.

"Thank you, Orochimaru-sama." With that said he watched the blonde run off with Hidan following... the chase goes on, he sighed moving back in his previous position glancing at his wrist watch. He rubbed his pulsating temples trying to ease the persistent pain Sliding his eyes over the class his yellow eyes met with onyx, but as soon as that happened the onyx eyes looked down.

The bell rung and it took for the blonde sin and the platinum haired loudmouth three seconds to get in their seats the others were still shouting and chatting, except for his beauty of course... that's right, his.

"Silence..."

So there was silence...

"The page numbers on the board, amuse yourself with some reading..." he hissed out and when he heard the noise of books being opened he closed his eyes and threw his head back, he had a long day and now all he wanted was either to get some sexy time with the stunning creature in front of him, either go home and have a glass of whiskey... simple. Plus he had the kind of headache that hated louder sounds than a whisper... the bitchy kind...

"Orochimaru-sensei, un we did this already... about inorganic-"

"Then read the next one!" he hissed out never opening his eyes. But it was just human-like you know and the students, he was sure, weren't aware of it but he was a human too.

"We did that too Orochimaru-sama, un!" the blonde squeaked out and he could damn well hear in that lovely voice that the blonde is sensing he's not in the mood.

He snapped his head up and gave Deidara an annoyed look. "Then amuse yourself with something else!" in his mind he added that Deidara might as well exchange notes with Hidan because those two did it regularly.

He stood up going for the door. "If I hear that you have been loud in here I will make up the most extreme test for the next time!" he warned disappearing from the sight, when he closed the door he remained standing there for a brief moment just to hear hushed whispers and no loud noises that's when he went for the restroom. He needed pain killers!

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Tsunade-sama..." he greeted the principle entering the rest room and rummaging through the cabinet with pills, bandages and stuff.

"Orochimaru-sama, so how's the new guy Itachi doing?"

Of course he would have to answer countless questions exactly when he was having a massive headache, come to think of it, he never liked the big bosomed woman.

"He's doing fine, and he did great in the math... that's all I know, and you should check your notes I left there three files, three expelled... reasons included..."

"I did read it all that's why I asked about Itachi..."

"Oh, I see... well, yes he seems fine..."

"Alright... Orochima-..."

Tsunade called after him but he was already in the hallway gulping down the pill returning to his class.

Calmly returning to his chair he sat down glancing at the beauty who was reading a book... not related with chemistry in any way because he could see the cover and it said 'Gargoyle'... which was alright, at least Itachi got his hint that he doesn't care with what they amuse themselves as long as they keep quiet, actually as it turned out almost everyone had realised it including the lovely blonde who was openly looking at Hidan for a change while the white haired guy was studying a note, no doubt written by the same ogling blonde.

After ten minutes the pain killers kicked in and he now slid his yellow eyes over the classroom sharply, the pain was still there but it was more like a dull annoyance, he could easily live with that.

He noticed Deidara's blue eyes fall on him nervously time to time, he wondered did he offend the angel earlier with his harsh tone... if he did he was sorry because really he wouldn't want the blonde keep a distance from him, Deidara was after all something like a ray of sun... smirking about his too sweet thoughts he fixed his jacket leaning back in his chair and started to read homework and rate them so he wouldn't have to do that at home, being a teacher sucked, even if he loved it.

Coming across Hidan's Math homework he couldn't resist a chuckle, the guy had plainly written all over with big block letters."DON'T GET IT! DETENTION WON'T CHANGE IT!" putting the sheet aside and glancing at the class his eyes once more met Itachi's.

This time Itachi didn't look away, he had to look away when he noticed the angel coming for his desk, he turned the chair slightly and his eyebrow pulled up when Deidara walked around his desk where his chair was and then pressing the delicate back against the desk crouched down sitting on the floor putting the little hands on the knees looking up at him from the side, he moved his chair slightly wondering why the cute doll was hiding from everyone, he didn't scold the angel because for once the pretty face was all serious without the slightest flirt on it.

"Orochimaru-sama..." the blonde was barely whispering so he leaned a bit closer, just close enough so he could hear and the remaining students in the class could see his profile, lest anyone would think he's molesting the blonde behind the table or something...

"Can I, un...ask something... umm, p-personal... uhh you know I don't have... um, anyone to ask, un..."

He fidgeted in his chair if he needs to give ' the talk' to the angel it might turn out awkward and he would prefer to do it without a chance of someone overhearing, but all and all he wouldn't mind especially knowing that he could actually help a lot since Deidara was gay... everyone knew and he could only admire the blonde for never hiding in a closet like himself, but that of course was because he was such a respectable teacher... the thing that caught his interest was... that the blonde apparently was about to ask him, could the blonde really sense or see that he too prefers guys? Interesting... or was it just because he was Deidara's favourite teacher...

And really there was no way he could say 'no' to the angel he did know that the blonde didn't have parents or sisters or brothers, so Deidara really had no one to ask...

"What's troubling you Dei-chan?" he whispered lowly, the blonde smiled sweetly after the 'chan' and then fidgeted around before the blue eyes met with his predatory yellow ones.

"Me and Hidan, un we're kind of... like... well he stated earlier that I'm his and that he won't hear a 'no' for an answer and then he invited me for his house, un... and.. uhh I said yes... because, you know I always liked him right..."

He just nodded, smiling now, he could only praise Hidan in his thoughts.

"Yes, so... I un... I think he's... he's... uhh, do you think I should tell him that... umm..."

He watched the blonde stutter and get redder in the face with each word... it was so cute actually.

"I thought he might find it... umm lame that I haven't... ever... you know, un!"

Oh...

He grinned widely and shook his head in denial. "Meaning, you think he will think that you're lame because you're a virgin?" he asked, it was nice to say things as they were, please no beating around the damn bushes!

The blonde nodded turning redder.

"You would be a fool if you wouldn't tell him Deidara-chan... if you tell him he will go carefully and slowly, if you don't you got yourself to blame..."

The blue eyes looked at him now forgetting the shyness, the blond nodded dumbly as if he never had thought about it...

He smirked. "Besides...telling him that you have a cherry for him and just for him alone might work as the ultimate Viagra for Hidan..."

The blonde spluttered and giggled madly, he chuckled too not caring that he just said something that might get his ass fired, not like the blonde would tell anyone and he did say the truth after all.

The angel coughed red in the face trying to stop chuckling and when succeeded somewhat looked at him with shining blue eyes.

"One more question, un?"

"Go ahead!"

"Do you have hots for Itachi, un?"

He kept his face calm wondering how the angel could possibly know... how...

"Sensei, you're eating him up with your eyes! And then when I had a little conversation with Itachi all that guy did was ask me questions about you, un!"

Hearing that he could feel his own eyes sparkle up so he didn't feel surprised when the blonde grinned seeing him fidget on his chair, he might as well admit it.

Might as well not.

"It's illegal Deidara-chan..." he breathed out averting his eyes at Itachi just to make sure the beauty wasn't reading from his lips or something, Itachi was reading the book calmly but just as he looked Itachi looked up as well and the big beautiful eyes narrowed at him as if Itachi would suspect something, he looked back at the blonde, who was still grinning at him.

"Means 'yes' un!" the angel chirped knowingly. "You totally have hots for him!"

"It's still illegal!" he stated calmly ignoring the way he admitted that he does by saying that.

"Well in case you're wondering what he asked, then he started with a question of your age and when I said you're twenty-eight I saw those odd eyes sparkle up and then I asked him his age, Itachi's seventeen by the way un..."

Orochimaru just listened, he couldn't stop the blonde because he really did want to know...

"Then when we got into the conversation and when we got friendlier he told me how you saved him and how sweet you were and when I saw the guy talk about you with a dumb smile on that pale face I figured that Itachi is one of those poor bastards with a crush on his teacher, un!" the angel finished smiling and got up.

He didn't react still mulling the information, Deidara leaned down next to his ear again. "He also told me how you misbehaved with his hair-tie, un..." and with that said Deidara left his side leaving him grinning inwardly with his hand on his pocket feeling the crimson hair tie with his palm.

Well, the blonde had just chased away the last of his headache and he was thrilled... he realised he shouldn't be... he realised he should try and squash his urges towards Itachi, he also realised that he wouldn't be able to.

He coughed sanding up suddenly. "You're free to go home, meet you all tomorrow..." he said calmly collecting his own stuff rashly, he was dying to get to the whiskey, maybe he could drown this...

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AN: thanks for reading.

AN: and...special thanks to Lala for reading and reviewing nearly all my stories, I can't pm you so...know that I appreciate it and I'm glad you enjoy my work.

Mettlei.