Me: Welcome back Toonsters! Chapter 1 is up and ready and with a new guest, Barbra Ann Bunny!
Babs: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Me: Oops! I mean Babs.
Babs: That's better. And to the readers, (spin-changes into Pee-Wee Herman) Hi, kids! Ha-ha!
Me: Rope it in, Pee-Wee!
Babs: Sorry, but I just can't help myself!
Me: I know. Anyway, all rights are still reserved, so no suing!
At Acme Looniversity, toons of all sorts are ready to attend classes, and a young blue toon rabbit wearing a red shirt and white gloves hops up to the stairs and then, looking at the readers, decides to break the fourth wall.
"Heya, Toonsters! I'm Buster Bunny!" Then, a pink toon bunny wearing a yellow shirt and purple skirt slid in with bows in her ears and said,
"And I'm Babs Bunny!" Then both bunnies said in unison, "No relation!"
"Welcome back to Acme Loo, for another fun year of learning!"
Babs said, "I know that we should have graduated, but we just love it here, so we stayed on for the Advanced classes!" Then, a green mallard toon, wearing a white wifebeater bolted past them, saying with a sort of lisp, "I'm late for clasthh, and on the first day, no lesthh!"
Buster then said, "Well, at least some of us are in the advanced class."
"Speaking of class, we'd better get going, Buster."
"Right!" So, the two bunnies quickly bolted up the stairs, and entered the school. Just as they did, the clock face opened up, and out came a green dodo looking toon, with an umbrella on his head, named Gogo Dodo, and he said, in his typical goofy fashion, "Cuckoo! Cuckoo! If you miss the assembly in 30 minutes, you're cuckoo!" Buster scratched his head in thought. "An assembly?"
The gym was packed with toons of all shapes and sizes, waiting for the announcement. Among them were a few of last year's new guys. First, there was Ron Purr-Smutt, a dog-cat hybrid who looked very much like a lion, who was taller than Buster, even with his ears, and was muscular, not as muscular as Arnold, the gym teacher, a white pit bull with muscle to rival any bodybuilder, but muscular nonetheless. His light brown fur, accompanied by a short brown mane, with white underbelly, accentuated his green eyes, and his pointed ears had black tips on them. He wore a blue shirt with a white vest, and blue shorts. Then, there was Hillary Hyena, a toon hyena who was slightly shorter than Ron, but not by much, short green-dyed hair that reached the back of her neck, blondish-brown fur, and lean muscle that made her look tough, but with a light touch of feminine charm. She wore a black shirt saying "I've Got Persuasion and Reason on My Side." on the front, and on the arms were two arrows saying "Persuasion," on the left, and "Reason," on the right, aimed for her fists, where she wore black fingerless gloves. She also wore black denim pants, and black boots, and on her neck, was a spiked collar. Third, there was Wally Wolf, a young wolf toon, who was the grandson of Walter Wolf, a famous toon villain. He wore a red t-shirt and baseball cap, and white gloves like Buster. He had gray fur with white back paws, and tail tip. Finally, there was Rhubella Rat, or Ruby as her friends called her, a former Perfecto student. She had blond fur, which was tied up in a pony tail, and she wore a purple tank top and blue jeans.
As the students were muttering aimlessly, the principal, a large gray rabbit, who wore a red tie stood on the stage, and chomped on a carrot, and then, in typical fashion, Bugs Bunny said, "Eh, what's up, kids?" The students quickly snapped their attention to the stage. "Foist, on da agenda, I'd like ta tank Mrs. Rita Purrker-Smutt, for her well needed talents in da music and boxing classes." The students all clapped, and a small gray cat gracefully bowed and said in a voice that was beautiful, and yet tough, "Thanks, Big Bunny." Then, Bugs went to the mic once again.
"Second, we'll be gettin' tree new students, dat were given special treatment, due ta deir recommendation by Tadeus J. Plotz himself. Dey should be here any minute now..."
Just as Bugs said that, the door opened. Then, a rather portly gentleman, dressed in a hazmat suit, dragged a crate that said, "VOLATILE BYPRODUCTS: DO NOT AGITATE!" "Duh...move aside, youse guys! Dangerous cargo comin' true!" Bugs, confused, looked at the man.
"Is dis da new chemicals for da Cartoon Violence class?"
"Duh... No, dese are your new students, Mr. Rabbit." Then, the portly man gave him a crowbar. "Don't open dis, till I get outta here!" Then, the man left, as quick as a flash. Bugs then said, "Well, I guess it's time ta meet da new students. So, lets crack dis ting open!" Then, without further warning, Bugs slammed the crowbar into the lid, and opened it. For a minute, nothing happened. Bugs then shrugged. "I guess we been fooled, guys."
Suddenly, three blurs of black swerved all across the gym, darting here and there. Then, one of the black blurs stopped at the stage, revealing itself to be a black dog-like thing, wearing white gloves, with a white face and red nose, and beige baggy pants.
"Helloooooo..." Then, the second blur revealed itself as a shorter version of the first, wearing a blue long sleeved sweater, and a red cap.
"Helloooooo..." Finally, the third blur revealed itself, a smaller version of the second creature, with it's ears tied up with a flower, and wearing a pretty pink skirt.
"Helloooooo..." Then all three creatures waved their hands and said, "Hello!" The students were dumbfounded.
The tall one spoke first in a voice that sounded confident, "I'm Yakko!" The second then chimed in with a voice that sounded goofy, "I'm Wakko!" Then the smallest one smiled and said in a cutesy voice, "And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca, the Third, but you can call me Dot!" Then, she pulled the mic close to her, "But, I'll give you fair warning, call me Dottie, and the one that does it, is dead!," Dot said angrily, but then returned to her cute voice, "so, don't okay?" The toons in the audience were stricken with either surprise or fear. Then, the two boys said, "We're the Warner Brothers!" The girl then chimed in, "And the Warner Sister!"
Bugs looked at the three toons closely. When Bugs got to Dot, she said, "Do you like what you see, or are you just looking at me for the fun of it?" Bugs then looked at Dot with a confused look.
"I'm just lookin' over ya so I know what kind of classes to give ya!" Yakko then said, "Ahhhhhhhh...I think we should tell you that the last teacher we had went crazy." Wakko didn't say a thing, just stared with cheeks puffed up and his eyes in a swirling fashion. Bugs then said, "No need ta worry, guys, da teachers here are crazy too! Okay, Warners, pick up your schedules at da door." Buster said, "This is going to be a long school year."
Me: Well, the Warners are here, and ready to cause havok!
Slappy: Remember, no flames, or you go ka-boom!
