In quite a rare occurrence, I fell asleep at my desk. But as soon the burst of dark happened, it ended. With one hell of a thud mind you. Something hit me in the back of the head, bouncing my keyboard at the same time.

"Fuck!" I panicked and starting looking around for what fell on me. I don't know why, considering there wasn't anything on the walls or shelves to possibly fall. I didn't even have shelves, so my assumption was even stupider. But nothing was on the floor, and everything was intact. But it was weird because it couldn't have been one of those weird jolts you get when you sleep because god damn my head hurt. But with no obvious explanation, I just didn't bother worrying about it anymore.

"Wow, nice peripheral vision you got there." Hold on, I didn't say that. And I don't sound like a woman…

"That was your que to turn around." Well, whatever you say, voice in my head. I turned around, anxious to see what was talking to me. And lo and behold, was a girl. I took a moment to observe her, before I screamed.

"Fuck are you?! Get out!" Despite how non-hazardous this girl seemed, all I know is she was an intruder. Since I could defend myself as a well as newly born turtle, I thought my frantic swear words and loud voice would scare her away.

"Um, I'm not some mountain lion boy. Yell at me all you want, I'm not going anywhere." I was ready to ask a lot of questions, but she gestured to me with her hand.

"Look, I'll give you the rundown. No, I am not gonna hurt you. No, I did not break in. No, I am not a dream, an illusion, or a ghost. No, you are not drunk or high. No, this is not some TV show or prank. I am one hundred percent real, and have nothing but good intentions. Now sit down boy." She must have done this a million times before, because she answered every question I had before I even knew I wanted to ask them.

I sat down on my chair, rubbing the back of my head. I saw her looking around the room, analyzing it like it was a crime scene. I could hear her calmly humming to herself.

"So, I guess the one question I still have for you is who exactly are you?" She quickly looked at me, almost like she forgot I was here. With a grin, she told me

"The name is Kyu. Kee-Yuu. And I'm your love fairy!" Wow. 'Love Fairy'. I don't drink, but I'm really starting to doubt I'm not drunk at this point.

"Love fairy? But I thought-"

"Don't question it. Things will go a lot more smoothly for you if you don't." She grabbed a chair, and sat in front of me.

"As a love fairy, my job is to find you exactly that. I'm gonna get you a girlfriend buddy. From what I have read up on, this should be easy enough."

"If it was so easy, why are you here?" She crossed her arms, and then crossed one knee over the other.

"Do you not want my help? Mister 'seventeen different dating profiles deleted'?"

"Wait, how did you know that?"

"Key word is fairy buddy boy. We have powers." She pulled out a clipboard from…somewhere…and threw on a pair of glasses that didn't even have lenses.

"Let's see, Axel Baron. Can't believe with a name like Axel you are having trouble." She started skimming through papers on the clipboard.

"Good job, good education…..do do dooo….ah! Another case of nervous wreck, we can fix that easy." She ripped out a paper, and grabbed a pencil.

"So, what kind of girl are you looking for?"

"Well, uh, I don't know. I guess a girl with similar interests."

"Well what are your interests?"

"Well I love listening to music and watching movies. So someone who likes those things would be cool." She pushed down her pair of glasses to give me a disappointed look worse than a fathers.

"Everybody likes music and movies dimwit. On to the next question. What does the perfect girl look like to you?"

"Umm, I guess as long as she takes care of herself and doesn't seem boring." This time she pinched her nose and sighed.

"This is going horrible already. God, I need answers Axel! Now how about this one, this should be easy. What is your biggest turn off?"

"Oh, um…." She then threw the clipboard at me.

"Failed. You failed." After checking to see if my nose was bleeding, I yelled back at her.

"Failed what? It was a questionnaire! You can't fail a questionnaire, and why do you keep hurting me?"

"You and your questions, I should just sow your mouth shut. Now come on, clean yourself up, we are going out."