Naruto

"Grr!! Why is thinking of a name so difficult!!" Naruto yells in frustration and throws the four sheets of paper filed with screenames, but were already taken.

Kit, calm down, how about demonfoxboi? Instead of a 'y' is an 'I', that's not a bad name now is it?

"Kyubbi!! Your a genius!! I love that, let me check if its available, then I will love you more" Naruto grins, while the Kyubbi inside of him sighs. "Yay!! It's available!! Now let me check where;s the chatting thing, oh wait I need to download my pictures first!!" Naruto stood up from his chair and looked for his digital camera, he took one last picture of him, being serious and downloaded all of them. "Okay, there, now lets see where to chat, where to chat." 'Hmm, how about lesbian, bisexual and gays'

Kit you amaze at times, took you long enough to figure out your orientation now did it? The Kyubby smirks inside and coughs stupid cough blonde

"Hey I heard that, and so? Let me just chat and you go to sleep." Naruto told his friend inside of him, Kyubby just smirked one last time and went to sleep.

He saw a lot of people chatting and whatknot, he clearly getting bored on the gay chatting one, so he got out and went to the bisexual one, he entered it and was chatting and then one IM poped up.

lazybutgood: hey
demonfoxboi: hey names Naruto, what's yours?
lazybutgood: Names Shikamaru, age and location?
demonfoxboi: 15 and Konoha, what about you?
lazybutgood: 14 and Konoha as well, you don't happen to go to Konoha High would you?
demonfoxboi: yes I do, do you?
lazybutgood: yeah, what a drag.
demonfoxboi: what do you mean what a drag?
lazybutgood: what I mean by tha is that this bisexual chatting place is nothing but Konoha High Students and some of the Sand Village.
demonfoxboi: oh okay, I suppose so, well I don't know very much about that, because you see am very much knew to this whole messenger thing that i haven't much chatted, so yeah, but anyways, do you happen to have a picture of you or something?
lazybutgood: tck, troublesome. Heh. why of I have a picture of myself I also have a picture of something else, that is if you can handle it?
demonfoxboi: ooh, I can handle anything. ;
lazybutgood: oh really? well let's just see about that, shall we?
demonfoxboi: we shall then.
lazybutgood: alright, you asked for it, now brase yourself, alright?
demonfoxboi: you got it.

Shikamaru, clicked on one of his pictures, and showed to Naruto.

demonfoxboi: damn boi, you are fucking fine, now show me the other one.
lazybutgood: thanks. alright but I bette warn you, is not what you expected.
demonfoxboi: sure, whatever, let me guess is a picture of your erect penis?
lazybutgood: sigh, how you know?
demonfoxboi: because this dude has it on his profile, but anyways let me see it! well let me check it out.
lazybutgood: troublesome, alright.

Shika shows him his erect penis picture, which caused Narutos eyes to widen, that's the biggest dick he was ever seen, accordinly is the very first penis he had seen, not including the other one.

lazybutgood: so what do you think? do you think you can handle it?
demonfoxboi: i most certainly can handle it, and I like it, is big and well endowed. smirks
lazybutgood: heh. so can I add you? you seem pretty flirtasious and I like that, so can i?
demonfoxboi: of course you can add me, and your flirtasious as well, for a 14 year old that is.
lazybutgood: heh, what can I say, having good looks pays off. is that you in that picture?
demonfoxboi: yes it is, arent I hot? j/k
lazybutgood: fuck yeah you are, I'll do you.
demonfoxboi: better yet I'll do you. ;)
lazybutgood: blushes, stop you are making me blush, and i normally dont blush. hmph

Shika woud like to add you to his or her messenger would you like accept or decline?

Naruto clicks add.

lazybutgood: hold on, moms yelling at me for not cleaning the mess i did in the kitchen, troublesome.
demonfoxboi: ha-ha! okay.
lazybutgood: shut up:p
demonfoxboi: kisses heh. go before your mom gets any madder.
lazybutgood: true. blushes "lazybutgood, is idled"

"hmm, this is sorta fun!! I like him. heh, let's see what other people are in here, the fuck? "pinkismyhaircolor"? now who would've thought that, aah wait that;s probably Sakura. I'll IM her to check if it is her."

Naruto clicks on her screename and types.

demonfoxboi: Sakura-chan?
pinkismyhaircolor: yes this is her, how do I know you? Better yet how do you know me?
demonfoxboi: Sakura-chan!! Is me Naruto.
pinkismyhaircolor: Naruto-kun!! How lovely!! you finally got an e-mail adress!! yay!! so who have you chatted with so far?
demonfoxboi: just one person, his name is Shikamaru, meh, is no biggie really.
pinkismyhaircolor: is okay Naruto, you are just knew to this, people will start bugging you in know time.
demonfoxboi: heh, you are right, shit!! another IM, weird screen name though.
pinkismyhaircolor: heh, talk to him or her, just call me when you are done, because i have to get off, so bye Naruto-kun, see ya at school tomorrow!!
demonfoxboi: bye Sakura-chan.

Sasuke

konohanumberoneninja: so yeah thats basically it, what about you?
sharinganactivater: what about me? oh you mean family, I only live with my brother Itachi, he is mostly not home at times and well because I don't know, but we do get along though, whenever we feel like it.
konohanumberoneninja: oh sorry to hear that, but you got me though!! Heh.
sharinganactivater: yeah true! lol. heh.

pinkismyhaircolor: no, no not at all, I dont mind giving you my number, although Ino will get slightly jealous but she knows she's the one for me, heh.
sharinganactivater: heh. jealousy. is a good thing she is jealous keeps ya relationship alive, so whats your number? better yet here is mines
561-0972, you can call me at any time.
pinkismyhaircolor: heh, thank you and yes I know that, well I got to go, remember meet me at that big oak tree besides the bench infront of the school.
sharinganactivater: okay, got you. If I look kinda mad in the morning is because either my brother woke me up by pouncing on me or I fell on the floor and I hit my face.
pinkismyhaircolor: heh. funny, pretty, funny!!
sharinganactivater:p
pinkismyhaircolor: well by Sasuke.
sharinganactivater: bye.

pinkismyhaircolor logged off at 6:54:56 pm.

lazybutgood: alrigth am back, mothers this times, lucky you only live with your brother, I hate you. hmph
sharinganactivater: awe, is okay little guy, I feel your pain, NOT!! ha-ha.
lazybutgood: your mean!! really mean. pouts and lip uivers your gonna make me cry, you evil man you.
sharinganactivater: cry, cry all you want!! ha-ha!! victory is mines!!
lazybut good: heh, your funny, I like you. yay!! thank kami-sama I met you!! yay!! dance around in room, falls and lands on said ass. heh, clumsy me. troublesome.
sharinganactivater: weird, heh, i like you as well.

konohanumberoneninja: i was like "no mom, why!! my favorite favorite puppy!!" she was like "what do you mean no? I didnt do anything to your puppy, Kiba honey." I was like "oh you didn't, then why did I hear yelping then?" she was like " i dont kow you probably stepped on his paw or something." I was like "yeah that may be true, heh." And I went back up stairs, weird relationship me and my mom have don;t we?
sharinganactivater: heh, ha, funny, hey at least you have a mom and a dad and dont have to live wit a brother. sighs
konohanumberoneninja: awe cheer up little guy, you'll find someone whose caring and whatknot, but at the mean time, I have to go, I need to take a shower then I'll be one, okay?
sharinganactivater: no dont leave me!! pouts
konohanumberoneninja: i have to I smell like shit, dont worry am gonna be back on in an hour or so, depends if my mom doesnt tell me to go to bed early, heh.
sharinganactivater: hmph, fine, leave, but ill be waiting heh.
konohanumberoneninja: fine, fine bye.
sharinganactivater: adios