Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.
As Link and Ganondorf were running, they saw a mysterious man standing on the side staring at them. Link and Ganon just kept running.
"Um..Link? Who was that guy?" Ganon asked.
"Don't know. Let's run back and ask." Link replied.
So Link and Ganon ran back to the man.
"Hello. What is your name? Ganon wanted to know." Link asked.
"Names are not important. I know you two are trying to be the saviors of the world, but I must warn you. There is a dynamite spitting lady who gets men to love them and when she kisses them, she spits dynamite into their mouths."
"That's right. I saw a mysterious woman leave the weapon shop right after the shopkeeper blew up." Link said.
"I must also warn you about her magic potion that makes you fall in love with her."the man said. "I must also also tell you that's she looks-
BOOM!
The man blew up right in front of them.
"Ewwww…. I get sick around blood.." Ganon said. "Let's run."
"Good idea." Link said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" they both screamed and ran really fast.
They kept on running until they made it to a gate with a guard in front of it.
"HALT! Where are you two going?" the guard said.
"I don't know, where are you going?" Link said.
"Uh…I don't know the answer to that question, let me go make a search for it on Google."
The guard walked away.
"Ha ha! Google! I love that search engine." Link said.
"Yeah, me too. And you know what is good while you search on Google?" Ganon asked.
"I don't know, Ganon. Why don't you tell me."
"An ice cold can of Pepsi! And it now comes in Super Smash Brothers cans. There are cans of all the characters. You can collect them now at a store near you!"
After Link and Ganon were done advertising Pepsi and Google.ca, they pushed open the gates and walked in. They were walking up a long path. They kept walking until they met up with some monsters. They were two big spiders.
"Let's eat them big brother."the first spider said.
"Yes little brother, I have a craving for flesh."
The spiders were about to eat them when..
"Have you ever heard the one about the chicken and the golfer?" Link asked.
"No. I haven't. Have you, big brother?" the first spider asked.
"No. I haven't either. Now, I am starting to lose my craving for flesh and I have a craving for a good joke. Tell us about the chicken and the golfer."
"Well. There was this golfer. He was a very dumb golfer. He didn't go golfing at a golf course, he went golfing a farm. And instead of using a golf ball, he used a chicken. He hit the chicken so hard that the chicken landed in a river three miles away."
"Ha ha ha. That was pretty funny. Maybe we won't eat you."the second spider said.
The spider ran away.
"Good job Link. But you don't actually think that was funny do you?" Ganon asked.
"No. I just know for a fact that spiders really like chickens and golfers." Link replied. "Come on, let's go."
Link and Ganon continued their journey to find the dynamite spitting lady.
"Ganon? Got any idea of where we would find this dynamite spitting lady?" Link asked.
"I think I might be able to answer that question."a man with blonde hair and a giant sword said.
"And just who might you be?" Ganon asked.
"I am Cloud from Final Fantasy 7."
"Hey! You're not a Nintedo character! YOU'RE MADE BY SQUARE-ENIX! Let's kill him Ganon!" Link said.
Note: I do not hate Square-Enix in any way. I actually really like some of their games.
"Yeah! Let's kill him!" Ganon said,
"WAIT! Before you kill me, take this map. It leads to her castle."
"Thanks. Let's not kill him. Let's kick him." Link said.
"YAAY!" Ganon said.
That is the end of chapter two.
