Disclaimer: I do not own YYH.
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Chapter 2: Angry Birds and Wet Demons
Hiei walked like an everyday ningen (not his usual flitting or blurring) back to his tree in the park, thinking of how one cuts their hair.
On the way, he passed a barbershop. He watched through the front window as someone washed a guy's hair, put some sort of chemical (aka shampoo) in it, then proceeded to cutting it carefully with scissors. ::: Hn. Stupid ningens, paying for that when they could just do it themselves!:::
After watching that, Hiei had a basic idea of what to do, so when he got to his tree, he jumped to one of the highest branches and fell asleep.
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Hiei ran as fast as he could, eyes wide in terror [one of those rare moments he's got expression!!!], but he couldn't run half as fast as normal. Keiko and the other girls were chasing him, carrying makeup and hair accessories. All the while, Kurama's voice could be heard saying, "It's for your own good, you know."
After what seemed to be hours, the girls caught up with him and made him sit in a chair. Kurama suddenly appeared and tied him with several long vines, while repeating the words "It's for your own good, you know. It's for your own good, you know."
Keiko advanced on him, saying, "Let's make him look like a girl!"
Shizuru added, "Makeup and everything!"
Yukina held up a kimono and compared it to Hiei. "Heeheehee, Hiei's been a bad brother, so let's make him my sister!" [Poor Hiei. Oh, JSYK Yukina doesn't know about them being twins at the moment.]
Botan pulled out various ribbons and bows. "Ooooh, this is gonna be fun!"
Hiei stared at them and said, "Hn!" (Translation: NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!)
Suddenly, Koenma, Yusuke, and Kuwabara appeared and started laughing at Hiei while the girls did unthinkable things to him. No matter how much as he struggled against his bonds, he couldn't break free. Kurama kept saying, "It's for you own good, you know," as he taped the whole incident on a video camera.
After what felt like a lifetime to Hiei, the girls stepped back to admire their work. Botan handed him a mirror and when Hiei saw his reflection he almost screamed in terror.
Hiei now had long blond hair, with long eyelashes and a bit of makeup. He was wearing a yellow kimono and had lots of ribbons in his hair. He looked like some sort of cross dressed freak.
Keiko asked him, "So what do you think?"
Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Koenma were still laughing, rolling on the ground with tears in their eyes and Kurama was still filming everything.
"I want my clothes and hair back! NOW, UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH!" Hiei was very, very, very angry. Unfortunately, he had no sword and was still tied up.
After he said this, the girls started giggling and Yukina said, "Now you're one of us!!!"
Those words seemed to echo in his head until Hiei suddenly woke up. After such a terrible nightmare, it's very surprising that he didn't just fall out of the tree, but luckily for him he didn't. :::It was just a dream, no, not a dream, a nightmare... Just a nightmare, nothing more... I still have all of today to get my hair cut...:::
Hiei sat up and looked at the sky. The sun was just coming up, very good news to Hiei. When he cut his hair, he didn't want any ningens around and in the early morning, there were barely any people out. He especially didn't Yusuke or Kuwabaka (as Hiei likes to call him) to witness anything.
Since Hiei didn't like to postpone things, he decided to start preparing to cut his hair. From what he saw at that barbershop the night before, the fire demon figured that he should get his hair wet.
Hiei jumped to the ground from the tree and walked Hiei-style (too fast to see anything but a blur) to the stream that ran through the park where Hiei was.
Once there, he made sure that nobody was around and knelt down on the banks of the stream. Then he began to dunk his head in for a few seconds, and then back out. After doing this several times, he felt his hair to see how wet it was. Unfortunately, it didn't feel wet at all! [Seems that Hiei has the type of hair that water just slides off of. Poor guy.]
Hiei cursed out loud, startling some birds roosting in the nearby trees. They left their roosts, cawing loudly. While most of them simply flew off further away from Hiei, one particular overprotective male bird decided to do something about the noisy demon. :::MY BABY CHICKS ARE BEING ROBBED OF THEIR SLEEP BECAUSE OF THAT GUY?! HE SHALL PAY!!!::: [So intelligent birds DO exist!]
Hiei stopped cursing to dunk his head into the stream again. He leaned over to, but that was when the bird decided to strike. Had Hiei not been leaning over the stream and off balance, the bird would be dead without touching Hiei. But as luck would have it, Hiei WAS leaning over the stream and off balance, so the bird is NOT dead and DID manage to swoop down and claw, peck, and caw at the poor fire demon.
Hiei had been too preoccupied to notice the bird, so he was a bit surprised and quite unprepared for such an attack. So, as a result, he toppled into the stream, somehow managing to flip over in midair so as to not land on his head, but on his rear.
The good thing about this particular stream was that it was only one and a half feet deep. The bad thing was that the bottom of it had lots of sharp rocks and mud. When Hiei landed, not only did he manage to get scraped and scratched, but he got very muddy too.
"Baka bird!" Hiei muttered as the bird flew off to the sky. He dragged himself out of the stream and onto dry ground, muttering swear words under his breath. Once out of the stream, he looked around to make sure nobody saw what had happened. After all, it was bad enough that Kurama forced him into getting a haircut, so he didn't feel like giving anybody black mail material.
After making sure nobody had witnessed this rather embarrassing moment, Hiei felt his hair to see if it was wet yet. No such luck: his hair was as dry as if nothing had happened.
"So much for getting my hair wet..." Hiei walked slowly (in regular ningen fashion) back to his tree, allowing time for his clothes to dry. Hiei was extremely annoyed that so far all he had succeeded in was to give his mind more material for future nightmares and get everything BUT his hair wet.
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How is the story so far? Any good? If you want more THEN REVIEW!!! I actually meant for him to start cutting his hair in this chapter, but I don't have that written and I wanted to post something, so here it is!
Hiei- You are a cruel person. YOU MADE A BIRD ATTACK ME!
Zennou-sakusha- No worries, it'll get better soon! *evil look*
Hiei- YOU MADE ME HAVE A NIGHTMARE ABOUT TURNING INTO A GIRL!!!
Yusuke- Heh, thanks Miss Author Person! Some more black mail material!
Zennou-sakusha- MY NAME IS ZENNOU-SAKUSHA BUT YOU MAY CALL ME KAMI-SAMA! *uses evil authoress powers to make Yusuke's ears grow long and very pointy*
Yusuke- WAH! My ears!!! *ears keep growing*
Hiei- *smirks at Yusuke*
Zennou-sakusha- See Hiei? I can be nice too! *sticks tongue out at Hiei*
Hiei- Hn. *doesn't care*
Zennou-sakusha- WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN HIM?!
Hiei- Uh, no...
Yusuke- *ears are now a few feet long* *ears explode into confetti* AAAAAHHHH!!!! *new ears grow into place* *is now back to normal*
Zennou-sakusha- So, have you learned your lesson yet?
Yusuke- Uh, never make ears grow longer than 6 inches?
Zennou-sakusha- YOU MORON! THE LESSON IS TO NEVER CALL ME MISS AUTHOR PERSON!
Yusuke- Oh...
Hiei- *smirks at Yusuke* Hn.
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Chapter 2: Angry Birds and Wet Demons
Hiei walked like an everyday ningen (not his usual flitting or blurring) back to his tree in the park, thinking of how one cuts their hair.
On the way, he passed a barbershop. He watched through the front window as someone washed a guy's hair, put some sort of chemical (aka shampoo) in it, then proceeded to cutting it carefully with scissors. ::: Hn. Stupid ningens, paying for that when they could just do it themselves!:::
After watching that, Hiei had a basic idea of what to do, so when he got to his tree, he jumped to one of the highest branches and fell asleep.
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Hiei ran as fast as he could, eyes wide in terror [one of those rare moments he's got expression!!!], but he couldn't run half as fast as normal. Keiko and the other girls were chasing him, carrying makeup and hair accessories. All the while, Kurama's voice could be heard saying, "It's for your own good, you know."
After what seemed to be hours, the girls caught up with him and made him sit in a chair. Kurama suddenly appeared and tied him with several long vines, while repeating the words "It's for your own good, you know. It's for your own good, you know."
Keiko advanced on him, saying, "Let's make him look like a girl!"
Shizuru added, "Makeup and everything!"
Yukina held up a kimono and compared it to Hiei. "Heeheehee, Hiei's been a bad brother, so let's make him my sister!" [Poor Hiei. Oh, JSYK Yukina doesn't know about them being twins at the moment.]
Botan pulled out various ribbons and bows. "Ooooh, this is gonna be fun!"
Hiei stared at them and said, "Hn!" (Translation: NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!)
Suddenly, Koenma, Yusuke, and Kuwabara appeared and started laughing at Hiei while the girls did unthinkable things to him. No matter how much as he struggled against his bonds, he couldn't break free. Kurama kept saying, "It's for you own good, you know," as he taped the whole incident on a video camera.
After what felt like a lifetime to Hiei, the girls stepped back to admire their work. Botan handed him a mirror and when Hiei saw his reflection he almost screamed in terror.
Hiei now had long blond hair, with long eyelashes and a bit of makeup. He was wearing a yellow kimono and had lots of ribbons in his hair. He looked like some sort of cross dressed freak.
Keiko asked him, "So what do you think?"
Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Koenma were still laughing, rolling on the ground with tears in their eyes and Kurama was still filming everything.
"I want my clothes and hair back! NOW, UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH!" Hiei was very, very, very angry. Unfortunately, he had no sword and was still tied up.
After he said this, the girls started giggling and Yukina said, "Now you're one of us!!!"
Those words seemed to echo in his head until Hiei suddenly woke up. After such a terrible nightmare, it's very surprising that he didn't just fall out of the tree, but luckily for him he didn't. :::It was just a dream, no, not a dream, a nightmare... Just a nightmare, nothing more... I still have all of today to get my hair cut...:::
Hiei sat up and looked at the sky. The sun was just coming up, very good news to Hiei. When he cut his hair, he didn't want any ningens around and in the early morning, there were barely any people out. He especially didn't Yusuke or Kuwabaka (as Hiei likes to call him) to witness anything.
Since Hiei didn't like to postpone things, he decided to start preparing to cut his hair. From what he saw at that barbershop the night before, the fire demon figured that he should get his hair wet.
Hiei jumped to the ground from the tree and walked Hiei-style (too fast to see anything but a blur) to the stream that ran through the park where Hiei was.
Once there, he made sure that nobody was around and knelt down on the banks of the stream. Then he began to dunk his head in for a few seconds, and then back out. After doing this several times, he felt his hair to see how wet it was. Unfortunately, it didn't feel wet at all! [Seems that Hiei has the type of hair that water just slides off of. Poor guy.]
Hiei cursed out loud, startling some birds roosting in the nearby trees. They left their roosts, cawing loudly. While most of them simply flew off further away from Hiei, one particular overprotective male bird decided to do something about the noisy demon. :::MY BABY CHICKS ARE BEING ROBBED OF THEIR SLEEP BECAUSE OF THAT GUY?! HE SHALL PAY!!!::: [So intelligent birds DO exist!]
Hiei stopped cursing to dunk his head into the stream again. He leaned over to, but that was when the bird decided to strike. Had Hiei not been leaning over the stream and off balance, the bird would be dead without touching Hiei. But as luck would have it, Hiei WAS leaning over the stream and off balance, so the bird is NOT dead and DID manage to swoop down and claw, peck, and caw at the poor fire demon.
Hiei had been too preoccupied to notice the bird, so he was a bit surprised and quite unprepared for such an attack. So, as a result, he toppled into the stream, somehow managing to flip over in midair so as to not land on his head, but on his rear.
The good thing about this particular stream was that it was only one and a half feet deep. The bad thing was that the bottom of it had lots of sharp rocks and mud. When Hiei landed, not only did he manage to get scraped and scratched, but he got very muddy too.
"Baka bird!" Hiei muttered as the bird flew off to the sky. He dragged himself out of the stream and onto dry ground, muttering swear words under his breath. Once out of the stream, he looked around to make sure nobody saw what had happened. After all, it was bad enough that Kurama forced him into getting a haircut, so he didn't feel like giving anybody black mail material.
After making sure nobody had witnessed this rather embarrassing moment, Hiei felt his hair to see if it was wet yet. No such luck: his hair was as dry as if nothing had happened.
"So much for getting my hair wet..." Hiei walked slowly (in regular ningen fashion) back to his tree, allowing time for his clothes to dry. Hiei was extremely annoyed that so far all he had succeeded in was to give his mind more material for future nightmares and get everything BUT his hair wet.
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How is the story so far? Any good? If you want more THEN REVIEW!!! I actually meant for him to start cutting his hair in this chapter, but I don't have that written and I wanted to post something, so here it is!
Hiei- You are a cruel person. YOU MADE A BIRD ATTACK ME!
Zennou-sakusha- No worries, it'll get better soon! *evil look*
Hiei- YOU MADE ME HAVE A NIGHTMARE ABOUT TURNING INTO A GIRL!!!
Yusuke- Heh, thanks Miss Author Person! Some more black mail material!
Zennou-sakusha- MY NAME IS ZENNOU-SAKUSHA BUT YOU MAY CALL ME KAMI-SAMA! *uses evil authoress powers to make Yusuke's ears grow long and very pointy*
Yusuke- WAH! My ears!!! *ears keep growing*
Hiei- *smirks at Yusuke*
Zennou-sakusha- See Hiei? I can be nice too! *sticks tongue out at Hiei*
Hiei- Hn. *doesn't care*
Zennou-sakusha- WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN HIM?!
Hiei- Uh, no...
Yusuke- *ears are now a few feet long* *ears explode into confetti* AAAAAHHHH!!!! *new ears grow into place* *is now back to normal*
Zennou-sakusha- So, have you learned your lesson yet?
Yusuke- Uh, never make ears grow longer than 6 inches?
Zennou-sakusha- YOU MORON! THE LESSON IS TO NEVER CALL ME MISS AUTHOR PERSON!
Yusuke- Oh...
Hiei- *smirks at Yusuke* Hn.
