AN: pleaz take three minutes out of your life and review after you read it can be bad or good.
Chapter 2: What a Surprise!
Four years later everything had change. The Land of whirlpool was known throughout all the element countries and doing well.
"Uzukage-sama, I am here to report my mission," said a tall woman with long brown hair.
The Uzukage turn around to face the woman and smiled, "Mazurka how did it go? Did you find out where that missing Nin went?"
"Hai, Uzukage-sama," said Mazurka and she hand him her report. He smiled at the report, looks like she tortured another one he said to himself, "Thank you, you may go."
"Hai, Uzukage-sama," she turned and left.
The Uzukage started to sit down and relax in his chair when in came his obnoxiously Daimyo, "What do you want Daimyo?"
"Don't you what do you want me Naruto," shouted the Daimyo.
"Okay Daimyo may I ask why you came to see me."
"Naruto you know I hate when you call me Daimyo call me by my name."
Naruto chuckled, "Okay Auntie Lola, what do you want?"
She rolled her eyes, "Naruto you promise to buy me sake because you lost the bet, now pay up," she whined.
"Not now I'm busy come see me in two days I should have time but not now auntie come back then and stop coming here for unimportant stuff."
She sighed and said something under her breath and stomped out.
Now finally being able relax he sat back in his chair and breathed in fresh air coming from his open window. He smiled to himself remembering the year he became the Uzukage and how he met up with his wife. He, Lola, and Kyuubi just had wipe out a village that did nothing but rape and murder. And Naruto's now wife and her friend were assassins and had a job to kill four men at the same village. He laughed to himself when he remember the look on their face when they saw the village on fire. They were piss and out of the job but it seemed that his auntie Lola knew the guy that was with his now wife and she beg them to come back to our village and be ninja here. Naruto couldn't help laugh again as he remember his auntie gave the guy the job as her personal body guard. She didn't need one but since she had crush on the guy she gave him the job.
~Konoha~
A blonde lady sat at her desk with her head down and papers stacked high on both side of her and a bottle of sake. She heard a knock on her door and yelled come in. In step seven ninjas that she called for earlier.
She sat up, "Kakashi, Anko, Kurenai, Hanabi, Shikumaru, Kiba, and Sakura, I have a mission for you."
"Is it going to be troublesome," asked Shikumaru?
"It could be, I need you to go to the newly reform Land of Whirlpool were the village hidden in the whirlpool resides. I need you to get an Alliance with the Uzukage so that he can help us in this war we are in against Iwa, Oto, and Yuga. It is said if you can get the Uzukage's help then the Mizukage and Raikage will help too."
"But why would they want to help us," asked Kakashi.
"They most likely won't want to help us since Konoha is partly the reason why the Land of Whirlpool went down so many years ago. But I need you guys to convince them that making an Alliance with us is a good thing. This is the only chance we have in winning this war." She took a breath and continued, "Also remember that the ninjas might be hostile towards you so be on guard. I don't want you come back failing me if you can, Kakashi your team leader. Leave immediately."
"Hai Hokage-sama," they said in Unison and took off.
~In the woods~
The Leaf Ninja team jump from tree to tree in silence.
Then Kakashi broke the silence, "Were going to have to sneak in because they don't like us and I don't think they will let us just walk right in there."
"Hai," they said in Unison. Then they all went back to their quietness.
Kiba turned to a quite Kakashi, "Do you know anything about this village?"
Shikumaru answered before Kakashi, "Since we got to sneak in, I bet it's going to be troublesome."
Sakura then asked, "How long will it take to get there?"
"Two days approximately, now hurry up and quit asking dumb questions," said Anko.
~Two Days Later~
"We Arrive to where the Land of Whirlpool suppose to be but I don't see anything but an ocean with a big Whirlpool in the middle," said a confuse Kiba. Akamaru barked to agree.
"Yea I know where is the Entrance," said Sakura.
Kurenai then said, "I feel genjutsu." She does some hand signs and yells out, "Release."
The whirlpool inside of the ocean disappeared. There stood a giant open gate and in Kanji on one side of the smooth brick walls it said Land of Whirlpool.
Kakashi turn to his group, "I think we should change into are disguise now."
Everyone nodded and change. They walked into the Land of the Whirlpool and looked around. It looked really good for a place that only got rebuilt five years ago. The Land of Whirlpool looked ten times better than Konoha was all their thoughts. After walking for a while they came to the village hidden in the Whirlpool called Uzugakure aka Uzu. The seven ninjas did not notice they were being spied on. The spy turned and left leaving a gush of wind.
The seven ninja stop at the guard's desk. "Who are you and what do you want," asked one of the guards.
Kakashi then spoke "Were here to stock up on goods and have a little vacation.
The guard chuckled which scared them for a moment, they thought they had been caught.
"Vacation eh, you must be from Suna, you Suna guys always come here for vacation," said one of the guards.
They all relax and Kakashi laughed, "Yea we are from Suna he he." The guards open the doors and they walk into the village.
~Uzukage Office~
Uzukage sat in his chair and relax when his doors burst open, he turn around, "What do you want?"
"My apologies Uzukage-sama but we spotted seven leaf village ninjas pretending as civilians," said a guy in a dragon mask.
"Alert the General and get the 'watchers' and bring the leaf ninja to me at once," said the Uzukage.
"Hai Uzukage-sama," said the dragon masked guy before disappearing.
(The watchers are like ANBU for whirlpool ninjas.)
~Konoha Nin~
"Wow this place is really nice," said an excited Sakura.
"Yea it is, hey Hanabi, Sakura, Shikumaru, want to see what their food is like here cuz I'm starving," said Kiba.
"You invite them but not us," pouted Kakashi and points to himself, Anko, and Kurenai.
"Well you see-", started Kiba but was cut off when seven masked ninja surround them.
"Stop right there you intruders, "shouted one of the ninjas. Kiba started to pull out one his Kunai but Kakashi shook his head and he stop.
"I should kill you Konoha scum-", began one of the ninjas.
He was cut off when a black hole appeared on the ground and out of it came a big red fox. What was this? All of the Konoha ninja was shocked. The fox change into his human form. He had red long locks and black eyes with red slits and pale skin he was gorgeous.
"Kyuubi-sama," shouted one of the ninja.
"Kyuubi," all of the Leaf ninja screeched.
Kyuubi smirked then said, "The Uzukage wants to see you leaf ninja and he is angry so hurry and follow and he told us not to kill them so be nice guys." The masked ninja nodded and grab the leaf ninja dragging them behind Kyuubi.
~Uzukage Office~
The Uzukage starred out the window his Kage hat on and since he didn't like the robes they sat on his desk.
He heard his door open and the Kyuubi spoke, "Uzukage-sama we have brought the intruders."
The Uzukage nodded and the Kyuubi told mask ninja to leave. Then he notice Kyuubi walk to his side but he was facing the Konoha ninja.
One of the Konoha ninja begin to speak when the Uzukage interrupted and said, "I don't know what I should be pissed at more. You guys enter in my village without my permission or fact that you want to make an alliance with me so I can help you in war."
At this the Kyuubi laughed.
One of the leaf ninja spoke sounding like Kakashi said, "Uzukage we apologize but please here us out."
The Uzukage sighed turn around sat down in his chair and took off his hat.
Everyone gasped and said, "NARUTO."
He let out a wide foxy grin and said, "Hurry and explain please."
Then Kyuubi said, "AND don't be rude call him Uzukage-sama."
The Leaf village nodded as they check out the good looking Naruto. He looked like Yondaime but a lot sexier. He wore a black muscle shirt under his black and orange robe which squeezed his nice pecks. He also wore gray ninja pants and black ninja boots. The girls worry having a hard time not drooling and having nose bleeds.
Then Hanabi spoke, "Well Uzukage-sama this alliance could help both-"
"No, it only helps your weak village. It does not do any good for my village," said Naruto in a bored tone.
This anger and shock all the leaf village ninja but Hanabi recover quickly and begin to go on, "Uzukage I do believe-"
This time she had been interrupted by the door opening and two women walk in followed by an orange hair guy. One of the woman was recognize by them she was one who took Naruto four years ago and the second one had long black hair with a tent of purple she had lavender eyes and a her haite around her neck. She wore short black tank top that showed her nice stomach and under her tank top she wore a fishnet shirt that shows her cleavage which I must say was nice. She also had on matching black mini skirt and black ninja heels. On her left upper hip she had bandages wrapped around her leg and on her right hip a sword with a blue sheath and gold handle and she had a matching sword on her left but it was near her lower back. On her right arm she had a tattoo of a dragon in whirlpool like the woman next to her but hers had the earth sign in kanji .Both woman were extreme beautiful.
The guy with orange hair spoke first, "Uzukage my apologies for irrupting but the Daimyo-"
The first woman kicks the orange hair guy in the head making him fall then she places her foot on his head, "Shinji don't go apologizing for me because I don't feel sorry for irrupting so neither do you."
He muffled a yes and she let him up.
Naruto sighed, "Daimyo why are you here and quit treating your secretary like that you don't treat your personal bodyguard like that."
Kyuubi laughed, "Oh that because he more than just her personal body guard alright," he said with a wink.
Lola blushed, "Kyuubi shut up." She then kick him in the groin making him yelp and lean over whining like a hurt fox. All guys couldn't help but feel sorry for him.
Naruto shook his head, "Please do this somewhere else I'm trying to have a meeting at the moment Daimyo," he then turn to other woman, "Hinata-chan may I ask why you are here?"
The Leaf ninja gasped, "Hinata."
Hinata smirked, "I can't come see my sexy husband," she laugh then said, "Well if you must know I came to ask about the new recruits this year and I ran into Lola-Chan here and she insisted we walk here together."
Naruto nodded knowing his auntie love to drag his wife in her schemes, " Of course and you can see me anytime my dear and here are those recruits," he grab a file off his desk and walk over handing to her.
"Thank you sweetheart," she said placing a small peck on his cheek.
The leaf ninja was surprise at the confidence in her voice and the fact she didn't stutter.
Kyuubi who now recover was standing with his hands over his fox jewels. Shinji was also put a bit of a distance between him and Lola.
Lola yawns and pointed at the leaf Nin, "What are they doing here nephew?"
Naruto shrugged, "These Konoha Nin came here asking for an alliance and since you're here tell me what you think of an alliance."
Now it was Lola's turn to shrug, "I think it could be a good idea if they listen to everything we want."
Everyone turn to Lola and all asked, "What do you/we want?"
"I don't have time to explain, we can have a meeting tomorrow and discuss how we can benefit in helping you, but for now I recommend you find a place to sleep," she turns to Naruto, "and Nephew you owe me sake now pay up."
Naruto sighed, "Okay come over tonight."
She ran over and grab him in choke hold, "You cheap asshole why should I wait any longer."
"Me…Cheap…You…Can…Buy…your…own…,"he said panting in between breaths. Everyone shook their heads at the two.
"Lola-Chan please don't kill my husband, I need him for my own use," said Hinata with a wicked smile.
Everyone blush knowing what she was hinting at and Lola release Naruto from her death grip.
"Fine. Hinata-chan since your off today come over to the Palace please," begged Lola.
Hinata nodded and Lola hooked arms with Hinata and two begin to walk away when Naruto said, "Hey wait, since the Konoha Nin are not liked around here, let them stay at your Palace, and I will bring eighteen extra bottles of sake to your home if you do."
Shinji spoke up before anyone else, "No they must not Uzukage, they are Peasants and below the Daimyo."
This angered Lola causing her punch Shinji sending him flying out the window, "Of course they can stay if you're going bring sake my dear nephew."
Everyone's sweat drop. Then Lola said, "Come on Leaf Nin, I don't have all day." They nodded and begin follow her out of the Uzukage's office.
Once they were outside Lola jump on a tall man with messy dark black hair and grey blue eyes, he had pale skin and calm look on his face.
"Ryu-kun, why didn't you come up with me you're my personal body guard, I could have got hurt," Lola wined putting on a puppy dog face.
Ryu slowly sat up and gentle push her off of him, "Daimyo I thought it be better if I not and to give you and your nephew some privacy."
She pouted, "Ryu-kun we are friends that means you can call me by my name and why I would need privacy with that baka of nephew. I feel safe if you were there with me Ryu-kun."
'If you keep looking at me with those beautiful eyes I'm going kiss you to death,' he thought to himself but still held a calm look.
He sighed, "Next time I will come in with you," he then looked up at many people behind Lola, "Why are they with you Daimyo."
Hinata decide to answer, "Ryu-sama, these here leaf ninja came here for an alliance and my husband ask Lola-Chan to let them stay at the palace tonight."
He nodded, stood up patting himself and then pulled Lola up as well, "Well shall we get going then."
Lola hook her arm into Ryu's and said, "Yes, let's go Ryu-kun."
Ryu thinking to himself, 'I wish I was the bold type, I make you mines Lola-Chan.'
Hinata laughed as she watch Lola snuggle up close to Ryu claiming she feels safe and as Shinji who finally caught up tried to break them apart only resulting in getting nearly beaten to death by Lola.
"Hey Hinata how did you manage to find Naruto and is that Lady really the Daimyo," Kiba asked her in a whisper.
Hinata nodded, "Yes she is the Daimyo of the Land of Whirlpool but as you can see she doesn't act like one much, and I wouldn't have met Naruto if I hadn't met Ryu there," she said pointing to Ryu who was lightly being tug ahead by Lola.
"What do you mean," asked Kurenai.
She told how she met Ryu at the ramen shop.
"You met an assassin and because you felt like you could trust him you followed him," asked Sakura.
Hinata shrugged, "It might have been stupid but I'm glad I did. He trained me to be an assassin too and we travel around doing missions until we got a mission to kill four guys in a village that was known to rape woman and murder. When we got there village was burnt and dead bodies everywhere. We looked around to see if we could find out who did it and ran into Naruto-kun, Lola-Chan, and Kyuubi-sama. Seems those three alone took out that village. And the guys that we were supposed to kill were already dead. Lola-Chan who recognize Ryu-sama ask if we like to come back to their village. And since my only purpose of being with Ryu-sama was so I could find Naruto I decide to come back with them," she took a breather before saying, "Ryu-sama really wasn't sure but since Lola-Chan once was a good friend of his convince him and made him her bodyguard and she trained me too which I became the head captain of the 'watchers', a group of jonin ninja who do A-rank missions, like leaf village's own ANBU."
They gulped Hinata was the Head Captain of group who was strong as the ANBU and she had been an assassin.
Then Anko asked, "What was your assassin name Hinata? We been looking for you and if you would have went by Hinata we surely would have found you."
She smiled, "I was the female assassin called the Death Princess." They all gulped loudly now clearly scared of there once friend.
Hanabi then shakily asked, "Sis-Sister it was said that the Death Princess killed over thousands three years ago and disappeared that was you."
Hinata nodded, "Yes, but I only took on certain jobs for example guys who rape women and kids or crooked thieves and murders."
They relax a bit but was still scared. Then Kakashi asked a question, "But Hinata is Ryu the same Ryu from Konoha who was banished years ago."
She nodded and looked up, "This is the Palace what do you think."
Kakashi wanted to ask more but stop when he look up the gigantic Palace in front of him. The Place was made of marble and sparkling, it was as big as three mansions. The gates open and ten Ninja jump out of the shadows and lined up on side of the walk way. Five on one side and five on the other. They bowed as Lola walk past them and into the Palace.
Kakashi heard one of the ninja whisper, 'What hell are those leaf Nin doing here' and then other whisper, 'who knows' The walk into the building only to find it seem lager on the inside.
Lola finally let go Ryu and said, "Hinata-chan knows this place up and down so she can show you around. I have to change and go do some business which shouldn't take long then we can drink and eat till are heart's content."
"Yes, Daimyo you should change quickly the other party has already arrive," said Shinji.
She nodded and head up the spiral staircase.
Shinji look at the leaf ninja, "I can show you fellows to the male guest room and if Hinata-sama would like she can show you females to the female guest room so you can get all cleaned up."
They nodded and the guys followed Shinji while girls followed Hinata.
Naruto
"Damn that annoying auntie, Kyuubi go pick up eighteen bottles of sake and three bottles of Shinobi Grey Goose," said frustrated Naruto.
Kyuubi laugh, "You should just let them stayed at your place."
"Not if I want to send time alone with my wife," Glared Naruto.
"Oh so you plan on doing the 'Nasty," said Kyuubi in a deep low voice.
"Hurry up and do what I said so I can finish up the paper work and get to Lola's palace."
Kyuubi made kissing noise and disappear in a black hole.
As soon as Kyuubi left a smile played across Naruto's face as he thought about how Konoha now need him. He laugh if only Council would have known this would be result of banishing him they probably would let him stayed.
Palace
Everyone sat at the table in dining room talking and catching up with their friend. Then they heard palace doors squeak open and slam shut. Naruto and Kyuubi walk in with bottles of Sake. The Place the bottles on the table and took a seat.
"So Uzukage you married Hinata here, you're a lucky man," Kiba said trying to start a conversation.
A foxy grin spread across his face and he lean over and whisper into Kiba's ear, "Oh man you have no idea how lucky I am."
Kiba smiled at his old friend as he sat back down. Then Naruto asked out loud, "What about you guys anyone dating or married here?"
"Anko and Kakashi are dating, Ino and Choji got something going on, Neji and Tenten plan on getting married, Hanabi and Konhomaru are dating, Lee and Shino are dating some civilians chicks, I myself also am dating a civilian name Mina, and Sakura and Sasuke going at it," said Kiba.
All leaf ninja look at Kiba 'was he an idiot or was just mental.'
Naruto Laugh, "Wow everyone besides Shikumaru eh."
Shikumaru sighed, "Relationships are just too troublesome Uzukage. I don't know how you can do it."
"That's not true Shikumaru. I bet there is someone who will change your mind," Hinata said.
Kurenai nodded, "Yes if Suna didn't pull back there alliance I'm sure you and Temari would be dating."
Shikumaru blush, "Yea that was a drag."
Kyuubi yawned feeling bored, "Where is that Sexy auntie of yours?"
Naruto glared Kyuubi, "I wish you stop saying perverted things Kyuubi."
All of leaf Ninja had forgot about Kyuubi until he spoke and now was a little scarred.
Kiba gritted his teeth, "Hey Uzukage what is Kyuubi doing outside of you?"
All of Leaf ninja look at Kiba like he was crazy for asking such a question but Naruto only laughed, "Well that is a long story but I guess I can tell you."
Flashback
'Few I'm done with another one of auntie's killer training,' thought Naruto. Then the said women walk up behind him and drop kick him for no reason. He fell to the ground with his ass in the air.
"What the fuck auntie Lola," screamed Naruto.
"Shut up gaki, now that you're done with the basics I'm going teach you one of Uzumaki's great technique and break that fox seal."
Naruto was in shock, "No wait you can't break the seal-
"I said shut up gaki, First off Kyuubi and all other tail beast have body's which are spread out where every they were before someone tampers with them. Kyuubi like all the other tail animals had there demonic power drawn out of them. If there power is drawn out of their body they have no control of their self so that guy Madara Uchiha who drew out the Kyuubi's power controlled the fox during that year of the attack and Now Kyuubi is sealed in you but you cannot control him so he is still corrupted," said Lola.
"My dad did say Madara controlled the fox when he attack the leaf village but what your saying is only way to have him not crazy in all is to put him in his body," asked Naruto.
"I know and his body was here in the whirlpool because Kyuubi himself use to go by name Argon."
"Wait, Wait, with history of whirlpool knowledge you gave me, Argon was one of super kages who help build the Land of Whirlpool with the first Uzukage and first Daimyo."
"Yea I know."
"That was years ago."
"Baka Kyuubi is nine thousand years old he had time to hang with them," said Lola in matter of fact tone.
"So how do we go about placing him in his body," asked a curious Naruto?
"Well first I need you to ask the fox if he can promise to grant you and your offspring with enormous chakra, Heighten senses, increased stamina and healing abilities, and the mark of the mate."
"Why hell would I do that," asked Naruto.
"Because it just cool to be able to have stronger Uzumaki's now ask him to do that and tell him if he does you will be setting him back in body of his own."
"Okay, wait what you mean body of his own; I thought you had his body," said Naruto.
"Simple, Kyuubi is not controlling his thinking, his demonic power is and if you say he can go back to his own body he might refuse."
Naruto nodded and then went quite and had a faraway look on his face. Once his eyes full of life again she ask if he was ready and he nodded.
Lola walk over to a tree and grab something behind it. She drag a mummified body over towards Naruto.
He place hand over his nose, "Eww it stinks."
"I know so let's hurry up and get it over with," she pulled out a book mark seals and opened it flipping through pages, "Here repeat this and do the hand signs then place a bit of your blood on the seal on his forehead."
He swallowed, "Y-you t-t-think it w-will work."
She smiled, "I really don't know."
He fell over then jump up, "Then why hell should I do it."
"Because I say so now suck it up and do it."
He was going say no but he had feeling she was going make him so he did the hand signs then bit his thumb and smeared his blood on the seal of Kyuubi's forehead.
Naruto felt something go throw his body then red chakra started pouring out his body into the mummy's body. Once it stop he felt weak for a second so he sat down.
"Get this off," came of muffled replied from the mummy. Lola reach over and began unwrap Kyuubi until there was no more bandages.
"He's Naked," said Naruto.
"Of course baka clothes don't last as long as skin," said Lola.
"Nice breast there chica, if you like what you see you can help an old fox-
She kicked him in the groin, "I heard you were perverted but I see now it was not a lie. Now come on you two we did enough for today."
"W-what, you said you would teach me the Uzumaki's special technique I wasted my time getting a pervert of a fox a body only go back to Palace."
"Fine. You trained enough so should be easily tap into the Uzumaki's special eyes."
"The special eyes," said Kyuubi and Naruto.
"Yea you should know Kyuubi," said Lola.
"I do I just think kid will suck at it," he smirked.
"You stupid fox why don-
"Shut up both you, if you want to learn how to use the Uzugakugan then listen once because I want repeat myself."
Flashback End
"So Kyuubi you're not a blood thirsty demon," asked Kiba.
Kyuubi smirked, "No I'm still blood thirsty and a demon," he paused and watch most of them gulped, "But I don't like to kill randomly like everyone believes, I only like to kill people who are threat."
The leaf ninja's sweat dropped which only made Naruto, Hinata, and Kyuubi chuckle.
Kakashi wanting to change topic said, "Naruto you said Super Kage and Uzugakugan, if you don't mind what are those."
"Super Kage is a Kage that is way stronger than your average Kage and they have to master there affinity. As for the Uzugakugan it is the Uzumaki bloodline eyes. Like the Byakugan and Sharingan. I won't explain the whole thing but when I active it I get swirls in my eyes like my clan symbol and if you stare into my eyes to long enough you will suffocate as if you are drowning in whirlpool of water," Naruto said as if it was nothing.
"Eh…can I see please Naruto please," whined Kakashi.
Naruto shook his head while laughing, "Good to see your still weird Kakashi but I can't."
"Fine be like that Naruto," pouted Kakashi. They all laugh at a now frowning Kakashi.
"Sorry seems my meeting took longer than I expected," said Lola as she walk in followed by Ryu and Shinji.
"Yea well I brought you eighteen bottles of Sake and three bottles of Shinobi Grey Goose, now you should be happy for a week," said a proud Naruto.
"Yea thanks nephew," she said with smile and then snapped her fingers and ten Ninja appear by her side.
"Join us in this feast," Lola told them.
Shinji started to speak but thought better of it and shut his mouth. The maids then brought in lots of food. Anko and Naruto was the most delighted because there was a lot of Ramen and Dango. They ate and talked to they were full. As the night started to die down everyone began to go to their guest rooms.
Naruto who wanted to get home with Hinata groaned when Hanabi asked her to stay the night with her and Hinata agreed to. He cursed the gods for this bad luck and decided he stay also and went to the room his auntie gave him when she first brought him here. Naruto even made sure Hinata knew what room he be in just case in middle of the night she wanted to 'Cuddle'. But was only disappointed when she never came.
An: Bad stopping point I know but I be up all night trying to find a good stopping point if I didn't. Oh because it can be hard to find out Ryu's character I will tell you. Ryu is usually a quiet guy and the only girl he likes is Lola but to scare to ask her out.
Naruto: Hey bad did you see way Hinata left a brother hanging.
Baddazz: Yes, I did it was funny.
Naruto: I'm the Uzukage a sexy foxy guy how do you turn that down.
Baddazz: Beats me LoL. See ya!
