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A Teen Titans Christmas tale

Note: I wasn't going to make more of this one but I will for that reviewer.

Now without further ado


Chapter 2

Robin Claus had finally had enough of Beastboy the elf's corny jokes. He huffed and puffed, his face all red, and yelled on the top of his lungs, "Get out! Get out! Get out!"

Beastboy the elf put his hands in the air in a surrender pose, "Alright already, I get it, you're a little bit cranky; Just don't get your bloomers in a knot."

Steam came out of Robin Claus's ears; he yelled louder than before "You are FIRED! Go away, anywhere but the north pole!"

Beastboy the elf sighed and stood from the little seat.

He marched upstairs and grabbed his suitcase; which had already been packed.

Beastboy the elf stood at the edge of the door ready to go.

"Bye suckers!" he said to the working elves and that was the last they ever saw of Beastboy the elf in the North Pole.


Cyborg wandered the dark alleys looking for anything, anything to eat when he heard footsteps. He stopped his searching and turned and shouted, "Who's there? Show yourself."

Cyborg gaped at what he saw; A short green hair, green skin boy.

"Uh…" Cyborg said flabbergasted.

"Hi" Beastboy the elf said cheerfully.

Cyborg didn't say anything; he just stared.

"What? Do I got something in my teeth?" he asked, running his tongue over his teeth.

"No…it's just…you're green."

Beastboy the elf shrugged, "Yeah so? And you're made out of metal."

Cyborg looked down; he hated being reminded that he was no longer normal. He took a deep breath and looked up. He asked, "So what's your name?"

"Well," began Beastboy the elf, "I WAS Beastboy the Elf but now that I am fired, I guess I am just Beastboy."

"Beastboy, huh?" repeated Cyborg.

Beastboy nodded, "Yup."

"I am Cyborg."

Beastboy was going to make a joke off of Cyborg's name but thought better of it.

"So Cyborg, do you know any good place around here to play videogames?"

"Matter of fact I do," Cyborg said, "Mania Game CADE."

Puzzled, Beastboy asked "What?"

"Mania Game CADE is the name of the place." explained Cyborg.

"OH!" Beastboy said, "I knew that-"

"Right…"

"-I was just testing you!"

"Mhm…" said Cyborg already getting annoyed.

"So when do we go there?"

"We?" asked Cyborg.

"Yeah WE!" exclaimed Beastboy.

"Never." said Cyborg.

Beastboy gasped, "And why not?"

"Because…I'm not normal." answered Cyborg.

"Normal?" repeated Beastboy, "No one is normal. Look at me, look at that fat kid over there trying to…in second thought, don't look at the kid…AH GWAD PUT SOMETHING ON…MY EYES"

Cyborg let out a laugh, and then they turned into a fit of giggles…more like chuckles.

"So can we go?" pleaded Beastboy.

Cyborg smiled, "Oh, alright."


Author's note:

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