Chapter 2: Brita The Witch

The Cafeteria: 1:45pm.

They broke into the cafeteria as Francis opened the door from the outside as they walked into a destroyed cafeteria: some tables were flipped, the food looked contaminated and there were dead bodies. Abed was talking to Francis about what not to do in a zombie apocalypse. Francis was getting a bit irritated by this. "...and whatever you do, don't burn the bodies. Because as we all know in The Return of The Living Dead, burning the bodies will cause acid rain to rain down on cemeteries and make the dead rise from their graves." "I hate movies. They always tell lies and they always have the same ending. Plus the black guy always dies in the horror films." Francis told Abed. "Well this is one black guy who is not going to die." Louis said a bit annoyed because of the truth. In nearly every horror movie, every black guy dies; except for in Dawn of the Dead and a few other films.

They heard some crying. The crying sounded so familiar to Troy that it sounded like Brita. "Thats Brita!" Troy pointed out. "Whoever she is, she is a witch." Troy got pissy at Zoey for saying that. "Excuse me? Did you just call her a witch as in old and evil?" Troy said in a angry tone. "What? NO! What are you talking about?! She has a witch infection now! If you get close to her she will attack you!" Zoey explained quickly. "This is bullcrap." Troy went walking towards Brita as the others failed to try and stop him. He touched her shoulder and she screamed. Troy began to run away from Witch Brita as The others began shooting her. Part of her brain fell out and she fell to the ground dead.

"I dont understand this." Troy began to get scared because everyone he knew turned into miserable cannibals. Zoey slapped him. "You should have listened." she said unimpressed. They then heard voices coming their way and they knew they were zombies. "I forgot to tell you two, the dead go to where loud noises are made." "Its just like the films I have been watching. The zombies can hear very well!" Abed realized. The zombies came running in the cafeteria as they made a run for the safe room. Francis tripped over a chair he didn't see but got back up just in time to make it to the safe room. They slammed the door shut. They put a bar on the door and they sat down. They nearly died out there, and that moment is going to happen a lot.