My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro. I own nothing but the story you are about to read.

-Chapter 2-

Not two minutes after Sombra abducted the three, three white cones were sailing over Ponyville, heading towards Sweet Apple Acres. They were going very fast, but were flying too low to be normal shooting stars. And a major fact was that it was the middle of the day, with Celestia's sun burning brightly in the sky. But not many ponies paid it much mind. All except a certain rainbow-maned Pegasus pony. It didn't exactly help the fact that the three streaks woke her up from her nap & one had knocked her off her cloud. She was furious & hurried to catch up.

The three 'cone streaks' were John, Crystal, & Ricardo. "Guys!" John yelled. "Looks like we managed to piss someone off already. I say we play the 'dumb card', pretend like you don't know anythiiiiinnggg!" John's voice broke off as he suddenly veered to the right & blasted towards a barn in Sweet Apple Acres that was due for demolition. Crystal & Ricardo looked at each other & they began to descend rapidly towards a huge grove of apple trees. They landed safe-ishly in the trees. "Okay, that was lucky for us." Ricardo laughed a bit. Crystal nodded. "But where did John go? We have to find hi-." She was cut off as Ricardo pointed up to where Rainbow Dash was angrily searching from the sky. "Shush Crystal." Ricardo whispered, the two stayed completely still. Luckily for them Rainbow Dash flew overhead without seeing the two humans. When it was safe the two clambered down from the tree. "Now we can search for John." Ricardo said. Just then there was an almighty crash from an area of the farm, it sounded as though something had crashed into something else at full speed close to a Sonic Rainboom. "Or we can check over there." Crystal pointed out, Ricardo nodded, and the two began to walk to the source of the sound. But sadly for them so were 6 other ponies.

The crash was John, he had slammed into the barn at a high velocity, leaving quite a mess. He stood up in a daze. "Anyone get a number of that truck?" He mumbled incoherently. "No, but you left quite a mess." Came a voice. John jumped back in shock, but relaxed when he saw it was only Ricardo & Crystal. "Phew, just you two," He said, holding his chest. "You nearly gave me a heart attack." Ricardo scratched the back of his head in response while Crystal smiled sheepishly. "I say we get going, bearing in mind the amount of noise & the mess you left. Someone is bound to have heard." Ricardo stated, checking the mess. "I don't think so!" Came a voice.

The three humans froze & looked in the direction of the voice. There stood the Mane 6, better known as the Elements of Harmony. The three looked at each other, then the six ponies standing not to far away from them. "Look what y'all did to mah family's barn!" Applejack snarled in her southern accent. John looked around. "Doesn't help the fact that I'm standing in the mess does it?" He asked innocently. Applejack was furious & looked like she was about to charge, but Rainbow Dash beat her too it. She flew at John like a speeding bullet. But John in one move, grabbed her, spun her around, then released her. He had used her momentum & speed to swing her around so she crashed into the Mane 6, knocking them down like bowling pins. "STRIKE!" John yelled, pumping his fists into the air. Ricardo & Crystal laughed at John's antics.

The Mane 6 managed to get back up. "Why you no-good, little, yeller-bellied, over the top son of a-!" Applejack yelled. John looked over at her, raising an eyebrow. "Woah, watch the language there. People are reading this for crying out loud!" Ricardo said. Pinkie Pie nodded. "Yeah, we can't hurt the public's ears." She agreed. Everyone looked at the two. "Who in the world of Equestria are you two talking about?" Twilight asked. "The readers of course." Ricardo smiled. John then spoke up. "Okay, MOVING ON!" (Jeff Dunham Reference.) He twirled his finger around in a circle. "I think we got off on the wrong foot." Crystal said, quietly & slowly approaching the Mane 6. Rainbow Dash got in front of the Mane 6. "You better stay back or I'll pound you three into the ground." She threatened. John got out of the mess of the barn. "You're really gonna go there, even after I just turned you into a bowling ball?" John asked her rhetorically.

Twilight used her magic to 'drag' Rainbow Dash away from Crystal. "I think you are right, we did start off on the wrong hoof." She said. "I am Twilight Sparkle. Student of Princess Celestia." She smiled at the three humans, who smiled a bit in kind. John didn't however, he simply nodded. Applejack walked up to the three. "Howdy there, ah'm Applejack, I happen to work here at Sweet Apple Acres with mah family." She said to them, she then looked at John. "And why did y'all crash into mah family's barn?" She asked. John gulped. "Well, I erm." He stammered. Applejack interrupted him. "Y'all are lucky that it was going to be demolished today anyway." John sighed in relief.

She trotted away as Pinkie Pie bolted to the center of the humans. "Hi, I'mPinkiePie,Imakethegreatestpartiesever,doyoulikecupcakes?Ohmygosh,nowIhavetomakeyouthreeaWelco metoPonyvillePartyBYE!" She splurged her words then took off like a pink rocket. John looked at the Mane 6. "All I have to say is that I am SO GLAD that there is only ONE of her!" He put an emphasis on one. The others looked at each other sheepishly, remembering the time where Pinkie had cloned herself using a mirror lake. Rarity walked up to the three. "Hello darlings I am Rarity, & I run the boutique in town." She smiled at them warmly. "You three look like you need some new clothes. We can't have you running around in...those things." She shuddered delicately. The three looked at each other, shrugged, then turned their attention over to the group.

Rainbow Dash darted over to the three, she zoomed past Ricardo & Crystal then stopped in front of John's face. She starred angrily at John. "I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest flier in all of Equestria." She snarled, as she backed up. "I guess I can be friends with you two." She said, pointing to Crystal & Ricardo. But you! I will never be your friend." She glared at John, who just put his hands up a bit. "You looking for another fight?" She gritted her teeth. "You really are pushing your luck. Dashie." John smirked at her. Rainbow Dash flew at John like a speeding bullet, only to be caught in the same reversal move, only John launched her in another direction. "Full of spirit, I'll give her that." John snorted. Fluttershy looked over at the humans. "M-m-my n-n-name is Fluttershy..." She mumbled in a voice that was barely a whisper, probably even quieter.

The humans looked at each other. "Right, you gave us your names. I think we should give you ours." Ricardo said. "I'm Ricardo." Crystal stepped up. "I'm Crystal, nice to see all of you." She smiled broadly. John said nothing, he was still looking in the direction of which he launched Rainbow Dash. He then turned around. "My name is John, & sorry about the barn Applejack." He said, looking over at Applejack. "Anyway." Twilight stated. "What sort of species are you three? I don't think I've ever seen anything like you on Equestria." John chuckled. "Of course not. We're humans." The ponies were confused. "To keep it with some brevity, humans are bipedal creatures, we wear clothes to keep ourselves warm, & we are omnivores which means we can eat either plants or meat." John finished, he soon regret what he said, taking in the looks of complete fear on the 4 ponies faces, especially Fluttershy. "I'm coming girls!" Came a voice. "Oh sweet Swindon not agai.." John was cut off as Rainbow Dash tackled him from behind, sending him crashing into the ground. "He said we can eat either or. We won't eat you guys." Crystal said quickly. Ricardo agreed. The ponies looked at each other. John managed to stand up. The ponies sighed. "Alright. But when we go to town, we don't want you three eating anypony in town." Twilight said in a demanding tone. The three humans nodded. "We promise that we won't eat anybody." "You mean anypony?" "Yeah, that."

After a few minutes of standing around, the group decided to head towards the town. "You three had better behave, the townsponies don't know if you'll do any harm to them. So you better stick with us for the time being." Twilight instructed. John, Ricardo, & Crystal agreed. "Lead the way." Crystal smiled. The ponies led the way, followed by the humans.

-Chapter 2 end-

shadowspark101: Why did I have to get tackled by a Rainbow-Maned pony out of all things?! I'm better off fighting a Manticore for crying out loud!

Crystal: It's because you & Rainbow Dash are in loooove~

RD & SS101: We are not!

shadowspark101: Should I tell them about who YOU wanted to be with?

Crystal: Nope.

Shadowspark101: That's what I thought. Read, & review. Also, if my story gets a decent number of reviews, & views. I will continue making this story