Final Fantasy XIII Truth or Dare, Chapter:2
-Insert Introduction Music here-
Deviljho: Welcome to another chapter of-
Audience: FINAL FANTASY XIII TRUTH OR DARE!
Light: Where did the audience come from?
Sazh: Forget them, where did this stage come from? Last time we were in here it was whiter than a ghost.
Deviljho: That, my dear Sazh, is one of the many powers of an author.
Vanille: Ha! He called you 'dear'!
Sazh: I'm not your 'dear', kid.
Deviljho: You're right, you don't have any horns. Anyway, I'm surprised, we already have seven sets of Truths and Dares for... –checks list- Snow, Fang, Lightning, Sazh, Vanille and Hope
-Audience Cheers-
Deviljho: Now I will read them to you guys:
Revan Farron
Alright, here we go then. Snow - Truth: Have you consummated your relationship with Serah yet? Hope - Dare: Striptease Lightning and see her reaction. Fang - Truth: What do you look for in a girl or guy? Vanille - Truth: What's the dirtiest/most vulgar thing you've ever said? Lightning - Dare: Give Hope a lap dance until he gets a nosebleed. Sazh - Truth: Did you have a thing for Nabaat? Hope those are half decent enough.
Deviljho: Alright let's get thing started with Snow.
Snow: Let's have it.
Deviljho: Snow, have you ever consummated your relationship with Serah yet?
Snow: Well... Let's just say that Serah wasn't screaming last night in pain.
Light: -death glare- You're dead once this is all over.
Snow: I regret nothing.
Deviljho: Okay, moving on. Fang, what is it that you look for in a guy or a girl?
Fang: Just to clear this up, I AM NOT A LESBIAN; I don't know why people keep on writing me as one.
Deviljho: Yeah, yeah, just answer the question.
Fang: Well, what I look for in a guy is that he is tough, likes to fight, and has a caring side to him.
Deviljho: Nice to know, moving on to Vanille. What is the most dirtiest/vulgar thing you have ever said to anyone?
Vanille: Well, once when I saw Light being mean to Sazh because his chocobo pecked at her, I called her a Tonberry butt.
Everyone: -Silence-
Vanille: What?
Deviljho: Nothing, nothing. Anyway moving on to Sazh. Did you have a thing for Jihl Nabbat?
Sazh: -blushes- W-Well I wouldn't call it a 'thing', but we did go on a few dates before the L'Cie thing.
Jihl: You say that as if that was the only thing we did.
Sazh: Don't say things like that in front of my son.
Dajh: What does she mean, daddy?
Sazh: I'll tell you when you're older.
Dajh: Aw man...
Deviljho: Okay, now on to the dares, starting with Hope.
Hope: What do I have to do again?
Deviljho: Striptease in front of Lightning and see her reaction.
Hope & Light: WHAT!
Deviljho: Don't worry; you guys will have your privacy. –Shoves both of them in Hope's room.-
-Inside Hope's room-
Hope: ...
Light: ...
Hope: I-I guess I should start then?
Light: Just let's get this over with...
-Hope starts to slowly take off his jacket off his frame while Light watches him-
Hope: -nervously- Y-You like what you see?
Light: -blushes- A little...
-He then takes off his bandana from his neck-
Light: -nose starts to bleed- K-Keep going...
-He then takes off his shirt, revealing his slightly built body-
Light: -grabs Hope and holds him tightly- You are sooooooooo CUTE!
Hope: T-Thanks Light
-Back to the stage-
Vanille: Do you think they're okay?
Deviljho: Knowing Lightning, she probably fainted
Light's voice: You are sooooooooo CUTE!
Deviljho: ...Or not...
-Both come out of Hope's room-
Deviljho: Have fun you two?
-Both blush madly-
Deviljho: Moving on to Hope again.
Hope: Aw c'mon!
Deviljho: Don't worry it's a truth question.
Hope: Alright then.
Deviljho: If you got married to Light, Fang or Vanille. How many kids would you have?
Hope: -blushes- W-Well if it was with Light, I guess I would have two or three, with Fang I would have two and with Vanille, two.
Fang: Well Light, it looks like you're the lucky girl.
Light: Shut up!
Deviljho: Okay, now to the next set:
Jibean
YESH! NO Curved romances! I don't hate on them, I have no problem with them, just I am getting sick of seeing interesting story titles and then seeing FLIGHT or LANILLE on the bottom. Ideas: Snow: Dare: I dare you to steal Light's gunblade. Light: Dare: I dare you to be optimistic about everything, like Vanille is. Fang: Dare: I dare you to football tackle Sazh. Sazh: Dare: I dare you to throw, instead of shoot, your gun at opponents. Vanille: Dare: I dare you to flirt with every guy and take note of their reactions. Hope: I dare you to (fake) propose to one of the girl's to see their reaction (or rejection).
Deviljho: Now moving on to a dare for Snow.
Snow: What is it?
Deviljho: -Whispering- Steal Light's gunblade from her.
Snow: -Sweats- O-Okay.
-Snow slowly starts to appraoch Light from behind while Fang is taking to her-
Fang: -And then I got real pissed and hit him in his man-purse and then I- -stops to look at Snow- Snow, are you trying to grab Light's ass?
Light: WHAT!
Snow: N-N-N-N-NO! I-I w-was suppos-
-Snow was cut off as Light bashed his face in-
Light: That will show him.
Deviljho: Next is a dare for Fang. Football tackle Sazh.
Fang: I don't know what football is.
Deviljho: Think of it like Blitzball, but on land.
Fang: Oh, that being the case... Hey Sazh!
Sazh: Yeah?
Fang: Think fast!
Sazh: Wha-? –Gets tackled by Fang and hits his head on the floor-
Sazh: -Grabs head in pain- Damn it Fang! What in the hell was that for?
Fang: Dare.
Sazh: Oh...
Fang: Yeah...
Deviljho: Good job Fang, next is Vanille, so you guys go back to your rooms for a minute.
Guys: Okay. –Leaves the stage-
Deviljho: Vanille, your dare is to flirt with all three of the guys and see their reactions. Sounds good?
Vanille: -Blushes- W-Well I'm not that much of a flirt, but I'll do it...
-Vanille enters Snow's room-
Snow: Oh hey Vanille, What's up?
Vanille: Oh nothing, just came to see what a big strong hero does in his free time.
Snow: Uh... What?
Vanille: -Locks her arms with Snow's left one- Ohhhh! You're sooooo strong.
Snow:-Starts sweating- Uh... Vanille, I'm a married man, I can't do this sort of thing.
Vanille: Oh, okay then. –Leaves the room-
Snow... What just happened?
-Vanille enters Sazh's room-
Vanille: Heeeeey! Sazh!
Sazh: Hey Vanille.
Vanille: Did I ever tell you how strong you are?
Sazh: Uh... No... Where is this comin from exactly?
Vanille: Oh I just thought that you could use a bit more 'attention', if you know what I mean.
Jihl's voice: Mr. Katzroy, I'm ready!
Sazh:...
Vanille:... I-Is she in your b-bathroom?
Sazh: Y-yeah...
Vanille: I-I'm just gonna go...
Sazh: Yeah you do that...
-Vanille leaves the room-
Vanille: That. Was. Awkward.
-Vanille knocks on Hope's door-
Vanille: Hey Hope, can I come in?
-Loud thumping noises-
Light's voice: O-Ohhhh! Hope! That feels so good!
Vanille: OH SHOOT! –Runs away-
-Hope opens the door to his room fully clothed-
Hope: What was that?
Light: Probably nothing, come on get back to massaging my shoulders
Hope: Okay.
-Everyone comes back to the stage-
Deviljho: Now that all the strangeness of Vanille's flirting is done, let's get to the next one for Hope.
Hope: Is it a truth or dare?
Deviljho: Dare. You have to propose to one of the girls and see their reaction.
Hope: W-what?
Deviljho: And since I am the author, I chose that you propose to- -insert drumroll here- Fang!
Hope & Light: WHAT!
Deviljho: You heard me. Now Hope, go to Fang, get on your knees, and propose. Don't forget to make it look convincing.
Hope: O-Okay then...
-Hope walks to Fang and gets on his knees-
Hope: Fang, you are the most beautiful and bravest woman I have ever gotten to know, The way I feel around you is indescribable but I know I want to feel this with you forever. –Pulls out a ring in a box- Will you marry men?
Fang: -Happily- Oh Hope! Of course I will, nothing would make me happier that to be the next Mrs. Estheim
-Hope puts the ring on Fang and drive off into the sunset-
Deviljho: Well, it certanly was convincing.
Light: Get. Them. Back. Here. NOW!
Deviljho: Alright, alright, keep your skirt on.
-Snaps fingers and Fang and Hope are back in the stage.
Deviljho: How was the honeymoon?
-Both blush-
Deviljho: Now to move on to the next set, unfortunately, we only have time for two more questions, beacuse I want to move on to the next set and do something at the end.
Kanna Bismarch
No Yuri or Yaoi? Finally! I was getting tired of those Truth or Dare stories that have yaoi and yuri in them. It's really annyoying... Anyway, here are some things I hope you would use: Hope: I dare Hope to wear a dress and see what kind of reaction he would get from the party. Sazh: Is it true that during the game you had a little crush on Vanille? Fang: I dare Fang to get drunk and do a strip-tease in front of everyone. Snow: I dare Snow to put his hat on Lightning and see what kind of reaction he would get from her. Vanille: I dare Vanille to stop making those annyoying noises for five minutes. Lightning: I dare Lightning to act like a pirate for the whole chapter.
Deviljho: Now we shall do the two for Sazh and Snow. Snow first
Snow: So all I have to do is put my hat on Light?
Deviljho: That's correct.
Snow: Alright...
-Snow slowly sneaks up on Light, who is talking to Hope-
Light: So, did you two do anything?
Hope: Light, for the last time, we just drove off into the sunset
Snow: GOT YOU!
-Snow latches his hat on Light's head-
Light: -Turns to face Snow- What did you do?
Snow: I put my hat on your head.
Light: -Examines her face in the mirror- Hmmm. I like it. I think I'll keep it.
Snow: W-what?
-Light walks off as Snow laments the loss of his hat-
Deviljho: Now Sazh, is it true that you had a little crush on Vanille?
Sazh: WHAT! HELL NO! Not that I'm that Vanille is unattractive, but I'm 40 years old and she's 19 years old, that would just be inappropriate.
Deviljho: You know technically speaking; she is actually 519 years old. So, who is really robbing the cradle here?
Vanille: He's got a point Sazh.
Sazh: Be that as it may, I didn't have a crush on her.
Deviljho: Now to the last set.
Johan07
I took notice that there were a few minor errors you forgot to look at, but other than that I think I might have a few Dares and Truths. Snow - Dare: I dare Snow to do some Algebra problems. (I'm sure that's going to be a big challenge for him. lol) Fang - Truth: Is it true that you treat Vanille better than anyone else in the group? Lightning - Truth: What are your thoughts on Hope? (Be honest) Fang and Lightning - Dare: I dare you both to wear schoolgirl uniforms for the whole chapter.
Deviljho: Okay let us start with Snow.
Snow: Bring it on! I passed basic math in kindergarten, I can take this.
-Audience Sweatdrop-
Hope: And you wonder why we call you an idiot
Snow: What?
Deviljho: Okay Snow, go to the Algebra room to take a four question test. Come back when you think you are done.
Snow: -Fistpumps- Alright, let's do it!
-Leaves to the Algebra room-
Deviljho: While that is going on, we move on to Fang.
Fang: Bring it on you red-eyed freak.
Deviljho: Watch your mouth, Yun. Anyway here it is: Is it true that you treat Vanille better than anyone else in your group?
Fang: Of course, she's my sister, I have to treat her nice.
Sazh: She's not your real sister, Fang
Fang: She's still from Gran Pulse, asshole!
Deviljho: Okay moving on, Lightning!
Light: What is it?
Deviljho: What are your thoughts on Hope, and please be honest.
Light: -blushes- W-well he is one of the few people who get me and don't try to change me so that's one of many things I like about him.
Deviljho: Well, well, well, it looks like the cold hearted solider might have a crush on our resident spellcaster.
Light: S-shut up, I never said anything about liking him!
Hope: -thinking- Light is so cute when she's flustered
-door to the Algebra room opens-
Snow: I'm done!
Deviljho: Okay let's see what you got.
-Snow hands Deviljho the paper-
Deviljho: -sweatdrops- Snow… All you did was draw a picture of an uncolored moogle on the paper over the questions.
Snow: Oh crap! I have to fix that!
-runs back to the Algebra room-
Deviljho: Okay, while Snow goes to fix that, Fang and Light, it's your turn again.
Fang: What?
Light: Just get on with it!
Deviljho: -pulls out two Japanese schoolgirl outfits- You two have to wear these for the rest of this and the next chapter.
Fang: Hell no! I don't do skirts!
Light: I will never wear something that girly in public.
Deviljho: -dark aura pours out from body- Last time I checked, I decide who does what around here. Now put on those uniforms or suffer the CONSEQUENCES!
Fang: -slightly scared- A-alright, keep your pants on.
Light:-Flustered- F-fine I'll put it on.
-Fang and Light grab the uniforms and go to their rooms to change-
Deviljho: -calms down- Okay now lets move on to th-
-door to the Algebra room opens-
Snow: Okay now it's done!
Deviljho: Okay let's see it.
-grabs paper from Snow-
Deviljho: -sweatdrops- H-how is this an improvement over the uncolored moogle?
Snow: -proudly- It's colored in now.
-Audience sweatdrops-
Vanille: Serah, what do you see in him?
Serah: Well let's just say that he has a lot of 'redeeming' qualities.
Deviljho: Sexual innuendos aside, Light! Fang! It's time for you to come out now
-The doors of the two girls open to revel a very embarssed Fang and a fuming Lightning-
Deviljho: Well guys , what do you think?
Snow: Those two don't interest me 'cause I already got a smoking hot wife.
Serah: Oh Snow!
Sazh: I'm not going to say anything on the count of my fear.
Deviljho: Hope, what about you?
Hope: -covering a nose bleed- I-I think you two look so hot in those outfits
Light: -blushing madly- Hope! Don't say those things outload!
Fang: -smirking- Thanks for the complement kid.
Deviljho: Now it's time to move on to Hope
Hope: Bring it on! I can take it!
Deviljho: Glad you said that because Fang is going to be the one tormenting you.
Hope: What!
Fang: What do I gotta do?
Deviljho: Do whatever you want, just tell us about it in the next chapter.
Fang: -smirks like a devil- Okay then, c'mon Hope, we got some 'work' to take care of.
Hope: NOOOOOOOOO!
-Fang drags Hope off into her room-
Deviljho: Now before we end this chapter, I would like to introduce a new character to this show.
Snow: Who is it?
Deviljho: She is the badass, dropkicking Elvaan from the Tavnaznian Stronghold. Please welcome to the stage, Prishe!
-Prishe walks through a curtain-
Prishe: Hello everyone who admires me!
Deviljho: Prishe is now joining the cast so feel free or ask her truths or dares as well.
Prishe: And I will also be a co-host.
Deviljho: That's all the time we have for today folks, so tune in next time for another chapter of-
Audience: FINAL FANTASY XIII TRUTH OR DARE!
Deviljho: Goodnight everyone.
