Final Fantasy XIII Truth or Dare, Chapter:2

-Insert Introduction Music here-

Deviljho: Welcome to another chapter of-

Audience: FINAL FANTASY XIII TRUTH OR DARE!

Light: Where did the audience come from?

Sazh: Forget them, where did this stage come from? Last time we were in here it was whiter than a ghost.

Deviljho: That, my dear Sazh, is one of the many powers of an author.

Vanille: Ha! He called you 'dear'!

Sazh: I'm not your 'dear', kid.

Deviljho: You're right, you don't have any horns. Anyway, I'm surprised, we already have seven sets of Truths and Dares for... –checks list- Snow, Fang, Lightning, Sazh, Vanille and Hope

-Audience Cheers-

Deviljho: Now I will read them to you guys:

Revan Farron

Alright, here we go then.

Snow - Truth: Have you consummated your relationship with Serah yet?

Hope - Dare: Striptease Lightning and see her reaction.

Fang - Truth: What do you look for in a girl or guy?

Vanille - Truth: What's the dirtiest/most vulgar thing you've ever said?

Lightning - Dare: Give Hope a lap dance until he gets a nosebleed.

Sazh - Truth: Did you have a thing for Nabaat?

Hope those are half decent enough.

Deviljho: Alright let's get thing started with Snow.

Snow: Let's have it.

Deviljho: Snow, have you ever consummated your relationship with Serah yet?

Snow: Well... Let's just say that Serah wasn't screaming last night in pain.

Light: -death glare- You're dead once this is all over.

Snow: I regret nothing.

Deviljho: Okay, moving on. Fang, what is it that you look for in a guy or a girl?

Fang: Just to clear this up, I AM NOT A LESBIAN; I don't know why people keep on writing me as one.

Deviljho: Yeah, yeah, just answer the question.

Fang: Well, what I look for in a guy is that he is tough, likes to fight, and has a caring side to him.

Deviljho: Nice to know, moving on to Vanille. What is the most dirtiest/vulgar thing you have ever said to anyone?

Vanille: Well, once when I saw Light being mean to Sazh because his chocobo pecked at her, I called her a Tonberry butt.

Everyone: -Silence-

Vanille: What?

Deviljho: Nothing, nothing. Anyway moving on to Sazh. Did you have a thing for Jihl Nabbat?

Sazh: -blushes- W-Well I wouldn't call it a 'thing', but we did go on a few dates before the L'Cie thing.

Jihl: You say that as if that was the only thing we did.

Sazh: Don't say things like that in front of my son.

Dajh: What does she mean, daddy?

Sazh: I'll tell you when you're older.

Dajh: Aw man...

Deviljho: Okay, now on to the dares, starting with Hope.

Hope: What do I have to do again?

Deviljho: Striptease in front of Lightning and see her reaction.

Hope & Light: WHAT!

Deviljho: Don't worry; you guys will have your privacy. –Shoves both of them in Hope's room.-

-Inside Hope's room-

Hope: ...

Light: ...

Hope: I-I guess I should start then?

Light: Just let's get this over with...

-Hope starts to slowly take off his jacket off his frame while Light watches him-

Hope: -nervously- Y-You like what you see?

Light: -blushes- A little...

-He then takes off his bandana from his neck-

Light: -nose starts to bleed- K-Keep going...

-He then takes off his shirt, revealing his slightly built body-

Light: -grabs Hope and holds him tightly- You are sooooooooo CUTE!

Hope: T-Thanks Light

-Back to the stage-

Vanille: Do you think they're okay?

Deviljho: Knowing Lightning, she probably fainted

Light's voice: You are sooooooooo CUTE!

Deviljho: ...Or not...

-Both come out of Hope's room-

Deviljho: Have fun you two?

-Both blush madly-

Deviljho: Moving on to Hope again.

Hope: Aw c'mon!

Deviljho: Don't worry it's a truth question.

Hope: Alright then.

Deviljho: If you got married to Light, Fang or Vanille. How many kids would you have?

Hope: -blushes- W-Well if it was with Light, I guess I would have two or three, with Fang I would have two and with Vanille, two.

Fang: Well Light, it looks like you're the lucky girl.

Light: Shut up!

Deviljho: Okay, now to the next set:

Jibean

YESH! NO Curved romances! I don't hate on them, I have no problem with them, just I am getting sick of seeing interesting story titles and then seeing FLIGHT or LANILLE on the bottom. Ideas:

Snow: Dare: I dare you to steal Light's gunblade.

Light: Dare: I dare you to be optimistic about everything, like Vanille is.

Fang: Dare: I dare you to football tackle Sazh.

Sazh: Dare: I dare you to throw, instead of shoot, your gun at opponents.

Vanille: Dare: I dare you to flirt with every guy and take note of their reactions.

Hope: I dare you to (fake) propose to one of the girl's to see their reaction (or rejection).

Deviljho: Now moving on to a dare for Snow.

Snow: What is it?

Deviljho: -Whispering- Steal Light's gunblade from her.

Snow: -Sweats- O-Okay.

-Snow slowly starts to appraoch Light from behind while Fang is taking to her-

Fang: -And then I got real pissed and hit him in his man-purse and then I- -stops to look at Snow- Snow, are you trying to grab Light's ass?

Light: WHAT!

Snow: N-N-N-N-NO! I-I w-was suppos-

-Snow was cut off as Light bashed his face in-

Light: That will show him.

Deviljho: Next is a dare for Fang. Football tackle Sazh.

Fang: I don't know what football is.

Deviljho: Think of it like Blitzball, but on land.

Fang: Oh, that being the case... Hey Sazh!

Sazh: Yeah?

Fang: Think fast!

Sazh: Wha-? –Gets tackled by Fang and hits his head on the floor-

Sazh: -Grabs head in pain- Damn it Fang! What in the hell was that for?

Fang: Dare.

Sazh: Oh...

Fang: Yeah...

Deviljho: Good job Fang, next is Vanille, so you guys go back to your rooms for a minute.

Guys: Okay. –Leaves the stage-

Deviljho: Vanille, your dare is to flirt with all three of the guys and see their reactions. Sounds good?

Vanille: -Blushes- W-Well I'm not that much of a flirt, but I'll do it...

-Vanille enters Snow's room-

Snow: Oh hey Vanille, What's up?

Vanille: Oh nothing, just came to see what a big strong hero does in his free time.

Snow: Uh... What?

Vanille: -Locks her arms with Snow's left one- Ohhhh! You're sooooo strong.

Snow:-Starts sweating- Uh... Vanille, I'm a married man, I can't do this sort of thing.

Vanille: Oh, okay then. –Leaves the room-

Snow... What just happened?

-Vanille enters Sazh's room-

Vanille: Heeeeey! Sazh!

Sazh: Hey Vanille.

Vanille: Did I ever tell you how strong you are?

Sazh: Uh... No... Where is this comin from exactly?

Vanille: Oh I just thought that you could use a bit more 'attention', if you know what I mean.

Jihl's voice: Mr. Katzroy, I'm ready!

Sazh:...

Vanille:... I-Is she in your b-bathroom?

Sazh: Y-yeah...

Vanille: I-I'm just gonna go...

Sazh: Yeah you do that...

-Vanille leaves the room-

Vanille: That. Was. Awkward.

-Vanille knocks on Hope's door-

Vanille: Hey Hope, can I come in?

-Loud thumping noises-

Light's voice: O-Ohhhh! Hope! That feels so good!

Vanille: OH SHOOT! –Runs away-

-Hope opens the door to his room fully clothed-

Hope: What was that?

Light: Probably nothing, come on get back to massaging my shoulders

Hope: Okay.

-Everyone comes back to the stage-

Deviljho: Now that all the strangeness of Vanille's flirting is done, let's get to the next one for Hope.

Hope: Is it a truth or dare?

Deviljho: Dare. You have to propose to one of the girls and see their reaction.

Hope: W-what?

Deviljho: And since I am the author, I chose that you propose to- -insert drumroll here- Fang!

Hope & Light: WHAT!

Deviljho: You heard me. Now Hope, go to Fang, get on your knees, and propose. Don't forget to make it look convincing.

Hope: O-Okay then...

-Hope walks to Fang and gets on his knees-

Hope: Fang, you are the most beautiful and bravest woman I have ever gotten to know, The way I feel around you is indescribable but I know I want to feel this with you forever. –Pulls out a ring in a box- Will you marry men?

Fang: -Happily- Oh Hope! Of course I will, nothing would make me happier that to be the next Mrs. Estheim

-Hope puts the ring on Fang and drive off into the sunset-

Deviljho: Well, it certanly was convincing.

Light: Get. Them. Back. Here. NOW!

Deviljho: Alright, alright, keep your skirt on.

-Snaps fingers and Fang and Hope are back in the stage.

Deviljho: How was the honeymoon?

-Both blush-

Deviljho: Now to move on to the next set, unfortunately, we only have time for two more questions, beacuse I want to move on to the next set and do something at the end.

Kanna Bismarch

No Yuri or Yaoi? Finally! I was getting tired of those Truth or Dare stories that have yaoi and yuri in them. It's really annyoying...

Anyway, here are some things I hope you would use:

Hope: I dare Hope to wear a dress and see what kind of reaction he would get from the party.

Sazh: Is it true that during the game you had a little crush on Vanille?

Fang: I dare Fang to get drunk and do a strip-tease in front of everyone.

Snow: I dare Snow to put his hat on Lightning and see what kind of reaction he would get from her.

Vanille: I dare Vanille to stop making those annyoying noises for five minutes.

Lightning: I dare Lightning to act like a pirate for the whole chapter.

Deviljho: Now we shall do the two for Sazh and Snow. Snow first

Snow: So all I have to do is put my hat on Light?

Deviljho: That's correct.

Snow: Alright...

-Snow slowly sneaks up on Light, who is talking to Hope-

Light: So, did you two do anything?

Hope: Light, for the last time, we just drove off into the sunset

Snow: GOT YOU!

-Snow latches his hat on Light's head-

Light: -Turns to face Snow- What did you do?

Snow: I put my hat on your head.

Light: -Examines her face in the mirror- Hmmm. I like it. I think I'll keep it.

Snow: W-what?

-Light walks off as Snow laments the loss of his hat-

Deviljho: Now Sazh, is it true that you had a little crush on Vanille?

Sazh: WHAT! HELL NO! Not that I'm that Vanille is unattractive, but I'm 40 years old and she's 19 years old, that would just be inappropriate.

Deviljho: You know technically speaking; she is actually 519 years old. So, who is really robbing the cradle here?

Vanille: He's got a point Sazh.

Sazh: Be that as it may, I didn't have a crush on her.

Deviljho: Now to the last set.

Johan07

I took notice that there were a few minor errors you forgot to look at, but other than that I think I might have a few Dares and Truths.

Snow - Dare: I dare Snow to do some Algebra problems. (I'm sure that's going to be a big challenge for him. lol)

Fang - Truth: Is it true that you treat Vanille better than anyone else in the group?

Lightning - Truth: What are your thoughts on Hope? (Be honest)

Fang and Lightning - Dare: I dare you both to wear schoolgirl uniforms for the whole chapter.

Deviljho: Okay let us start with Snow.

Snow: Bring it on! I passed basic math in kindergarten, I can take this.

-Audience Sweatdrop-

Hope: And you wonder why we call you an idiot

Snow: What?

Deviljho: Okay Snow, go to the Algebra room to take a four question test. Come back when you think you are done.

Snow: -Fistpumps- Alright, let's do it!

-Leaves to the Algebra room-

Deviljho: While that is going on, we move on to Fang.

Fang: Bring it on you red-eyed freak.

Deviljho: Watch your mouth, Yun. Anyway here it is: Is it true that you treat Vanille better than anyone else in your group?

Fang: Of course, she's my sister, I have to treat her nice.

Sazh: She's not your real sister, Fang

Fang: She's still from Gran Pulse, asshole!

Deviljho: Okay moving on, Lightning!

Light: What is it?

Deviljho: What are your thoughts on Hope, and please be honest.

Light: -blushes- W-well he is one of the few people who get me and don't try to change me so that's one of many things I like about him.

Deviljho: Well, well, well, it looks like the cold hearted solider might have a crush on our resident spellcaster.

Light: S-shut up, I never said anything about liking him!

Hope: -thinking- Light is so cute when she's flustered

-door to the Algebra room opens-

Snow: I'm done!

Deviljho: Okay let's see what you got.

-Snow hands Deviljho the paper-

Deviljho: -sweatdrops- Snow… All you did was draw a picture of an uncolored moogle on the paper over the questions.

Snow: Oh crap! I have to fix that!

-runs back to the Algebra room-

Deviljho: Okay, while Snow goes to fix that, Fang and Light, it's your turn again.

Fang: What?

Light: Just get on with it!

Deviljho: -pulls out two Japanese schoolgirl outfits- You two have to wear these for the rest of this and the next chapter.

Fang: Hell no! I don't do skirts!

Light: I will never wear something that girly in public.

Deviljho: -dark aura pours out from body- Last time I checked, I decide who does what around here. Now put on those uniforms or suffer the CONSEQUENCES!

Fang: -slightly scared- A-alright, keep your pants on.

Light:-Flustered- F-fine I'll put it on.

-Fang and Light grab the uniforms and go to their rooms to change-

Deviljho: -calms down- Okay now lets move on to th-

-door to the Algebra room opens-

Snow: Okay now it's done!

Deviljho: Okay let's see it.

-grabs paper from Snow-

Deviljho: -sweatdrops- H-how is this an improvement over the uncolored moogle?

Snow: -proudly- It's colored in now.

-Audience sweatdrops-

Vanille: Serah, what do you see in him?

Serah: Well let's just say that he has a lot of 'redeeming' qualities.

Deviljho: Sexual innuendos aside, Light! Fang! It's time for you to come out now

-The doors of the two girls open to revel a very embarssed Fang and a fuming Lightning-

Deviljho: Well guys , what do you think?

Snow: Those two don't interest me 'cause I already got a smoking hot wife.

Serah: Oh Snow!

Sazh: I'm not going to say anything on the count of my fear.

Deviljho: Hope, what about you?

Hope: -covering a nose bleed- I-I think you two look so hot in those outfits

Light: -blushing madly- Hope! Don't say those things outload!

Fang: -smirking- Thanks for the complement kid.

Deviljho: Now it's time to move on to Hope

Hope: Bring it on! I can take it!

Deviljho: Glad you said that because Fang is going to be the one tormenting you.

Hope: What!

Fang: What do I gotta do?

Deviljho: Do whatever you want, just tell us about it in the next chapter.

Fang: -smirks like a devil- Okay then, c'mon Hope, we got some 'work' to take care of.

Hope: NOOOOOOOOO!

-Fang drags Hope off into her room-

Deviljho: Now before we end this chapter, I would like to introduce a new character to this show.

Snow: Who is it?

Deviljho: She is the badass, dropkicking Elvaan from the Tavnaznian Stronghold. Please welcome to the stage, Prishe!

-Prishe walks through a curtain-

Prishe: Hello everyone who admires me!

Deviljho: Prishe is now joining the cast so feel free or ask her truths or dares as well.

Prishe: And I will also be a co-host.

Deviljho: That's all the time we have for today folks, so tune in next time for another chapter of-

Audience: FINAL FANTASY XIII TRUTH OR DARE!

Deviljho: Goodnight everyone.