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Italics are thoughts
Bold is for release commands.
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Byakuya was rather pleased with Rukia's decision. Retsu might not have been Byakuya's first choice. In fact, his first choice would have been to forego this entire thing and pretend it never even happened. in fact, Byakuya was actually very skilled at forgetting things when he wanted to. However, Byakuya would be lying if he said the two of them did not get along. They were both apart of the same clubs(With the exception of the SWA), they both took their duties seriously, and they had similar hobbies.
They spent the evening as Retsu dictated, something Byakuya had no real issue with. They had dinner at a small but elegant restaurant by the 4th division, enjoyed a walk through the Seireitei, and even took care of a small hollow problem in the Rukongai.
It was a relaxing evening, and throughout everything, the two captains talked as old friends would. It was surprising to find so much common ground with the 4th division Captain, but Byakuya was not one to question luck.
The pair returned to the 4th Division to have discussed politics, their respective division's, books, and even poetry. Rukia certainly made a good choice, and Byakuya could only hope that the rest of the dates went half as well.
However, Byakuya knew his luck, and he was working under the impression that Nemu would want to dissect him, and Rangiku would want to rob him. That was an issue he would deal with at a later time, for now, Byakuya was content to enjoy himself.
"Byakuya," Retsu said, interrupting Byakuya's musings. The two agreed it would be best to address each other by their fits names throughout their date. " Would you perhaps like to take part in a friendly spar" The Captain of Squad 4 offered, a sweet smile on her face. She wore her standard shihakusho and braid, just foregoing the Captain Haori. Similar to Byakuya's own apparel.
Byakuya thought for a moment, he couldn't remember ever actually seeing the captain of the 4th division fight. Throughout his time as a captain, retsu would always stay back and heal the wounded, never involving herself on the front lines. However, Byakuya certainly remembered the obvious fear that Ukitake and Kyoraku had regarding Unohana. She was reportedly one of the more powerful captains, only weaker than the Head Captain himself.
After a moment, Byakuya decided it was her night, and he would forego caution for the time being. They would do whatever she wished, even if that meant a friendly spar.
"If that is your desire Retsu, I see no reason why not." Byakuya said, standing tall and placing a hand on the hilt of his blade.
Byakuya wasn't quite expecting the giddy smile he got from the Captain of the 4th. Neither was he expecting her to roughly grab his arm, and drag him off in a flash of shunpo.
When she stopped moving, they arrived at an underground training facility. One of the many training facilities found under the First Division, this specific one was where Byakuya himself took the Captaincy Proficiency Test.
Byakuya smiled as he recalled the memory, and turned to face Retsu. He looked at the kind captains back as she fiddle with her braid. Byakuya resisted the urge to walk over and assist her, deciding it would be a bit inappropriate.
Even if they were on a date, Byakuya was a gentleman, and would wait until they were properly acquainted before he did anything forward.
Soon her long black hair was cascading down her shoulders, and she turned to face the Captain of the 6th Division with a smile. Her blade already in hand as she walked towards the Kuchiki Lord. A bright smile on her face as she tentatively walked towards her opponent.
"Ready, Byakuya?" Retsu asked in a sing song voice.
"Of course, Retsu." He unsheathed his own blade.
She smiled, and he returned that smile with a small one of his own. Without another word, the two disappeared in a flash of shunpo.
"You've only had 5 near death experience so far Byakkun," Unohana giggled. By near death experiences, she of course meant the number of time Byakuya was knocked unconscious. Of course, Restu would always heal him so they could continue fighting. "Don't tell me your tired already, I didn't think a man of your stature would leave a girl unsatisfied." She giggled again, putting a hand through her raven coloured hair as she did.
Charming
Learning the kind motherly Captain of the 4th division was a sadist was unexpected. Learning she was stronger then him was a tad bit infuriating. Learning that she was also a tease was admittedly a bit arousing, but Byakuya was far more focused on trying not to die to truly care.
Throughout their "spar", Retsu took the time to insult his masculinity at any given opportunity. However, considering he was only still standing because Unohana decided it would be more fun to heal him whenever he passed out, there was little he could do about it. Besides, if Retsu got angry, he highly doubted anyone would ever find his body.
The Million's of blades that made up Byakuya's Bankai were essentially worthless against her. Unohana was able to dodge the blades with a practiced ease. Anytime the blades would get close, she would block his Bankai with kido or her own Shikai. Evidently, a giant stingray could eat a lot of damage. Byakuya had yet to actually hit her, something she would tease him for constantly. Not that he minded, his pride died soon after this fight started anyway. Besides, when she was teasing him she wasn't trying to murder him.
Byakuya felt it was worth mentioning that Retsu Unohana was terrifying with her hair down. She was also stunning and without a doubt one of the most beautiful women Byakuya ever seen in his long life. Still rather scary though.
Sighing, Byakuya had to focus, Retus was standing still, predatory smile etched onto her face. She was baiting him, and considering his lack of options, Byakuya decided he would just try to attack her and hope for the best.
With his hand outstretched, the blades of Senbonzakura Kageyoshi slammed into Retsu's position. However, before they could make contact, Retsu disappeared in a flash of shunpo. The blades followed, and like a dancer, Retsu moved through the blades with grace and poise. The blades never once even close to hitting her.
She was getting closer, and despite his best attempts, Byakuya's Bankai refused to catch up to to the 4th Division Captain. She was closing in on him fast. He tapped into strength he wasn't aware he possessed, and the blades began to catch up to her. The blades rushed past her now, and like he did in the past, he encircled his foe with the power that was Senbonzakura Kageyoshi.
She then disappeared in a flash of shunpo so fast that Byakuya Couldn't follow her with his eyes.
Byakuya was completely unaware of her location, he tried to sense her reiatsu, but to no avail.
It's not like her to hide, where could she have possibly gone?, Byakuya wondered.
Retsu Unohana decided that was good as time as any to make her entrance. Appearing right in front of the Captain of Squad 6, she smiled, and gave the stunned lord a small smile. Her soft lips made contact with Byakuya's cheek as she gave him a small kiss, her warm breath tickling his ear as she pulled back.
"I understand now, you have an area around you that prevents the blades from your Bankai getting too close. So that means the Blades can harm you as well, doesn't it?" Retsu asked, her hands gripping Byakuya's shihakusho. She pulled him closer, her lips inches from his own, then she smiled.
Retsu stabbed her zanpaktou through Byakuya, burying the blade to the hilt in the Kuchiki lord.
"You should never let your guard down Byakkun," Retsu smirked.
Byakuya gasped in pain.
"You make such cute noises when you're in pain Byakkun," Unohana smiled, before taking her sword out of the Kuchiki lord.
Byakuya took a step back, almost falling as he did, but was grabbed by Retsu. Retsu brought the half conscious noble lord to her lips, kissing him with such passion that Byakuya briefly forgot they were in a fight.
Her hands slid down his shihakusho and pulled him close, her lips soft against his own, and her tongue gently wrestled for dominance with the young lord as he returned the kiss. She moaned as they explored each other's mouths. They broke apart breathless, she dotted his jawline with a series of quick kisses.
"Well at least there's one way you can satisfy a women Byakkun," Retsu whispered into his ear, warm breath tickling him. The signs of his arousal were evident, and she looked at the tent in has hakama with approval. Once again firm hands were grabbing Byakuya, Retsu brought him closer, pressing their warm bodies against each other, the length of his cock pressed against her.
Then without warning she threw Byakuya into the waiting blades of his own Bankai.
Retsu's laughter rang in his ears as Byakuya fell threw the swirling vortex that was Senbonzakura. The kuchiki lord was torn to shreds as he couldn't quite move his blades away fast enough.
I bet dying would be great about now.
Hitting the ground after falling through what was essentially a cheese grater, Byakuya decided that Ukitake and Kyoraku were right. Unohana was an exquisite creature that could probably kill a man in thousand different ways without the use of her sword. Byakuya also came to the conclusion that he in fact owed Ichigo and Renji an apology. His Bankai was the stuff of nightmares, and he almost felt bad for attacking them with it.
Almost being the operative word.
Ignoring the hole in his abdomen, thanking all the gods nothing vital was hit, Byakuya examined his wounds. There were burn marks from her kido, a stab wound from when she literally stabbed him in the back, and his own Zanpakuto made it seem like Byakuya went through a blender.
Retsu sang soothing tune as she stepped closer to the Kuchiki lord. Her blade made a scraping sound against the stone floor, giving Retsu the appearance of a genuine demon.
Once again, Retsu disappeared in a flash of shunpo.
Her foot slammed into Byakuya's chest as she stood above him. A smile on her face that reeked of sadism. "Byakkun's hurt" Retsu said in mock sympathy." Her foot resting on his chest pinning him down. He lacked the strength to push himself back up, and Unohana seemed truly please with his discomfort.
She lowered herself atop him, straddling his waist, and rocking gently back and forth. Retsu felt his cock harden against her as she rested atop his erect member. She traced the outline of Byakuya's cock with her free hand, both surprised and pleased with his size. He was longer and thicker then she was expecting, and she felt a familiar wetness between her thighs as her imagination took hold.
Retsu began using Kido to heal the Captain under her.
"You're going to need you strength for what I have planned." She explained, trying to answer a yet to be asked question. Seeing the Noble below her had nothing to add, she continued. "Nothing to say Byakkun, come on now, are you giving up on are friendly spar?" She teased. "Maybe some kido? A hado Number 96 would be really effective right now?" Her face lowering so they were inches apart."Maybe you can beg , then we can stop fighting?Maybe you can even beg me to do something else?" The chaste kiss she pressed against his lips implied she had something in mind. "Doesn't that sound fun?." She loosened her Shihakusho, revealing the pale flesh of her cleavage.
"I have only one thing to say" Byakuya said, looking into the women's lust filled eyes.
"Oh do tell?"
"Senkei Senbonzakura Kageyoshi" Byakuya said. The blood on the ground(all Byakuya's) turned to reishi as Unohana looked at him curiously, the blades of Byakuya's Senbonzakura Kageyoshi dissolved as well.
The pair were surrounded by 4 rotating columns of swords. The total display containing thousands of blades, each individual blade containing a hundred times the cutting power of Byakuya's standard zanpaktou. Thousands of swords, a vibrant display, and the true power of Byakuya's Bankai. Retsu was slightly amused.
Looking around curiously, the captain of the 4th leaned back still straddling Byakuya. Examining her new location she eyed Byakuya with confusion. "Were you giving us privacy? I can assure you no one ever comes down here." Retsu smirked, emphasizing her point by allowing her fingers to brush against Byakuya's cock again.
Without saying a word, Byakuya summoned two swords which came downwards to impale Unohana, who blocked them both almost lazily, amusement in her eyes. Obviously, near death experiences were her favorite form of foreplay. However, Retsu missed the third blade in Byakuya's hand.
Byakuya struck with his sword, slicing Unohana from shoulder to hip with his zanpaktou. Flashing away, Retsu looked down at the blood on the floor in front of her, her blood on the floor. A look of utter surprise on her face, this was the first time she's been cut in hundreds of years.
Standing up on unsteady feet, Byakuya looked at Unohana wearily.
"I offer to fuck you, and you try to kill me?" Retsu asked, her smile disappearing for the moment. She looked genuinely pissed, and Byakuya opened his mouth to defend his decision. Then the realization hit that he had made a grievous error in judgement, and nothing to blame but his pride.
"You did the same, did you not?"
There was a moment of utter silence, during which Retsu opened and closed her mouth several times. Words unable to formulate as she struggled to understand if Byakuya was stupid or just extremely kinky. She hoped for the latter, but had a sneaking suspicion it was the former.
Then she started to laugh loudly, and the largest smile Byakuya ever saw appeared on her face. Comparable to Rukia when he got her that Rabbit or Yachiru pretty much every moment of her existence.
Am i going to die here? Byakuya thought to himself, because there was exactly one person who had survived seeing a pissed off Retsu Unohana, and Byakuya was nowhere near as powerful as the Captain Commander.
More maniacal than ever, Retsu spoke, "Byakkun has been holding out on me, what a tease you are.'" Giggling like a schoolgirl, Retsu continued, " I suppose I should stop teasing you as well huh?"
"Retsu, I am forced to request that we need this spar. Unfortunately as it is, I'm sure we can find something far more pleasant to do," Byakuya stated, hoping the previous offer was still on the table.
"Oh Byakkun is nervous, Don't worry, I'll be gentle." Holding her blade out in front of her, she spoke with a cheerful tone in her voice. "You know, I haven't used this in over a thousand years, and I certainly didn't think I'd use it against you today. We should do this again sometime."
"Well I ima.." Byakuya began, only to be cut off.
"Assuming you survive that is."
"..."Opening his mouth to speak, instead Byakuya decided to be quite hopefully not make the situation any worse.
"Bankai, Murder them, Minazuki."
I miss Yoruichi.
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Next Time Byakuya recovers from his injuries and emotional scars. Goes out with Nemu Kurotsuchi, and wonders if he can just break a promise to his sister and pretend none of this ever happened. (Spoiler: He Can't)
This originally ended after Retsu threw Byakuya into his own Bankai, but I decided to keep it going for a bit.
