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So when I was done listening 2 Brokencydr, I realize I had finally made it to PAX East. All dese nerds, omg! Moustaches and glasses everywhere, so grody ewwwwwwww /! As I made my way to da predeterimned loication, all these fat sweaty nerds tried hitting on me!

I know I am a pice
of meat boyz but u can't have me lol srry ^_^. I finally made it to a booth of something called "Rotsupurer", and two people below it named "Slowbiff" and "D-beetus". Man, they did totally sound like complete posrs!

"Yo yo yo this fucking cracker's LP sucks son, this is like true white boy shit, mang!" D-beetus yelled out loud. "I bet his mom didn't love him enough and I hope he dies in a car crash because he's so gay LOL" said Slowbiff.

"What, do you have a problem with gay people you stupdi butthead?!" I yelled at Slowbiff.

"HEIL HITLER" he yelled as he went super sayian Nazi 549 and flew at me with the intensity of a thousand MCR albums. I took out my sword I named "Deicide" (Because God is dum since he doesn't shop at hot topic so he deserves to die like all da posers) and stopped him with the tip of my sword (ew not that you pervert :( )

"Oh no not the legendary sword Dave" Slowbiff said as he was impaled throughput the face (it was a ugly face too lol!?) "Oh no how did yo cracka ass stop my waifu I must kill you now for the glory of all my black brothers and sisters" D-beetus said (He was white wtf is wrong with him). He broke out his AK-52 and began shooting at everyone (killing a lot of poswers thanks Di-betuis!) "He is not dead but you will be dead for trying to make him dead because I don't like it when people try to make people I like dead because being dead is totally the opposite of what I'd like them to be which is alive so dead is not a appropiate situation and ur really gay for trying to make him dead I mean wtf did he did to you you're such a price oh my god I'm crying this is like that episode of family guy modern warefare 2 whenre Peter says no russian oh my god ive been talking for too lon and now you must die because u almost kill my waifu slowbiff!"

He missed every shot and I had to take out my gun Suicune in order to shoot him in da knee (epic meme)

That stopped him and he said "Sorry for trying to kill you but you came at me first and that made me angry"

"I gotta take u guys in for being posers" I said

Slowbiff got up and said "We should listen to this lady/man it is epic win it stops powers with stan

D-bettus responded with ur sucka cracka but I luve u so in order to make defense for you I will give myself up and not be a poster anymore because that will keep you alive ilu bby.

With that, we all went back 2 my office 4 piza and sez

Lol u thought this was the end of the 2nd ch apter ur so gay. (I can say gay shut up I am bi ^/^^^MMMM)

We went back to da office and we all got dressed up and my niga Carl Sagan and I took the posrs out to get some real bitches and some real life drug's.

"So u see, most ladies hate posers like u, slowbiff and d-beetus" I said t them

"But cracker ass honkies love my big genitels" said D-beetus Well then u will be posterr forever d-beetus and there is nothing I can do about it?!" I said to him

"oh :( " he responded.

"j/k I still love u!" I said and then all of us and Carl Sagan laufed.

NOW END OF CHAPTER 2!