Thanks Pliffy for the review. I like the ideas and plan to use some of them. The relationships will be canon (but possibly expanded since most are one episode long). Examples include: The Spanish Infanta, Princess Leia of Hungary, Kate (aka Bob), and Nurse Fletcher-Brown. By the way, the reason I made the Bishop of Bath and Wells the teacher is because there wasn't anyone who seemed much like a teacher in Blackadder so I chose him. Also, I'm going to start calling Edmund, Blackadder. WARNING: I do not own the character's of this show, if I did there would definitely be a remake or continuation. On to the story!
"Sorry kids," Mr. Wells explained, "Just my attempt at being funny… And I was funny! Laugh, LAUGH!" Everyone immediately started laughing the best they could after he said that.
"It's a miracle! I think I've found someone with a smaller brain than yours," Blackadder said to Percy, George, and Baldrick.
"That is a miracle! Wait…" George said.
"Okay, let's see who's here," Mr. Wells said, "Baldrick?"
"Here!" Baldrick exclaimed.
"Funny, there isn't a first name, What's your first name you little twit!?"
"I'm not sure, but I do know my name is Baldrick," Baldrick stated.
"Yes we know, Sod-Off, Baldrick!" The class yelled.
"I'll just mark you as S. Baldrick then…" Mr. Wells mumbled to himself, as he went on down the list, "Edmund… Blackadder or Richard? It says both."
"Blackadder! You fat git…" Blackadder said, mumbling the last part.
"That better not be sass, or I'll whip you until there's no tomorrow! Oh, wait. Whipping is illegal. What a shame. Anyway, Sally Cheapside, Emma Curtis, Kevin Darling, Sophie Elton, Maria Escalosa, Rick Flashheart, Mary Fletcher-Brown, Jane Goodall, Amy Hardwood, Phillip Hawkins, Samuel Johnson, Leia King, Dougal MacAngus, Anthony Melchett, Helen Miggins, Kate Parkhurst, Percy Percy, Simon Pitt Jr, Elizabeth Queen, Walter Raleigh, Harry Richard, Ludwig Schmidt, George St. Barleigh, and Henry Tudor?"
"Here!" The class shouted in reply.
"Good, good," Mr. Wells said, "Well, I'm your homeroom teacher, and I teach geography…"
Let's skip ahead to the end of the day. The middle part is unimportant.
"I'm going home, Uncle Richard," Mr. Richard the 4th said.
"I'll stay here a bit," Mr. Richard the 3rd replied.
"Oh, I can wait if you want," Richard the 4th said.
"No, it's fine." Richard the 3rd said, "I mean, I'm the principal, I can find myself a transport!" Richard the 4th left in his car. Five minutes later, Richard the 3rd left his office and looked around for a vehicle with the keys in it. "Ah, there's a motorcycle with the keys," Richie 3 thought to himself. Whereas Blackadder walked out of the school and looked across the parking lot to see a strange man climbing onto his motorcycle. As he ran towards the man, Blackadder pulled a textbook out of his backpack. "Hey!" Blackadder yelled, "That's my CYCLE!" He then struck the man on the back of the head, knocking him out cold.
"Hmm… Wonder who I knocked out. I can brag to all my friends, and show them I'm even better than them… some more," Blackadder thought to himself as he turned over the unconscious man. "Oh, god it's Uncle Richard, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!" Blackadder screamed. Baldrick then walked out of the school and straight over to Blackadder.
"Ooh, Who'd you knock out? Oh, Richard the 3rd…" Baldrick said once seeing who it was.
"Baldrick! Help me carry the principal to behind the building!" Blackadder commanded as they pulled Richard the 3rd. "Wait, Where's the nametag?" When they walked back around, they saw percy holding up the nametag.
"Oh, Look what I've found!" Percy said.
"Percy!" Blackadder exclaimed, "Give it here!"
"No, It's mine. I will use it to prove that I knocked someone out!"
"And who do you think you knocked out, dare I say?" Blackadder asked sarcastically.
After looking at the nametag, Percy said, "Well, It's the principal actually! Wait… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" They threw the nametag behind the wall, as George walked out of the school, with a strange looking motorcycle sidecar.
"Look what my father had made especially for me and your motorcycle. You just attach it here," George said as he attached it to Blackadder's motorcycle, "See, It has 3 seats! One for me, one for Percy and one even for, um… um… What's your name again, little monkey?"
"Baldrick, sir," Baldrick explained.
"That's it, Tally Ho, BARF BARF!" George retorted annoyingly. They all climbed into the sidecar, and Blackadder hopped on the motorcycle. "Ooh, I can't wait to get home. I've got the newest issue of King and Country waiting at home!" George said excitedly.
"Well, yes, I hope that's all waiting at home," Blackadder said as he, Baldrick, and Percy looked back at the school.
