Several hours passed while Eric lied in bed at Point Place Hospital. His eyes crept open – everything was a blur, he closed them and opened again – a little less blurry. He blinked a few times and his vision came threw and saw two beautiful full breasts wrapped snuggly in a white uniform, from the cleavage of a nurse, dangling in front of his face. He lied there quiet, staring at them.
"Getting a good look, junior?" The nurse asked.
"Uhh … What are you talking about?" Eric trailed.
The nurse stood back on her feet and crossed her arms; she looked like she was in her mid twenties.
"I saw you staring at my breasts." She noted.
"Oh, yeah! That! Yeah, I got I good look." Eric admitted, shamelessly.
"Well, don't get too excited, boy, I was just hanging a picture above your head."
Eric looked up at the picture – a cat hanging on a branch with the words saying, "Hang in there, kitty."
"Yeah." The nurse said, "Anyhow, I'm Nurse Hunkins. You need anything, please HESITATE to ask. Got it?" With that, she began to leave the room.
"Wait!" Eric called, stopping Nurse Hunkins.
"Oh, what is it, kid?"
"I just want to know why I'm here."
"Forman, right? You were brought in her about eight hours ago. Uhhh … yeah. You collapsed from inhaling a lot of smoke." She explained.
"Smoke …?" Repeated Eric, trying to recall last night.
"Yeah." She began to leave the room, stopped and looked to her right, "Oh, and some of your friends are here to see you."
"Oh! Thank you Ms. Honkers! I mean, Hunkins!"
She rolled her eyes and finally escaped. And in comes Kelso, Hyde, and Fez.
"There he is!" Kelso exclaimed, "DOGPILE!"
Kelso and Fez both piled on top of Eric, nearly breaking him in half.
"Hey!" Eric began, "Get off!"
"Not until you say, 'Mercy'!" Kelso replied.
Eric reached up and grabbed Kelso's left nipple and twisted it. He screamed and jumped off, Fez followed.
"Hahahaha! Eric, man, I can't believe what you did!" Hyde mentioned.
"Did what?" Eric asked.
"Dude, you don't remember, man?"
"Remember what?"
"The fire, man! Donna's been talking about it all night." Hyde admitted, cleared his throat and began imitating Donna, "Oh, you should have seen Eric! He was sooooooooooooooo hot! Running around the gym while it was all on fire and stuff! He was moving like The Flash and hopping over flames! It was soooooooooooooooooo dreamy!" He stopped and laughed.
"Oh, yeah. Heheh, well I've been told I move like The Flash."
"Yeah, right." Hyde added, "Wait, man. What happened to your arm?" Hyde asked, pointing at a bandage wrapped around his right arm.
"Huh? Oh! Errr …. I think I got this from a basketball goal when it fell and busted all over the place."
Fez began lunged at Eric – giving him a forceful hug full of apologies.
"Oh, Eric, I am so sorry!" Fez cried, "I did not mean to catch the gym on fire! It was an accident! It's my fault!"
"It's okay …?" Eric replied in shock.
Kelso came over and pulled Fez off.
"Calm down, fella." Kelso said.
"Yeah, Fez." Hyde began, "You may actually have done Forman a favor. I mean, the gym caught on fire, that means Eric got to be the big hero. And chicks dig heroes."
"Yes." Fez agreed, "Like Bond … James Bond!"
Fez mind drifted off as he was being James Bond:
A sports car drove down a street in high speed and ejected a seat that flew to the top of a sky scraper and parachuted down the to roof. Fez escaped the chair and karate chopped a guard and stole his gun. Fez blasted his way through a army of guards and made his way to a room were a woman, well Dona, was hailed hostage by the mastermind.
"Who are you?!" The mastermind asked with fear.
"I am Bond! … Fez Bond!" Fez replied.
Fez Bond shot the man and grabbed Donna. Fez played with his watch and they escaped to the roof, where a helicopter was waiting for them.
"Fez Bond, you are sooooooooooooo dreamy! How may I ever repay you?"
"You can make love to me, all day and all night!" Fez stated.
Donna hugged him and Fez's fantasy was interrupted:
"Fez! Fez!" Eric shouted twice, "That's the stupidest idea I've heard yet."
Kelso joined in, "You think that's a stupid idea? You know what I was thinking when I saw the gym caught on fire? I was thinking I was on the show, right? And the gym catching on fire was a joke. Okay? I was expecting you and Donna to come out and shout 'BURN' to me. You know? And film it and send it all over the world and people will watch it. That would be a good show! You know a show where people burn one another – or mainly celebrity. That's it! I will get a job hosting a show like that – I'll call it Burn'd! Eh, what do you think?"
"… You're right." Eric admitted, "That is the stupidest idea I've heard yet."
"Yes!" Kelso gloated.
"You're still the king." Eric acknowledged.
"So, you're ready to get out of here, man?" Hyde asked, "You're Red's waiting outside."
"Oh no. What's Red going to do?" Eric sighed.
"I don't know. He's seems upset." Hyde said with a smirk.
"Alright, let's get out of here." Eric agreed.
Eric hopped out of the bed, and the group patted him on the back. They walked out of there – to face Red head on.
