Mario: SO- The Fatass ate the pancakes.
Wario: HEY *swallows pankace* DONT CALL ME THAT!
Luigi: Who's going to tell the story?
Boo:Let's see... Enie Menie Miney KIRBY!
Kirby: OK
Mario: Hell no...
Boo: Say something else and so help me I'll...
Kirby: ONCE UPON A F***ING TIME...
Lost (in the Mushroom Kingdom)
Kirby's POV
I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored one day that I summoned
a portal to other dimensions and was going through until I thought...
Maybe I'll bring some food...
-804694287892787438743277528729002 pieces of food later-
It'll be tough, but maybe with this food I'll pull through...the 1st hour.
I ran into the portal and wandered around the spirit room (think about the white room in sonic dimensions) trying to find the mushroom room. I found The Party Room,Race Room,and Sports with the Dragon Quest I saw a very blocky figure with white eyes speeding by
me.
?: *stops and looks at me* (whispers) It's another one, gotta get rid of him.
Me: what the hell!?
?: Shit,Shit!
The thing ran away and I folowed him,leading me into the mushroom room, but as soon as I was in,he was gone.
Shoot, I lost 'im.
What I did not notice was that something was behind me.
?:Hey,have you seen-
Me: *pulls out battleaxe and throws it at him*
?: *Dodges like a boss* Woah, what the F**K man!?
Me:Sorry, reflexes.
?:So you throw a random battleaxe at anyone that suprises you?
Me:Uh...no.
-flasback-
"Cant wait to eat me some cake." Kirby said as he went in his house.
"SUPRISE"
Kirby:*Throws battleaxe at everyone*Oh wait,its my birthday! I forgot.
-flashback over-
?:Do you know where sonic is by any chance?
Me:Why do you need sonic?
?:Because I'm his partner,Tails.
Me:...
Tails:Dont you know who I am?
Me:...
Tails:We were in "Kirby Chaos".
Me:...no,I would of remembered you.
Tails:Screw you. *walks off*
Me:well your nice.
Me:I have to keep going I am running low on food! *looks in bag and finds
about a billion pieces of food*
Me:This is where Mario should be *enters random castle* HOLY SHIT!
There was fire everywhere!On the ceiling,on the floor,on a princess in an orange dress,and
around Mario-and Bowser?I swear,when they start a battle,all they use is FIRE.
Me:What's going on here!?
Mario:Oh hey,hehe,well you see we were battling with fire-only attacks(no shit) annnnnnnnnd
we lit Daisy(the girl whose corpse is burning up as we speak) and-well-she was very
flammable!(Mario always told her to wear anything but pyro's items)This castle is on fire,
yadadadada,and we're stuck.
Me:Oh,ok.*inhales every bit of fire*
Bowser:Thanks,now I can steal-
Mario:*Beats the living shit out of bowser*
Bowser:MY LEG!
Mario:So, are you doing here?
Me:Just got bored so I summoned a portal.I have food we can eat!
Mario:OH IM STARVIN'
So the two ate snacks next to bowser's corpse and lived happily ever after.
Wario: WORST. STORY. EVER.
Mario:Stop being a sour puss-
Luigi:*crying*THAT WAS BEUTIFUL!
Mario:Stop being a suck-up.
Thanks for watching the next chapter of TTOTMK!I'm sorry for not uploading,I had
writers block,or as I like to call it,I was 'attacked by a squid'.So,thanks for watching!
