Mario: SO- The Fatass ate the pancakes.

Wario: HEY *swallows pankace* DONT CALL ME THAT!

Luigi: Who's going to tell the story?

Boo:Let's see... Enie Menie Miney KIRBY!

Kirby: OK

Mario: Hell no...

Boo: Say something else and so help me I'll...

Kirby: ONCE UPON A F***ING TIME...


Lost (in the Mushroom Kingdom)

Kirby's POV

I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored one day that I summoned
a portal to other dimensions and was going through until I thought...

Maybe I'll bring some food...

-804694287892787438743277528729002 pieces of food later-

It'll be tough, but maybe with this food I'll pull through...the 1st hour.


I ran into the portal and wandered around the spirit room (think about the white room in sonic dimensions) trying to find the mushroom room. I found The Party Room,Race Room,and Sports with the Dragon Quest I saw a very blocky figure with white eyes speeding by
me.

?: *stops and looks at me* (whispers) It's another one, gotta get rid of him.

Me: what the hell!?

?: Shit,Shit!

The thing ran away and I folowed him,leading me into the mushroom room, but as soon as I was in,he was gone.

Shoot, I lost 'im.

What I did not notice was that something was behind me.

?:Hey,have you seen-

Me: *pulls out battleaxe and throws it at him*

?: *Dodges like a boss* Woah, what the F**K man!?

Me:Sorry, reflexes.

?:So you throw a random battleaxe at anyone that suprises you?

Me:Uh...no.

-flasback-

"Cant wait to eat me some cake." Kirby said as he went in his house.

"SUPRISE"

Kirby:*Throws battleaxe at everyone*Oh wait,its my birthday! I forgot.

-flashback over-

?:Do you know where sonic is by any chance?

Me:Why do you need sonic?

?:Because I'm his partner,Tails.

Me:...

Tails:Dont you know who I am?

Me:...

Tails:We were in "Kirby Chaos".

Me:...no,I would of remembered you.

Tails:Screw you. *walks off*

Me:well your nice.


Me:I have to keep going I am running low on food! *looks in bag and finds
about a billion pieces of food*


Me:This is where Mario should be *enters random castle* HOLY SHIT!

There was fire everywhere!On the ceiling,on the floor,on a princess in an orange dress,and
around Mario-and Bowser?I swear,when they start a battle,all they use is FIRE.

Me:What's going on here!?

Mario:Oh hey,hehe,well you see we were battling with fire-only attacks(no shit) annnnnnnnnd
we lit Daisy(the girl whose corpse is burning up as we speak) and-well-she was very
flammable!(Mario always told her to wear anything but pyro's items)This castle is on fire,
yadadadada,and we're stuck.

Me:Oh,ok.*inhales every bit of fire*

Bowser:Thanks,now I can steal-

Mario:*Beats the living shit out of bowser*

Bowser:MY LEG!

Mario:So, are you doing here?

Me:Just got bored so I summoned a portal.I have food we can eat!

Mario:OH IM STARVIN'

So the two ate snacks next to bowser's corpse and lived happily ever after.


Wario: WORST. STORY. EVER.

Mario:Stop being a sour puss-

Luigi:*crying*THAT WAS BEUTIFUL!

Mario:Stop being a suck-up.


Thanks for watching the next chapter of TTOTMK!I'm sorry for not uploading,I had
writers block,or as I like to call it,I was 'attacked by a squid'.So,thanks for watching!