Enjoy! I'm so happy today!
I sigh and stretch, and I'm being really shitty to everyone today because I woke up on the wrong side of the bed again today. Let's hope he replied to the message today, or 'Dave's on. That would be the gre~~atest. Hmm? Oh, it's your moirail, Allison Smith. Awesome.
(alluringTitan began pestering crystalChaos at 09:41)
AT: Hey hey!
CC: Hey, Ally.
AT: B00 b00! Did s0me0ne vvake up 0n the vvr0ng side 0f the bed?!
CC: Maybe, but doe§ that even matter?
AT: 0f c0urse it matters, silly! Best friends, remember?
CC: Ye§, of cour§e. I §incerely apologize for my action§, Alli§on.
AT: It's okay~!0h, hey!
AT: I f0und this site that all0vvs y0u t0 send a message t0 Andrevv Hussie himself!
CC: I know. I §tumbled upon it late la§t night.
AT: I asked f0r Nepeta and I think!
AT: I think I asked f0r, uh, vvhat vvas her name!
CC: Well, de§cribe her and I'll tell you her name.
AT: That girl vvith the dark red hair! R0b0t girl?
CC: Ah, I under§tand. Aradia Megido?
AT: Yea! Aradia, I asked f0r Nepeta and Aradia! VVh0 did y0u ask f0r, Ariel?
CC: Who el§e, Ally?
AT: 0kay, I vvalked int0 that 0ne. S0, Dawe, Terezi, and!
AT: VVh0 else?
CC: Dave, Karkat, and Terezi are the main one§ that I reque§ted, but I a§ked for Eridan for A§hly.
AT: Bluh! Stupid Eridan! Nice auspictice y0u f)rmed there, little missy! He he he!
CC: GFDI ALLY
AT: Ha ha ha! Bye!
(alluringTitan ceased pestering crystalChaos at 10:09)
I chuckle, leaning back on the chair, wondering if I'll ever receive a notice that Dave will be shipped to me... I can dream, no? Like a Homestuck character will ever be shipped to me, out of all of the more contributory fans out there...Why would Andrew Hussie choose me...or Allison? Are they even...real people?
You are now Andrew Hussie and you scroll through your Gmail and Tumblr. You find a message from two girls in the United States. They want...Dave, Karkat, Terezi, Eridan-but not preferred, Aradia, and Nepeta... Hmm.
That's...interesting. "Hey, Dave!" You call to the 16 year old sitting on your couch in your living room area, sipping on some apple juice. He looks over the top of the couch at you with an expectant stare.
"How would you like visiting a fan's house for awhile?" You reply to his stare, which makes him smirk and stand, walking up to your computer.
"what so im going to be shipped to a fans house in the middle of egypt and stay with them until you decide to update?" Dave asks you and you reply with a simple nod and a snicker.
"Of course. But, not only you. Karkat and Terezi, maybe Eridan, are going to the house you're going to, and Vriska with Nepeta is going to her friend's house." You say as you look at the addresses they came from and the socialization between them.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU DIDNT ASK US." Karkat said from behind your chair, making you laugh.
"I have no reason. I control you guys. The only reason you guys exist is because I created you, right?" You say to the defiant little children, making them both scowl at you and they both return to watching the football game that's on. You're not good with football so you don't know who they are.
You reply back to both of them saying, I agree to your requests and they shall be at your doorstep in about 3 days. Have fun~!
You snicker and pick up your lovely broom nearby. You walk up to Dave and Karkat who are talking to each without turning to look at each, like normal. Perfect, just perfect. You raise your hands to hit them, and just as you hit upside the head, you hear a familiar voice.
"Oh dear, Andrew...That wasn't very nice now was it?"
I sit on the couch and the doorbell rings. I've been really nervous lately, since I read that letter he sent back to me and I really wanna know if they really are alive and real people. So, when the doorbell rang, I was expecting a different person. Sighing, I saunter over to doorway, preparing my words.
Opening the door I stood in front of, my words leave my thought process. All I'm thinking is, 'WHAT THE FUCK?' I blink at the sight in front of me.
"yo im guessing youre the fan hussie was talking about." The character hums with an ever so present smirk on his face as he kicks one of the boxes which results in an angry shout similar to "FUCKING STRIDER". "youre kinda pretty too not too bright but pretty."
I collect my thoughts and scowl. Taking care of a Homestuck will be harder than it looks...
sure will my little friend.
