A/N: Ok so I do not own House, unfortunately.

"There is no way you can have a steady relationship without ruining it." Wilson said. House rolled his eyes. They were having lunch.

"Yes I am, and you're stupid." House said as he bit into his burger.

"Every relationship you've had, you've ruined. You're self destructive." Wilson said. " You can't even get a girlfriend."

"Again you're a moron." House said. "I already have one."

"Who?" Wilson asked in disbelief.

"My neighbor, Danielle." House said, sipping his soda.


"You did what?!" Danielle said. She was standing in his apartment with him that night. She had invited to him for dinner and it turned into this.

"He put me on the spot, what was I supposed to do?" House said. "Like i said, He put me on spot. Besides you were giving off some fuck me vibes when we're in the elevator." Danielle rolled her eyes and put her hand on her hips. She sighed.

"Ok." She said after a minute of thinking. "This could really work out." She looked up at House. "I'll help you with them if you can help me."

"What?" Said House, his eyes narrowing a bit.

"There's this guy who won't leave me alone. He wants to be with me and doesn't seem to understand the word 'No'." She stopped as her phone went off. "See. Here he is again."

"Give me." House said and took the phone from Danielle before she could respond. He picked it up. "Hello?" He said and waited a second. "No Danielle can not come to the phone right now." He paused for a moment. "She's examining my penis." He ended the call and tossed the phone to Danielle. "If he calls again let me know." There was a knock at House's door.

"I'm gonna check dinner." Danielle Said. House limped to the Door as Danielle went off. He opened the door just to have Wilson and Cuddy Walk in.

"House,"Wilson Said "We need to talk to you."

"Wilson told me about your conversation. And what you are doing," Cuddy said. "dragging your neighbor into all this, It isn't fair to her."

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