Why 'ello 'ello, what do we 'ave here? A bit of fanfic readers, interested in the story? Well then my friends, read on, read on. Oh and by the way, if this chapter seems rushed or bitchy, thats because my pick to win in March Madness (MSU) got beat BY FRICKING NUMBER 15 MIDDLE TENNESSEE WTF MSU, YOU WERE NUMBER 2 THNX FOR RUINING MY DREAMS. FUCK YOU. okay that rant is done. Enjoy the chapter :D

*whispers* Hey, btw, I dont own squat. Rick owns all the people except for any OC's.

Percy POV

After that statement by Zeus, I almost laughed. Key word: almost. It seemed that Andrew had gotten his fathers completely bratty attitude. The only thing that made me mad was now I couldn't go and kick Andrew's butt or big daddy Zeus was gonna get mad. Oh boy. Finally, Zeus stood up and said "Now that the problem has been observed and resolved, this meeting is adjourned." He quickly flashed off Olympus, after looking nervously at Hera. Hephaestus stood up and grouchily said to me "Come on boy, lets get you a weapon. Meet me at my forge at Mt. St. Helen's." He flashed off to the forges, and I was about to follow with my wings, when Apollo walked up to me before I could leave. "Um, hey Percy, good luck to you okay? And good luck with the ladies." He winked at me before walking off. I wondered why he would go out of his way to say that. I walked outside of the room and spread my wings. It was still awkward as hell to use them, but not in a bad way. It simply felt like I was using muscles I hadn't used in awhile. I spread my wings and flapped them a few times, just to warm myself up, when a voice behind me called out. "Percy!"

I turned around and saw that it was Aphrodite. "Oh yeah, I have to talk to her before I go cause she's gonna be my new boss." I bowed to her. "Hello Lady Aphrodite."

She looked at me, then smiled. "Oh your wings look just great! Alright so I need to give you my blessing to that your Angel of Broken Heart powers will start to work. I'll do it quickly so that you dont keep my husband waiting. He can get grumpy when people are late." She reached into her Gucci bag she had with her and pulled out a...perfume bottle? Seeing my confused look she smiled at me and said "Its magic perfume hon, it will give you your powers. Now keep still. " And with that she brought the bottle up, and gave me a good squirt in the face with this pink mist. It smelled like roses, and perfume, and lipstick, and shoes, and all the Macy stores in the world. I gagged a little at the total girlishness of it. Then suddenly, my heart throbbed. Hard. It felt like I had a mini gremlin in my chest beating on my heart with a sledge hammer. I fell to the ground with a groan, clutching my chest. And for some reason, I knew exactly why I hurt. A girl in the Bronx had just had her boyfriend of 2 years break up with her. He had kicked her out of his apartment after bringing home some blonde from a bar. She was crying and heartbroken. But that was only one. The rest hit me like a tidal wave of emotions. All across America and even the world, kids and adults were getting their heart broken and I knew about each one and why. It was hard, all the rage and grief and pain and anger kept rolling through my body. Then it began to subside to a small background noise in my head. I still knew they were there, and knew all the people getting their hearts broken, but it didn't hurt. Just made me sad, thats all. I got to my knees, then stood up groaning. Aphrodite looked at me with a bit of concern and said another look in her eyes. I didn't know what but it made me slightly nervous. My wings flapped nervously. She looked at me, then blinked a few times and finally said "Well Percy, y-you can go know. The feeling you just had was lus - I mean, you felt all the broken hearts in the world because of your powers. You can help them if you want, console them, or make it worse. Thats, thats it for know."

"Umm, thank you my lady. I'll be going know." And with that I pushed my wings down hard, and shot into the sky, heading for Mt. St. Helens.

At first it was surprising how fast I could go with these wings. I mean it took three flaps for me to get to Ohio from NYC. I kept flying and after about 15 seconds, saw Mt. St. Helens before me, looking considerably better than the last time I was here. I wondered if it would blow up again after I went there. I saw a small thing on the side of the mountain that looked like a helicopter pad. Standing on it, I could see was Hephaestus, who was waving at me. I came down to the landing and landed in front of Hephaestus. He looked at me. "Took your time kid." he said gruffly. "Your wife held me up on Mt. Olympus." He grunted at this, then waved to follow me into his mountain. "Follow me, and we'll see if I can get you a weapon." I followed him into the mountain where it opened up into the same forge that I had destroyed last time. "I rebuilt this, after the whole deal a few years ago. Its been my best forge so far." I could believe that. It was huge, and there were weapons and chunks of metal everywhere. Iron, steel, copper, Celestial Bronze, Imperial Gold, Stygian iron, silver, gold and a ton others I couldn't recognize. He began shifting around through a big pile of weapons. He picked up a spear, looked at me, then at it, muttered something under his breath and threw it away. He did the same thing with two swords, a knife, three axes, a bow, another spear, and a large club. He kept doing this for at least another hour. Being ADHD, I got bored and started to wander around, looking at his projects. As I was passing on of his work stations, I saw something on the top.

It was a handle, but it was small and curved, definitely not the kind for a Greek weapon. I picked it up, and as it came out from under all the junk, I saw that it was a pistol in its holster, which was attached to its belt, which in turn was attached to another holster with another pistol. The pistol made me curios so I pulled it out. Hephaestus was still messing around with the weapons pile. As I pulled it out, I could see this wasn't your ordinary pistol. For one, it wasn't modern, but fashioned after the old six-shot revolvers that cowboys would use and such. Only this pistol was very different. It had three barrels, for one, and the barrels were made out of celestial bronze. It had a bunch of gears on it, and two small tube vents coming from the barrel, into the hilt, and out the bottom of the hilt. The hilt itself was made out of a dark wood, and engraved with celestial bronze. I heard a cough behind me and turned to see Hephaestus right there behind me. "I see you found my prototype pistols. I've been working on those for awhile, and they;re finished, but I dont have anyone to test them out. Them pistols, they're magic. They fire celestial bronze bullets, to it can kills monsters, and also they're enchanted to magically reload every time you fire, and the bullets aren't affected by wind, or distance. You can shoot a bullet straight and it will keep going forever until it hits something. But anyway, I think I found you the right weapon."

He held up two small, single bladed axes. They were simple, but looked strong, and I felt that they could definitely do some damage. But they just looked wrong for me. They looked to light, and I had never fought with two weapons before. The pistol, which i was still holding, just felt right. "With all due respect Lord Hephaestus, I don't think the axes would be right for me. I would like to use these pistols. Let me be the tester to use these. They just...feel good in my hands."

Hephaestus looked me over, then at the pistols. "You know what boy, you might be right. I'll let you use them. And I have a set of robes for you that my wife sent."

I followed him into a back room. On the wall hung a long black robe. A set of other clothes were by it. It was there was a blue t-shirt, jeans, and combat boots. The robe itself was awesome though. Midnight black, it had holes in it for my wings, a large hood to hide my face, a good amount of pockets, and the entire robe had silver lining the entire thing. I loved it. I changed into the clothes and was surprised to find that when the hood came down, it could be used as a lower face mask, and the material was warm when it got cold, and cool when it was warm. It always stayed the perfect temperature. I buckled the holsters and belt around my waist, over the robe. I pushed my wings out of the holes in the back. Hephaestus looked at me before saying "Well boy, thats all I can do for you. If the pistols need repairing, or you need a new weapon, come see me. Good luck." And with that he walked to the forge. After saying goodbye, I walked out of the mountain, spread my wings and took off. I needed to get to camp, since I was the *ugh* guardian. I took my time this time, sometimes floating, doing stunts in the air, flying through a flock of ducks, doing steep dives, then coming up right before I hit the ground. I neared New York, and I thought ahead to what the campers would do when I came back. Then I grinned. Oh, I could have so much fun before I told them who I was. Camp Half-Blood, here I come.

There! Finally! The new chapter is up! Let the church bells ring! The pigs are flying and Satan's wearing a parka! Hooray! Alright guys, sorry that this chapter was so late in the making, but I might have another chapter of my other story out soon too. (Ya'll should go read it) Alrighty guys, thanks for reading. Farewell, and remember! I will always update late! Tis a fact of life. Unless I am rewarded for not doing so. I do except bribes. *hint hint* Bye!

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