Chapter 1

Team 7 happily heads off on their mission. As they reached the tower, Naruto stares at it unbelievingly of its height. Kakshi then uses his Raikiri to destroy the door and they all go inside. What lay before them should have made them faint but they had strong wills.

"So.. many.. stairs.." Naruto muttered as they began climbing up the 1001 floors. When they reached the door, Kakashi immediately used his Raikiri to try and destroy the door again. However, to no avail, the door had a seal which caused the Raikiri to bounce back and push Kakashi off the edge. To save himself, he grabbed Sasuke. To save Sasuke, Sakura grabbed his arm. To save Sakura, Naruto held onto the door and Sakura's arm. (poor Naruto)

Through a window on the wall nearby, a crow flew by, cawing. Naruto let go of the door's handle, pointing at the crow, "Look guys! A crow!" Naruto's feet slip, "oh damn.." and they all fall down the tower.

"You idiot!!!" Sakura whacks Naruto on the head, after which they restart climbing the tower. On reaching the top, they were careful not to hit the door. They tried to open the door but no avail. When they sat there panting, Sasuke walks towards the door, turns the handle and pushes. The door creaks and opens. Naruto and Sakura smile sheepishly at Sasuke and get up. Kakashi praises Sasuke and they all go inside. Naruto accidently slams the door behind them.

They see a bed with a damsel sleeping in it, blanket covering up to her face, her hair hanging over the edge. They look at the damsel queerly for a moment before Kakashi steps forward.

"Dear lady, we have come here to rescue you from the tower. Erm, are you even awake..?" Kakashi asked before the damsel suddenly got up. Much to everyone's shock, the damsel had a beard.

"Oh, hi! I was waiting for someone to save me for a while now.. That must be you. So, which one of you are going to kiss me? I'm a guy so, Could you kiss me?" asks Sakura.

"Eew!! Hell no!!! Don't come near me you pedophile!!" Sakura screams.

"I'm not a pedophile!! Geez.. modern girls are so.."

"What??"

" erm nothing.. Just get me outa here.. wait a minute!! I have hair!!"

Kakashi, Naurto and Sakura, "???"

"Of course you have hair idiot" Sasuke said annoyingly.

The man, who is the same guy from the prologue, Jiraiya's mom's little brother, gets out of the bed and heads towards the window.

Naruto curiously asks him, "Hey, old man, what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to jump out the window!! I have the power to fly now!!!"

Team 7 stares at old man weirdly.

"Don't be absurd," Kakashi yells, "Stop him!!" Team 7 heads for the window but, the old man jumps out using his hair as a parachute screaming…

"I should have done this years ago!!!" cackling like an old hag.

Team 7 looks out the window with a quizzical expression on their faces. The man after reaching the ground, runs towards the sunset, minutes later, dying of heart-attack.

"Oh well… Let's get outta here" Kakashi says, heading towards the door, turning the handle. His face turns pale.. "Oh crap.."

"What is it, Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura inquired.

"He said 'oh crap'.." Naruto muttered, "I have a bad feeling about this.."

"Well.. we're locked in." Kakashi begins. Everyone stare at him longingly. "Don't worry. I'm sure Tsunade-sama will realise that we've been gone to long and send another team to come and rescue us~" Kakashi smiles "Besides, we'll survive as long as we have this!!" holds up 'Icha Icha Paradise'. Everyone drops dead. " I brought all the volumes~" Kakashi sits on the sofa and begins to read.

Meanwhile back in Konoha…

"What's taking them so long??"

"erm, don't worry, Tsunade-sama, they'll be back" Shizune says, hesitating.

"Damn those idiots.. I don't have hope that they'll be coming back for a while…" Tsunade grumbles. Jiraiya walks into the office and laughs.

"Hey Tsunade, Shizune! I saw Kakashi bring all of the volumes of 'icha icha' with him!!" saying that, he smirks and laughs heartily. Tsunade goes into depression.

"That's it! Call in Team 10! I'm sending them to bring back that pineapple-head!" Tsunade orders, exasperated. Moments later, Team 10 set off on their rescue mission, unaware of the curse of the tower.

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Note: Thx for commenting!~ Oh and, in the prologue, the little boy called Jiraiya's mom, Nee-chan cuz they were siblings playing husband and wife. The tower is really tall with spiral stairs and no handles which is why Kakashi 'fell over the edge'. Pls tell me if the spelling of Kakashi's storybooks are wrong. We're doing this on a daily basis. Thanks!!~ =D