Sorry about the slow update... but u know wat evs
after two days of throwing tantrums, several minutes of crying from the commercial, ten minutes of breaking things, and many hours of fanfiction, my parents finally got me the movie, and i watched it four days in a row.
also thanks Superloudean for letting me borrow your character, so if anyone wants to know about Pikachu, read Pikachu Assemble, totally funny story i might add
so without further ado
chapter 2 (rhyming unintended)
I do not own the Avengers, but that would be cool, and i dont own Pikachu, superloudean owns her
Enjoy
-Hanstrantdgw-
Chapter 2: The Only Time Tony Can Be Serious...
"Ahaha! Tony you crack me up!" I said rolling in the grass laughing really hard,
"Jessica I'm being serious." he said in a stern voice I never heard before, and he never calls me Jessica,
"Oh my god this is serious." I said quickly getting up and brushing the grass off of my pants,
"Fury sent us here to retrieve you and Anthony."
"Anthony is on vacation in Ireland so you're stuck with just me."
"I could come along." Jennifer said,
"Yeah, Jenn. knows how to fight... not like a girl."
"I don't know, Fury would be mad..."
"That hasn't stopped you before." I said, Jennifer and I wrapping our arms around each other in a hug, "C'mon Tony, pwease." We both did puppy dog pout,
"Fine but Fury won't be too pleased."
"YAY!" we both started jumping up and down like idiots.
We were sitting in the conference room waiting for Fury, "Wow this is cool." Jennifer said jumping around in her seat,
"Jennifer calm yourself."
"Alright." she said.
The doors opened and in walked Fury and, "PIKA!" Tony and I shouted at the same time, she death glared at Tony and only Tony,
"Great to see you guys too." she said taking a seat next to me,
"Oh, Pika this is my cousin Agent Rodriguez... Or Jennifer, she's fine with either one."
"Hello Agent Rodriguez, I'm Agent-"
"Pikachu, her name is Pikachu." Tony cut her off,
"Yeah, just call me Pikachu, everyone does." She mumbled,
"Agent Parker what is the meaning of this?" Fury asked gesturing towards Jennifer,
"She's filling in for Anthony because he's on vacation."
"Ok whatever, nice to see you again Agent Rodriguez."
"You too Director Fury."
"I've called you all here on one important matter, Loki is back."
"And where Loki is Thor is sure to follow." Pika mumbled resting her hand on her chin,
"We have no reports of Thors presence-"
"Yet." I said,
"Right, we have no report on his whereabouts so I want Stark and Banner to report to the lab immediately."
"Yes sir." they said at the same time and left the room,
"What do you want the rest of us to do?" Natasha asked,
"Be prepared, you'll never know what he has planned for us."
Jennifer and I walked around the Helicarrier at least four or five times, "... So that is why we put eyeliner on first." I said, "I never thought about it that way." she said.
I turned around and smacked my face into something hard, "Ow."
"Sorry."
Uhh do inanimate objects talk? I took a step back, "It's ok Steve, I wasn't watching where I was going."
"She never does." Jennifer said laughing, he laughed too,
"I should get going, you two should get to know each other." I said walking away.
I turned down a corridor and ran into another wall, "OW!" I said grabbing my nose and stepped back, this wall was much harder,
"Sorry Agent Parker that was my fault."
I noticed that voice instantly, "Oh no Agent Barton it was totally my fault, I wasn't watching where I was going, I'm clumsy like that."
he laughed which made me blush uncontrollably, curse my emotions, "Wanna go for a walk?" he asked,
"Uh sure." I said walking next to him,
"That cousin of yours, what does she do?"
"She's good at hand to hand combat, and shes good with a gun."
"I see."
"She's worked with SHIELD before, big world crisis a couple years ago."
"I remember that, you were so young then."
"Yeah."
We talked through more hallways past some Agents when I ran into another solid wall, this one seemed all too familiar, "UGH!" I said grabbing my nose and stepping back again, "That's the third time I did that today."
"Maybe you should wear a helmet." Anthony said laughing,
"I thought you were on vacation."
"Yeah I came home early and Fury somehow knew... you didn't tell him did you?"
"No."
"I'll let you two talk." Barton said walking away, "You didn't come home early, Fury made you come here didn't he?"
"Well..."
"DAMMIT! Why can't he learn to leave you alone."
"Jessica." he said grabbing my hands and pulling me into his chest, "Calm down, it's no big deal." he tightened his arms around me, "You have some anger management issues Jess."
"I don't like when people bother you when you're gone... It s rude."
he laughed, "You would think it would bother me more than you but apparently not."
"Hey guys report to the lab, Banner and I found something big to show you." Tony said sounding a little bit excited.
Anthony and I walked in the lab, Jennifer and Steve were already there, and the others walked in behind us. Banner and Tony were standing by a monitor, "What is it Stark?" I asked,
"We found where Loki is."
"And..."
"We believe he's out for revenge on us."
"I don't see what Loki could do to get revenge...we can just take him down again." I said rubbing my chin,
"I'm just surprised Thor hasn't showed up yet." Tony said looking at one of the monitors,
"I don't want him here." Pika said crossing her arms,
"C'mon Pika play nice." Tony said with a smile.
The helicarrier started shaking, "W-what's happening?" I asked falling to my knees. The lights went out and it felt like an earthquake, a giant shock went through my body and I screamed out in pain wishing it would all be over.
I opened my eyes and the lights were back on, I groaned and put my hand on the counter and pulled myself up, "Everyone ok?" I asked standing up,
"Yeah but I feel funny." Anthony said getting up,
"Me too." Jennifer said rubbing her head.
There was something rubbing against the inside of my lips, I pulled out my makeup mirror and opened it, almost immediately dropped it at what I saw, "OH MY GOD WE'RE 10!"
Aha i nearly died of laughter thinking of the idea of 10 year old avengers
superloudean thought it was funny
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