A/N Hello my readers! :3 I am happy to say this IS indeed the second chapter of 'Family Feuds!' :3 Also Sarah/ Potatoes-Are-Not-For-Sex I read my sister your chapter and she said you are a brilliant writer! I am happy to be working with you! Anyways I will shut up now! Here is the second chapter of Family Feuds:

Third Person Pov:

The ballroom shimmered with beauty as rows and rows of tables and chairs were placed on the side, sheer curtains hung from the ceiling and a huge chandelier hung from the ceiling with glistening crystals that dropped over the guest heads. Guest gracefully walked across the ballroom. Everyone moved in sync to the music like a musical. Phil nervously fiddled with his fingers, as his mother and father entered the room. Everyone stopped and turned their attention to the couple. His mother had lovely brown hair that stopped at her shoulders. Her eyes were a lovely color of blue, where his father was completely different. His father had striking black hair and also had stunning blue eyes.

'Hello everyone, I have all invited you to help us celebrate our son's 26th birthday!' His mother happily sung. Everyone smiled and began clapping. Phil hid behind Martin slightly, but Martin had started walking down to help serve the food and had purposely left Phil. Phil huffed angrily and turned back to his mother.

'Yes! Now let's dance!' His father's voice boomed across the guest. The guest began cheering and all walked to the ballroom. Phil sighed and walked down the stairs. He passed everyone and thanked everyone for coming.

Dan Pov:

'But mom! I thought you and dad hated them!' I yelled in protest and my mum shoved a suit towards me. She waved her hand off and told me it was their son's birthday. I sighed angrily and ran off towards my room. I sat on my king-sized bed and looked around my room. It was plastered with posters of bands and things I enjoyed life Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Muse. I smiled at the thought of getting out of this hell-hole one day. I always hated this house. I remembered when my mum told me she met a very rich man, and he wanted to marry her. I first told her that was great until I found out I had to leave my home town. I remember being dragged away and my best friend clinging to my hand as we were both torn apart.

'Lilly…' I said. I remembered her bright blue eyes that would make anyone look twice. Her blonde hair was always in a ponytail and she always told me that life was too short to not enjoy it. I remember telling her how we were going to live in a small house on the hills. She always said she hated cleaning and didn't like being alone. I told her I would always be by her side, we were inseparable. Our mums got along great too. They were always there for us and we were always there for them. They were there for us when Dad died and we were there for them when their daughter Mary died. Until my mum met him.

My maid had just entered the room and sighed, I guess she had saw my sorrow. I really missed Lilly but my mum said this was our new life and I couldn't change anything about it. I sighed plopping back and shoved a pillow in my face.

'Come on Daniel! You have to get ready for the party! I heard Elizabeth will be there!' My maid said trying to get me out of bed. I stood up when I heard the name Elizabeth. Elizabeth was my 'fiancée'. We both just joke about it and she reminds me of Lilly. I kind of have a crush on her and only my maid knows. I threw the pillow at her playfully. She smiled and laughed, her black hair getting in her face. She tucked it back in and threw me the suit. I sighed and got up and went into the bathroom. Elizabeth had brown roots but her hair was blonde. Her hair reached down to her mid-back but she always kept it in two pigtails that reached to her elbows. Her eyes were a hazel color and she always wore those big- cupcake dresses. She always had a tiny pink bonnet on top of her head and no matter what season she always wore sheer gloves that covered her delicate fingers and reached a little higher than her elbows.

I smiled slightly and started putting on my tuxedo and soon I was ready to go. I walked out and saw my father. We both glared at each other and walked the opposite directions. My mother came out and smiled. She wore a blue dress that had complimented her figure but still left space for the baby. Yes you heard me right, my mum is about 9 months pregnant. My father said it was a surprise for the gender and even they didn't know what they were going to name 'it'. My father wore a plain-black tuxedo and a bow tie.

'Come on now, let's get into the limo! We want to be fashionably late, but no too late!' he laughed and so did my mother. I sighed and walked out with them. We soon arrived to the huge mansion and they opened the golden gates. Our driver drove down the driveway and we saw the gigantic fountain that stood in the middle. Two path-ways split around it, and water gushed out of the fountain as the goddess of law stood in the middle. She had a bandana made of silver and held out a balance beam with two golden plates. The rest of her was made out of marble and granite. My father scoffed and passed it, while my mother stared at it with amazement. I just sighed and grabbed my mother's arm dragging her away.

'Hello! Welcome to our home! Please make yourself at home!' The sound of Mr. Lester's voice boomed through the silent garden. My mother thanked him and slowly made her way up the stairs. I just waved my hand politely and walked in, my father just nodded his head and walked in. The ballroom was gigantic. Everything was beautifully placed and everyone was either dancing or having a conversation. My mother shoved me playfully and I smirked, walking off towards the tables of food. I saw Elizabeth talking with one of her 'friends' aka someone who just wants unlimited shopping trips for life. I just sighed and walked towards her.

'Oh hello Dan! Meet Samantha!' Liz sang, gesturing towards her flushed friend. Her friend shyly waved and excused herself, winking at Liz. We both busted into laughter when her 'friend' was out of ear-shot.

'So….What brings you here?' Liz asked. I sighed and pointed towards my mum and dad. She laughed and patted the sit next to her. We both just started talking about our crazy parents. That's something that I like about Liz, she's confident and has a great sense of humor. If I was forced to marry someone, I am glad it was her… That sounded really weird… Never mind…

'Have you seen the son of the Lester family?' She asked. I shook my head and she gasped, grabbing my hand and dragging me away. The thing about Liz is…I don't really see her as a mother…I mean she is great but she seems to be enjoying her life and I don't want to burden on her with a living breathing child of hell. I also never really had felt a spark with anyone, you know the one they always talk about in movies? Yep I haven't had that yet. She stopped and looked over at me.

'That's him!' She whispered secretly. I stared at somewhere else. Until she said….

'Come on! Let's go introduce ourselves.' She piped up. I stared at her like she was insane.

'What?' I asked a little loudly, but no one heard us over the music and chatting.

'Dan! Were you even listening?!' She cried. I sighed and nodded. We walked over and Liz nudged me to get his attention, but then I shoved her back and mouthed her to do it! She pushed me back and hit her fist against her palm, warning me if I didn't she would punch me. I sighed and looked up but then saw a pair of crystal blue eyes staring back at us. I jumped a bit, Liz froze and then ran off. I yelled at her, but then found out she was nowhere to be seen.

'Um…Hi I am Daniel, but I prefer you call me Dan.' I said shyly. He smiled slightly and held out his hand, I stared at his hand for a while, he laughed awkwardly and put his hand down.

'Hi I am Phillip, but I would like for you to call me Phil, please...' He said blushing slightly. I smiled back at him.

'So you're the famous Phil, I keep hearing about?' I asked.

'I am famous?' Phil asked, his crystal blue eyes widening slightly, making them more visible and….prettier…Did I just say that? No I didn't! You heard nothing.

'Apparently in my family.' I huffed. He laughed, and grinned. He pulled back a piece of hair and tucked it behind his hair.

'Well it was nice to meet you Daniel!' Phil sung. I flinched at the sound of my full name. I shoved him playfully and he shoved me back. He held out his hand and that time I took it. I shivered at the contact, even though it was just a hand-shake. He walked away and waved his hand. Suddenly Liz popped back up.

'So…How did it go?' Liz asked curiously.

'I don't know….But Liz…I think I am questioning my sexuality.' I said out loud. She just stared at me confusingly and tilted her head.

A/N D: Sorry this was longer then it was supposed to be D: I just really wanted to put this in! :3 anyways hope you're not too mad at me :P ok BAI PLEASE REVIEW :3 YOU WILL GET COOKIES IF YOU REVIEW!- PHZ

'There are some wars we fight and some we don't….This is the fighting kind.' Does anyone not adore the intro to fan wars on the Dan and Phil radio show? No just me?