"Yeah, we've seen you around." The two old bullies smirked. "You're Marty and Jennifer McFly's kids, aren't you? You're Marlene and Marty Junior!"

"What?" asked Marty.

"Must be tough having similar names to a complete milkface!" laughed Gumette.

"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Jennifer.

"Hello, anybody home?" asked Biff, pounding Marty's head while Gumette grinned devilishly. "Think, McFlys, think. Your old man, Mr. Loser!" said Biff.

"I happen to know that neither George McFly or Danny Parker are losers!" said Marty.

"We're not talking about George McFly, we're taking about his kid, who married Danny Parker's kid. Parker's not a loser! I mean, your old man, Marty McFly Senior! And his wife, Jennifer, is just as bad. They took their lives, and flushed them completely down the toilet!" said Gumette.

"We did?" asked Marty and Jennifer. "We mean, they did?" It was then that a younger Gumette and Biff walked in. "Granny!" shouted young Gumette.

"Gramps!" shouted young Biff. "Our cars aren't waxed or washed!"

"We just did the job last week!" shouted Biff.

"With your eyes closed!" said young Gumette.

Marty had to ask. "Are you related to Biff and Gumette?"

"Hello? Anybody home? Think, McFlys! What did you think, Griff and Bumette just call us Gramps and Granny for their health?" asked Gumette, pounding her cane on Marty's head.

"They're Griff and Bumette?" asked Jennifer.

"Think, Marlene!" shouted Gumette, banging her cane on Jennifer's head.

"Ouch!" thought both Marty and Jennifer.

"Marlene, McFly, I want you to stay in here!" said Griff, as he, Biff, Gumette, and Bumette left. It was then that two boys asked, "How do you play this game?" Jennifer walked over to them, and saw they were playing "Wild Gunman." She'd played it with Marty so much, she was a crack shot at it. "I'll show you, kids." said Jennifer. "I can sure play it!" She grabbed the toy guns, and shot at the screen.

"You have to use your hands?" asked one boy.

"That's such a silly toy! Motion-sensing games are all the rage now!" said the other. As "Crack Shot" appeared on the screen, Jennifer saw herself walk into the café. Well, it wasn't her- due to the blue eyes and messy blonde hair, not to mention her clothes being 3 sizes to big and the Champion brand of glasses on her face. There was only one person it could be- Marlene, her future daughter. Jennifer ducked behind the counter, and watched. "Pepsi, French Fries, cheeseburgers, chicken nuggets, and a garden salad, please." said Marlene in a very meek voice, akin to Lorraine's voice in 1955. Marty also gasped. "Jennifer, where'd you come from?" asked Marty. "I thought you went behind the counter."

"Wha-what do you mean, MJ? I just, um, got here." said Marlene. It was then that Marty realized his mistake. Why, this wasn't Jennifer at all, but Marlene, his own daughter!

"Just, ah, messing with you, Marlie. Look, it's Griff and Bumette." said Marty.

"Marlene, McFly, did you not stay in here like we asked?" asked Griff.

"Hey, Bumette, good friends, how's life?" asked Marlene.

"Marty Junior and Marlene, how about tonight's opportunity?" asked Bumette.

"We don't really know, Griff, we need to discuss it with our parents first." said Marlene.

Jennifer gasped in horror, "She's a complete wimp!"

"Your parents?" asked the gang, laughing maniacally. "They're losers!"

"What's wrong, Marlene? You got no back bones?" asked Spike, Bumette's best friend. She jabbed Marlene in the back with her long, sharp fingernails, pinched her, and threw her over the counter. "Wrong answer, Marlene!" shouted the entire gang. "What's your answer, McFly?"

"The answer's NO, Griff and Bumette." said Marty.

"No!?" asked Griff, and Bumette, dumbfounded.

"Are you deaf and dumb? He said no, and so do I!" yelled Jennifer, jumping over the counter and pushing Bumette, while Marty pushed Griff. "Well, when did you guys get so physical?" asked Griff.

"Griff, what's that?" asked Marty, preparing to punch him. However, Griff was to smart for that trick. He grabbed Marty's hand, making an evil, torturing smile, akin to the one Biff made when choking Jennifer and George. Jennifer couldn't let that happen again, so she jumped on Griff's back, and kicked Bumette down. "You leave my boy- brother alone!" shouted Jennifer. Marty followed her example, and the two of them knocked Griff down as well, and ran outside, only to see Marty Junior just around the corner. It was then that Gumette and Biff rose, and prepared to chase Marty and Jennifer. Fortunately, the two of them knew exactly what to do. They ran over to two little girls on strange skateboards, and asked to borrow them. "They're called hoverboards." said one girl. Marty and Jennifer took the hoverboards, and got into the duck pond. However, the bullies showed up with their set of Mega- Ultra-Extreme Hoverboards. They chased Marty and Jennifer. "Those boards don't work on water unless you've got power!" shouted Whitey, the Asian gang member. Fortunately, Marty and Jennifer had power. They propelled the fantastic boards gracefully, like miniature motorboats. Suddenly, the Mega-Ultra-Extreme Hoverboard dropped Bumette. This was because she'd gotten a text on her cell phone, and needed to look at it, causing her to fall off the hoverboard while it was in motion. She caused a huge splash that soaked Spike, causing her to fall off of the hoverboard as well. Griff got distracted by the sight of two Marty Juniors and two Marlenes. Since both of their leaders had fallen off, Data and Whitey shot out of control, crashing into the wall of the courthouse mall. Marty and Jennifer ran off the scene. Marlene and Marty Junior got curious, so they followed their future parents, who had gone to the other side of the courthouse where Marty and Jennifer ran into an old man. "Save the clocktower!" shouted the man. "Lightning struck it 30 years ago! So, why don't you pay a 'hundred dollar credit card for ol' Terry, huh?"

"Sorry, Terry, but we have no credit cards." said Marty. "New York Mets Lose Super-Bowl Play-Offs to Miami?" he read off of a billboard. "Whoa."

"I know. I wish I could go back in time, and put some money on the Marlins." said Terry.

"A Miami-based team- what did you say?" asked Marty.

"I said, " I wish I could go back in time and put some money on the Marlins. Who would have thought a Miami team would win?" asked Terry.

This gave Marty an idea. "Jennifer, would you go back and tell Doc where I am? There's this really cool sports almanac I need to buy, so I can make bets for the next 15 years." said Marty. Jennifer did as she was told. Once Marty had bought the almanac, Marlene and Marty Junior walked up to Marty. "Why do you look just like my brother?" asked Marlene.

"Well, see, I'm your father. I time-traveled here to save your lives. See this newspaper?" asked Marty. His kids gasped in shock, "We were about to be arrested?"

"Yep.'' said Marty, as the headline changed to read, Gang Goes To Jail! Hoverboard Rampage Ruins Duck Pond! Gang Leaders Insist They Were "Drowned By Some Stupid Nerds." "Wow, looks like you succeeded at your mission, Dad!" said Marty Junior, fascinated. "Marlene thought you were some gambler intent on stealing my life!" Marlene elbowed him, and Marty Junior chuckled, "Just joking. You want to check out our house?"

"Maybe later. I need to show my girlfriend this book!" said Marty. He went back over to Jennifer and Doc. "Hey, Doc. So, all heck broke lose, our daughter showed up." said Marty.

"Darn!" said Doc. "Since I used it on Marty Junior, Marlene wasn't able to stay out for the whole twenty minutes! Did you succeed?" Marty showed him the revised headline. Doc used his binocular camera card to photograph the scene of the bullies getting hauled away. "Yes! Since this hoverboard incident has now occurred, Griff and Bumette now go to jail! It didn't go as I planned, but we still accomplished our goal! Wait- Marty, did you really buy that almanac?" asked Doc.

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Biff and Gumette were chatting inside the very building Doc was talking to Marty and Jennifer outside of. "I never did like those Baines'." said Gumette. "Lorraine got my dream life, and my guy. I have to call her "Mrs. McFly" and kiss her butt."

"I know how you feel, Gummy." said Biff. "Listen to what they're saying outside!"

"Marty, I didn't invent the time machine for financial gain, I invented it to explore the pitfalls and the possibilities, where we're going, and why!" said Doc.

"Doc Brown invented a time machine!" said Biff. "I'll be right back, Gummy." Biff walked outside, and knocked out Doc. Marty and Jennifer called for Marty Junior and Marlene to come help. Biff decided to play a trick on them. He got behind garbage can, and made a garbage outfit, wig, glasses, and beard. He altered his voice, and said, "Hello, children. I am a doctor, and I can help your friend. Allow me. Please back up." Biff used fake doctor supplies, and faked, "It seems he has suffered a heart attack. Please hurry along, we'll see if he has any life left." He managed to convince them, and was glad the almanac was in Doc's possession. Biff had made Marty and Jennifer leave with their kids in the DeLorean. He woke Doc up, hailed a taxi, and called to Gumette, "Gummy! We need to follow that DeLorean." Gumette got in as well. "Step on it, Fred." said Biff, and with that, the taxi flew onto the skyway, speeding away. They left Doc, alone and confused. "Where's the almanac and DeLorean?" asked Doc, shocked. He took out a futuristic telephone, and called, "Hello? I'd like to report a stolen 1981 DeLorean DMC-12 sports car. It's silver, license plate "OUTATIME", great condition, contains experimental gadgetry including glowing tubes shaped like a Y. Please return to 1646 Bill Clinton Drive if found."