Author's Note: I love writing stories entirely comprised of just dialogue. Which is funny because I used to hate writing it. Title comes from my favorite movie, The Princess Bride. Enjoy! Reviews are awesome!

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.

"Shouldn't you be in the Romance section?"

"I'm sorry, excuse me?"

"It's just, you don't seem like the type of girl who would choose to read anything from the Classics section."

"Contrary to popular belief, not all women enjoy reading those trashy romance novels. Some of us prefer an actual plot."

"Are you telling me that you purposely picked up The Canterbury Tales and 1984?"

"Well, you got me, Chaucer is for a class, but Orwell was my own choosing. I happen to love the classics, or most anything really."

"But not Romance?"

"Well, good Romance. Unfortunately that's hard to find amongst the Fifty Shades of Gray and Twilights of the Literary world. And for the record, they're the same thing."

"Really?"

"You didn't know that? Yeah, apparently, Christian Gray was originally Edward Cullen, and the whole thing was fanfiction. Horrifying really."

"That is pretty horrifying. So what exactly counts as "good Romance?"

"Well, stories that go beyond the Romance. Take The Princess Bride for example. It's has adventure, sword fights, and a ton of wit. A good romance is where you find yourself rooting for the other characters too."

"I see what you mean. And you said you're in school?"

"Yes, senior year of college here at NYU. Apparently I needed another English credit, which my advisor forgot to inform me of until the last possible moment."

"What are you majoring in? English I assume."

"No, actually I'm a theater major. Primarily focusing on voice."

"So you sing, ah, you're one of those Broadway people."

"I guess you could say that. But unlike many of them, I'm willing to go down other avenues as well. Although, between you and me, I really want Broadway more."

"You know I still don't know your name."

"Rachel, Rachel Berry. And what might yours be?"

"Finn Hudson."

"So Mr. Hudson, do you work here or is this where you pick up girls?"

"Okay you got me. My best friend Puck swore it worked. Find a girl, bring her over to the romance section, woo her."

"And you listened to this "Puck?" I'll just be going now."

"For the record all of it went out the window the moment I saw you."

"And that corny pick up line?"

"I had to get you to talk to me, somehow. It worked though didn't it?"

"Yeah, I guess it did."

"So, would you like to get coffee sometime?"

"Actually I have a better idea. Here, read this, when you're done, call me."

"The Princess Bride?"

"I did tell you it was the perfect romance."

"You did, didn't you."

"Well, this has been fun, but I must be going, The Handmaid's Tale won't read itself."

"I'll call you tomorrow! Wait I don't have your number."

"You'll have to read to find it. I look forward to hearing from you. See you later Finn Hudson."

He watched as she walked out of the bookstore, bell ringing on the door. Plopping himself into an over sized chair he begin.

AN/2: This one has potential for a part two. Look for it!