'Sup...Wunderkind4006 reporting for duty *salutes* So my boy Isildur got a lil sumfin' sumfin' to say about interferin' elves! In saying that I think he is rather deluded...you can judge for yourselves? This my subtle code...review...please...and thank you! *grins*

Oh and...I own nothing...unfortunately...if I did I wouldn't be here, I'd be spending my millions in an island that I would fashion to look like middle earth. And I would fill it with the guys who acted in lotr's and the hobbit and basically have the time of my life. But I don't own any of it...all hail Professor Tolkien!

Dear Diary;

Elrond is a pouncy git! No really…he is completely not talking to me because I ignored him and kept my ring. Yes, MY ring…mine…my own! I have no idea what he is talking about when he says that I am 'obsessed' with it. I am not obsessed, I just appreciate finely crafted, exquisitely beautiful, mesmerizingly powerful, lusciously golden, wonderfully precious…ahem…see? not obsessed.

So I have decided, because I am King and King's get to decide things and everyone just has to like it…okay Elrond? You pointy eared jerk! Anyways, I have decided that I am going to keep this precious ring of mine as a sort of heirloom. Yup, I think I deserve it. After all, I fought for it and Dad too…poor Dad, may he rest in peace…so I think he would agree that this is our spoils of war.

I mean, what is the worst that could happen, eh? The excessive armour clad, power hungry lunatic is just a puff of smoke now…doubt he can cause anymore havoc without working limbs. *chortles* he doesn't even have a finger to display this marvelous piece of excellent jewellery on. Thanks to me…Bahaha best of luck picking your ugly great nose now, you great big freak!

Utter shame to destroy such a beautiful ring anyway, especially when it suits me so well.

I am sooo going to be the greatest King ever with this little nugget! Everyone will be so happy I kept it…and I will totes win that wager with Elrond. Oh I am so made!

King Isildur the Magnificent (ooo sounds memorable…yes I like this title)