Chelkar lok out teh window as the shuttle fly across teh station, he look down 2 see that his lho stick pack was almost out, but he saw that he still had like 2 left so he take on and msmoke it anyway (he never rly smoke b4 but i think he gettin addicted!)

"Pilot, how far are we from teh rendevoo" said chhelkar

"Its a me a pilot! We will a be there soon!" said the pilot

"What the fuck" said chelkar "How come u soud liek papi"

"Because!" said the pilot "I AM CRYPTOS"

"oh no" said chelkar as the pilot reach back to attack him because he was cryptos

"Heh its a nothing personel, kid!" said the pilot

But chelkar was 2 kwik 4him! and he punch the pilot rite in his gabber m8, but then the pilot was unconscious and it was up 2 chelkar to fly the ship

"Heh, good think i got teh shuttle craft skill" said chelkar as he roll the d100

*99*

"Oh fuck" said chelkar as the shuttlecraft take a nose dive into a courtyard

as teh plane crash, chelkar woke up with a START and take out his stun baton and wack the pilot so the cryptos would die

"heh, have a nice nap kid" said chelkar to the pilot as he walk out of the wreckage, surprise 2 him, he was close to the rendevoo point that was on his note

"Now where is this guy" said chelkar

"Heh, u sure no how 2 make an entrance" said someone behind him

chelkar GHASP and turn around "Who are you" he said

"Heh, my names not important" said the man as he take out a lho stick (just like chelkar's brand!) and begin 2 smoke it

"Oh wow you smoke huff & puffs 2!" said chelkar "I think we gona be frend" he said as he realise that like nobody in the whole fucking universe smoke huff an puff (he wonderhow they were still in buiseness)

"Well, usee" said the man "I think you need a little help w/ ur case" said the man

"Oh how did u kno that" said chelkar

"Because" said the man as he pull out a package "take this, it will help"

"Oh, ok" said chelkar as he take it and put it away "thanks"

"Heh, its nothin" said the guy as he walk away

"But wait who are you"

"Neither enemy nor friend, just call me, blowjob"

"Thats fuken disgustin" said chelkar

"heh" said the guy as he walk away "we'll be in touch"

chelkar look down at his thing and ponder what it cud be, he open it 2 see it was a voxtape! what cud be on it!?

Chelkar go back to the wreckage of his shuttle to use its voxtape player (it still work ok stfu) to see what was on the voxtape, little did he kno as he put it in he was gona be in for a litle surprise!

chelkar obserf the fotage as teh pict screen come to life w/ static and scary effect filters.

he saw that rwby was there! sittin in her apartment room and she wus cleanin her wepon, croissant rose, alone when sudenli there wus a phone call from somebode

ruby pick up phone an answer it an a familar voice was on the other end

"helo this s weis," said wise

"oh thank goodness its u" she replid "i thot it was gona b that guy leaving me misterious threatinin messages again!"

"haha ya that guy sure is a real creeper aint he" the white-hair woman said "btw i got of work early 2day and im swingin buy ur place for a brake. u down for anything darlin?"

but somethin was suspicious bout dat. chelkar sat dat teh footage recordin date was from EMperor's day and nobodi even worked dat day! (not even strom but that didnt stop him from goin )

now let me in plz im cold and hungry and i need to advance teh plot

Also feed me!

"okay:

and so when rwby hard weis knock on teh door she open it up!

litle did she kno this wud be da last thing she cud do 4 her...

rwby was flabberaghasted. at what she saw

weis was wearin jinco jeans and 2 purple earins as well as leather gloves nd an ivox player wit 9 inch nail playin in teh bavckground!

she grined with eveil as she stare at rwby

"psh..." she said, as she grip a blood soak chainsaw in her hand and rev it

"nothin personel, kid."

rwby let out a cry of shock as suddenli

she got tore limb from limb

The footage then cut 2 static

"What the fuck, that little bitch!" scream chelkar as he realise that there was some1 behind him

"u kno 2 much" said the voice

"Who the fuck are you oh no" said chelkar as hturn around and se weiss

"I knew teh wolf wud be bad news, but he'll die soon enough, after u!" said weiss as she level Mirtenastr to poke his chest w/ it

"Oh no dont hurt me haha jk bitch" said chelkar as he suckle punch weiss, they begin grappin eachoter as teh fite 4 the revoler thing ensue, luckily chelkar was good at doin stuff so he grappled weiss goodly and use that distraction to grab teh weapon!

"Heh, nothin personel k-" said chelkar as the weapons zap him super bad

"heh, did u rly think u cud use my weapon against ME" said the white bitch as she take the wweapon from him "Now it is time for me to kill, and its time 4 u to die"

'But, why did u kill rwby!' exclaim chelkar "u loved her! u wer like best friends and junk!"

"Friends?" cackled the white whore, "dont be stupid, how could i be friends with someone like HER, can u imagine someone who is expected to succeed a power line, who can never have fun or friends, meanwhile someone like rwby has real friends and real love! and no wory of power, i cud not let dis bitch be happy while i was sufferin so i kil her, now even tho i sufrin she is ded, it was nothin persnel"

'It was completely personeL!" said chelkar "You stupid bitch! now u messed w/ teh bull and u gona get the horns!" said chelkar as he give the signal to his pilot who just came out of unconciousness

The pilot shoot weiss in the face and weiss screech in TEROR as she jump into he air and run away, but she forgot mirtemolester and chelkar laugh as he stand up and watch weis run into the alleyways

"Sir!" said the pilot as he snap a quick salute to chelkar but chelkar bein the cool bro tier officer he is told the guy at ease, "u did good son" said chelkar "u gona get lots of leave for dis"

"Sir, perhaps I could be paid in something other than grox pockets"

Chelkar smile "Okay, very well, but dont tell no one else about dis one ok?"

The pilot smile and flash another salute "yes sir!"

And so, pilot Jenkins was the first employee under Alek Chelkar to receive payment in a form other than sexual favors or grox pockets, truley a day to remember!

Chelkar go back to the station office to go talk to the leader of the staion again whos name i forgot already its been like 2 weeks sincei wrote a chapter dont judge me

Chelkar sit the tape down on the guys desk "look buddy i solved ur mistry, it was weiss who killed rwby, gibe demoney boss".

The man sit there for a moment b4 saying "gud job chelkar, u solved teh mistry of who kill rwby, but u still have not closed teh case!"

"R u fuken srs" said chelkar "But I found out who kill rwby!"

"I know" said the guy, but u stil gota bring her to justice!

"u r pisin me off m80, if you dont give me at least another 1/4 of that payment then we gona be spoilin for a fite!"

"Okay, i will give u another 1/4, but u wont see the rest of the moneys until u kill that white bitch!"

"He said WHAT!? Exclaimed Strom, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

"i kno rite like what te fuck" said chelkar "He shud give us all the money, not just 1/2"

"No I mean are you serious that we have to kill weiss!? That's damn near suicide!" exclaim strom

"Dont worry, I have an idea" said chelkar as he pull out his last lho stick and light it as this song play! watch?v=sHygRjMa16E&t=2m40s

"I think I know just who to call to solve dis one"

I have short hair

And I'm faced with a few complications

So, they tasked my hair

To try to analyse the situation

You know, man

As rwby fall on the ground

Dis case is goin'

Round and round and roun

TO BE CONTINUE

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