Author's Note: This is it, readers! Here is the first chapter of Ever After High's Thug Life. Remember, each chapter has three different oneshots (usually short oneshots). So this chapter has first three chapters. AND ENJOY READING! :-)
PS: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Remember, some oneshots have language/swear words.
"And the winner in this year's 'Guitar Playing' contest is…" Madeline Hatter, daughter of The Mad Hatter and the host of the contest, said as she looked at the paper.
The contestants on the Annual Guitar Playing contest are Raven Queen, daughter of The Evil Queen and Sparrow Hood, son of Robin Hood.
Both of them were closing their eyes, thinking either of them would win while Raven was crossing her fingers with her enough luck.
"RAVEN QUEEN!" Maddie shouted happily.
Then the cheers and applause from the audiences were burst out around the Charmitorium.
"Oh my Grimm!" Raven muttered loudly while covering her mouth with her both hands and jumping up and down happily.
Meanwhile, Sparrow was upset. He thought who won this contest. More like he thought he was better at playing guitar than Raven.
But in all of sudden…
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… "Ugh! F********CK!" Sparrow yelled angrily to make the cheers and applauses turn into silence inside the Charmitorium.
Then he proceeded to…
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…destroy his own signature guitar by slamming it into pieces on the floor. Next, he stomped the destroyed guitar pieces violently and finally kicked some of them.
And he walked back to the backstage furiously. Not to mention the Maddie and Raven on the stage were flushed in embarrassment from the sight.
Sparrow Hood for #ThugLife
Daring Charming, eldest son of King Charming and eldest brother of Dexter and Darling Charming, was entered his car. Before turning on his car, he grabbed and turned on his mirrorphone to open the app called 'Fairy', the smart assistant in all mirrorphones and mirrorpads.
"Hello, Daring!" The monotone feminine voice from his mirrorphone said. "What can I help you with?"
"Hey, Fairy," he said. "Call my girlfriend."
After waiting in five seconds, Fairy said in response…
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… "Which one?"
Then Daring quickly rolled his eyes, as if he looked at the camera out of nowhere.
Daring Charming for #ThugLife
Duchess Swan, daughter of Swan Princess, was dancing over the lake while closing her eyes. Not only she had ability to transform into swan, but also had ability to walk and float on the lake. That's why she was usually dancing anytime on the lake to clear her mind.
"You are an amazing ballet dancer, Duchess," a male voice said out of nowhere.
Opening her eyes to stop dancing, she saw the prince standing on the edge of the lake, that prince was actually her crush named Daring. She was blushing and smiled at him when she heard the comment from him.
Then she twirled, jumped and tiptoed towards him gracefully.
"Thank you, Daring," she said happily.
But in all of sudden, she step back a bit in front of him and…
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… SURPRISE, MOTHER*****R!
She smirked and quickly raised her right leg up to kick him between his legs.
"Owww! My balls!" he groaned loudly in pain while clutching his groin with his both hands. "My charming balls!" And he finally kneeled down while closing his eyes.
"You're welcome, Duchess!" she said to herself in amusement.
Then she stepped away from him and back to dance on the middle of the lake. Not to mention she couldn't stop thinking of his comment and what she did something to him.
Duchess Swan for #ThugLife
Author's Note: And... done! XD
I think this fanfic is really the first ever Ever After High's Thug Life in all EAH fanfictions.
But I'm not sure this fanfic is accurate compare to some Thug Life videos. Oh wait! I know all Thug Life videos have music (especially rap music and gang-related music), so of course I can't add music every oneshot I wrote.
So... I don't know, but since this fanfic is the first EAH Thug Life fanfic, I'm not really sure if fanfic is great!
Anyway, speaking of first three oneshots here in this chapter...
*The first oneshot is inspired by one of the thug-life videos about the teenage student smashing his violin on the floor and walk away angrily during the music class.
Just watch the (thug life compilation) video below (especially the last part of that video). WARNING!
Link: /odVWV4-VDWM
*The second oneshot is inspired by Logan Paul about he asked Siri on his iPhone.
Oh, by the way, I think I'm the only person who made the Ever After High Lexicon: The name 'Fairy' on mirrorphone means 'Siri' on iPhone.
Also, watch the video from Logan Paul below.
Link: /cyFRbcHUucg
*And the third oneshot, I just had an idea in my mind, not got an inspiration.
By the way, about the words "SURPRISE, MOTHER*****R!" there, don't get me wrong. Some thug life videos did mention 'SURPRISE, MOTHER*****R!' with a deep masculine voice in uncensored way.
POLL: Which of those three EAH thug life oneshots do you like most?
1. #SparrowHoodForThugLife
2. #DaringCharmingForThugLife
3. #DuchessSwanForThugLife
PLEASE VOTE AND LEAVE YOUR REVIEWS! THANK YOU!
PS: The next chapter (second three oneshots) wil publish very soon! ;-)
