disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia ooh shocker, actually I wasn't that surprised *facepalm* shut up Russia would you guys quit butting in *pushes onto Prussia and runs like a baws*
ole so we have chapter two this one was harder to write since I had no idea where this was going sooooooo yeah well I still don't but I already have chapter three all planned out just gotta type it up and stuff oh and I'm open for idea's on what her/his whatever I don't know right now (ooh could that be a plot twist I sense) name could be so review and the best one will be used for sure
thought of the day: drawing creepy pictures of Russia causes loss of sleep.
I woke in yet another unfamiliar place with another seemingly unfamiliar person but this time I or should I say we were in a bed... At first I assumed it was Russia, so I asked the person who had their arms wrapped around my waist and my hands in theirs if that was who they were.
"ha I am offended" replied my anonymous bedmate his accent awfully familiar but I just couldn't quite remember "how could you mistake me the awesome Prussia for that commie bastard" I noticed that his mouth was awfully close to my ear his breath tickling my face.
"oh I'm sorry Prussia he just seemed like the creeper type to me unlike you I expected better"
I then thought to check to see if I was decent, I was...well sort of.
'' hey Prussia why are you in my bed?"
"ah well that is where you are wrong my awesome little friend it is you who are in my bed" he smirked at me.
"oh, well that was unexpected"
Was all I could say.
"so how did I get into your bed then hmm?"
"oh well that is an interesting story that involves beer,a pair of bunny ears, a maids outfit, chocolate fondant and quite alot of vodka" well that made complete sense, literally.
"oh so to celebrate my arrival we all got drunk and had some weird furry chocolate party with me in a maids outfit and you in the bunny ears, Russia got extremely drunk on the vodka us on the beer and now I'm in your bed because we staggered here in a drunken stupor and fell asleep"
"how did you know?" said Prussia he sounded genuinely surprised.
"oh well there are a few clues" I said looking at the trail of chocolate and empty beer bottles, not to mention the passed out Russia laid on the floor hugging ten or so empty vodka bottles then at my current attire a skimpy maids outfit and Prussia in a playboy style bunny outfit complete with adorable little ears.
"by the way you look quite adorable in your little outfit"
He looked down at himself then at me "you don't look to bad yourself"
"ha why thank you" he nuzzled my neck, I squirmed "Prussia stop it" I ordered giggling.
"oh well I gotta give you some credit you sure can handle your liquor, you almost beat me in the drinking contest we had" the albino had stopped now.
"when did we have a drinking contest I most definitely do not remember that" I turned to face him.
"meh sometime last night I only know because there is a massive score board over there that says the results"
"oh well that's cool and all but I think we should wake up Mr Russia now, well after we've got dressed in appropriate clothes and cleaned up this mess" I gestured around the room "because I'm sure as much as he would love to see us in these outfits he will not appreciate the empty beer bottles and whatnot, okay"
"yeah sure whatever" he said getting up and starting to undress.
"ah Prussia not with me in the same room" I didn't want to get changed in the same room with him just in case.
"were both men right?" I had forgot Prussia was quite dim witted at times.
"well we don't know that yet"I replied
"what do you mean how can you not know whether you are a boy or not?" it was a valid question but that didn't stop it from sounding stupid to me.
"well I only existed for the first time yesterday so I haven't really had the time to check" my voice laced with an undertone of annoyance.
"what so you haven't been to the toilet or anything since yesterday? but you drank so much beer and even a little vodka"
"well I did but I was really drunk and can't remember y'know the details okay, but if it makes you happy I'll go check now for you okay"
"okay but when your done come tell me before you get dressed and stuff I got a awesome plan but it depends on your gender so keep it quite till I say so"
"ugh fine if it makes you happy your awesomeness"
I walked into the en-suite bathroom before I realised I had no idea what I was supposed to be looking for I had only seen men at the party but I hadn't of course seen any of them without any clothes on well Prussia had almost stripped but I had managed to stop him just in time.
"should I ask Prussia?...no that would be to embarrassing, even if I did what would I say oh hey Prussia I was just wondering what do your boy parts look like ugh I guess I'm just gonna have to look then tell him what I think I am"
I pulled of the dress and took off my underwear I then looked in the full length mirror on the wall.
What I saw in the mirror was a round chested 5 ft 2 long white messy white haired person with a feminine face, a small nose with big innocent deep red eyes.
"well I hope that's a good thing or I'm screwed"
I put the underwear and dress back on and walked out into the bedroom. "so what are you hiding under that dress?" Prussia asked looking pointedly at my crotch.
"well the thing is I don't actually know what it's normally supposed to look like soooo I'm still not sure what gender I am"
"oh so was it" he made an obscure hand sign "or" he made another.
"erm the second option... I think"
"oh that's awesome your a girl that means my awesome plan of awesomeness is not only gonna work but it's gonna be even more awesome"
"well apart from your disgusting over use of the word awesome this plan of yours intrigues me"
"oh well since your a girl and all, I think we should play a trick on the others mainly France but probably Mein Bruder also" he had a mischievous look on his face and was grinning in a sinister manner.
"erm so what exactly does this prank entitle Prussia my good friend" I asked in an equally mischievous tone. "ah well you see first we need to dress you up a little" he then leaned forward and whispered the rest of the plan in my ear.
