Chapter 2: A… wolf?
Just like what the chapter's title says, I found a wolf on top of that tree. He/she seemed injured and unconscious as it was bleeding everywhere. Probably only half a heart left for health. Wait. Why am I comparing health with hearts? At least I have full health/heart which is ten hearts. I ran over to the wolf's side and saw that it wasn't actually technically a wound. There were just… nothing. No blood, no nothing. Just that the color of the wolf was red… Wait. Wounded people are supposed to bleed… aren't they? Or… I'm completely confused.
I started emptying the inside of the top of the tree to make a shelter (wonder why I need a shelter… oh, crap! It's that randomly controlling thought thing again!), with leaves and wood around like a wall and also made windows. Then, I crafted really hard and strong reinforced wood. First thing I've ever made, and it was the best quality ever! If someone else would see it, they would have been in awe! I climbed back up to the top of the tree by using homemade vines and brought the wolf down into my little tree house. Oooh, I just invented new word! Tree house! Anyways, just as I put it onto the ground, I suddenly had a weird idea. Use a berry on it! I did just that (and the wolf suddenly shone with bright light. I covered my eyes and just as the light died down, it was on its feet and wagging its tail at me! Around its neck, was this… red round thingy that I could have sworn that it wasn't there before.
We stared at each other (at least, I think we stared) for like, a LOOOOONG time before it blinked.
"Hah! I win!" I screamed in glee and suddenly, these colourful ribbons started to rain IN the tree house. Then, across my vision, appeared a rectangle that said 'Achievement get: Staring contest with a mob; +100xp'. I stopped my victory dance and saw that the wolf was looking at the confetti too (yeah, I invented another name!) that had stopped raining. Then, it looked at me again. Yeah, wolf, I agree. WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?! What was xp? What was… wait. I know what they mean! Wait. How do I know what it mewne… Argh! Geez! Tongue twister!
ANYWAYS, I was just going to leave the wolf I had just saved by itself in the house but weirdly, it started following me! Even after I climbed down the vines onto the ground, it followed me by also climbing down. I never knew wolves could climb! Wait. Are they not suppose to climb or…?
Well, I stopped that train of thought and started clearing the area that I was in, destroying all of the bushes and things just so that I can set a defensive perimeter (wait. What's the point of that?). There were a lot of them, and I got a least half a stack of wood at the end. That's 50 minutes of hard work! Sadly, I had only cleared a 5x5 space. Fail, huh?
As I finished destroying the last leave 'block', suddenly noticed that everything was weirdly dark. I looked up onto the sky and saw that instead of a yellow, glowing, square, there was this gray block with holes in it! Oh! I remember, it's called a moon! Moon? Weird name.
I was just going to go back to the tree house when I heard footsteps and some really eerie sounds. It sounded like something moaning and creaking. My wolf (geez. I just adopted a wolf. Is that even possible?) took a defensive stance and growled. Was something harmful coming? All I could see were bushes and vines and more bushes and vines.
I climbed up into my tree house so that at least I could see what's coming. Great. All I have is sticks, planks, wood and leaves. Not very weaponish (is weaponish even a word?). I really should craft a pickaxe or a combat axe. From my memory, I remember that they are very effective. Oh, wait. I should craft a sword.
I took out four planks of wood and mashed them together. Suddenly, they turned into a cube, with tools all around it. How did I know that would happen? My wolf also stared at it weirdly, just like how I was looking at it. Then, it broke back into the original materials.
Sighing, I put the 'crafting table', as it was called, onto the ground and started making a wooden sword. I tried sticking a wood piece onto another one to make a cross like shape and sticking it together using sticky vine juice, but they just didn't go together. They all just went back to their original form, with nothing happening! I did it again, and the same thing happened!
Out of anger, I smashed two planks against a stick and suddenly, they actually came together! And actually shapped like a sword! How the heck does two planks on a stick turn into a sword? Stupid, stupid shitty logic, a** kissing…!
As I continued to swear for a bit, I wouldn't didn't notice until much later that on all the stuff I had crafted, was this little cube with a P scratched in it. Yeah, yeah. I'm not that great on noticing things.
Author's note: bracket = subconscious thoughts
Normal letters = completely normal
Rawr = scream/strong thought/subconsciouness/yeah, you get it
Important = important stuff
Yeah. This is your 'key' to my story. This key isn't too dependable, though.
Revised on January 4, 2013
