A/N: So far, I hate it. But I can't quit anything so I'll use the next few chapters to try and salvage my fic. I liked the idea, but I made the three girls look so stupid. Ugh, I hate all 741 words of Ch.1. But I believe Ch.2 holds some promise.

I walk into the common room and look straight at my mentors.

"Dormitory. Now," I saw to Ali and Kates.

Once we're in there, Kates asks, "What's up Ange?"

"We need to talk about our little experiment. I looked up seduction in the library. I always knew that I would have to ensnare his heart, but according to the dictionary, your plan is for me to boink him. I'm totally out. I refuse to be another notch in his bedpost."

Alicia says, "Don't worry about it. You will be ensnaring, but we can handle the rest of that definition in due time."

Due time? Well. I at least have to go out with him for an extended period of time before I consider that. If I do that, he'll only want to see me past midnight. I am no one's booty call.

"Alright. So, let's get inside his head. What does he like?"

I answered Alicia, "Quidditch, tube tops, steak, legs, pranking, and girls."

"Angelina, don't think like that. It's too simple. The human mind is complex, even that of a guy. Don't focus on what he likes but could change his mind about in any second. Choose something near to his heart," she replies.

"Well. He's a big family man."

Alicia brightens up, "Good one. Now. More."

Suddenly this idea comes to me, "Well, even though he and his mum get into rows often, he loves her more than life itself. But if I act like his mum, he'll never think of me in a romantic way. Unless I wear Saran wrap."

"We have to appeal to his senses, not his manly parts. This is an art, not a tasteless, raunchy free-for-all," Kates adds.

"His senses. Right," I say. "Guys do rely more on their senses than their brains. That should be our plan. To attack each of the 5 senses. That should be enough."

Ali replies, "Yes. And we have a good thing going with the Mum thing. Let's just keep thinking."

"Hm. His mum bakes. I'll bet all his happy childhood memories are filled with the smell of cookies and pies."

"Alright." Says Katie. "The first sense we tackle is olfactory."

Ali stares blankly.

"Smell. Duh. If he smells it on you, he'll be immediately attracted to your body. You don't even have to dress up," says Katie.'

"That's right. It's primal, but it's much more classy than being scantily clad. But they don't make pastry scented body mist," Ali remarks.

"We'll use a spell. I passed by a scent spell book one day in the library. Ha. Never thought I'd use that one."

XOXOXOXO

In the library, we search for our spellbook.

"Ah! Here it is," whispers Katie. "Moste Scintillating Scents. And there's a section dedicated entirely to baked goods."

"But which one to choose? Fred might hate the one I choose," I worry.

"You know, Ange. I have the feeling you might want to talk to George about his mum's baking," says Alicia.

XOXOXOXO

"Oi! George," I walk up to him with a handful of stale, dry, burnt cookies that Kates conjured for me.

"Check what my mom made for me. Aren't they awful? She's a disaster in the kitchen."

George laughed, "Ha. Sad thing is, Lee might probably try one on a good day."

"It's a good thing my mum can't bake like yours. If she made some good snickerdoodles, I'd be humongous."

"No kidding? For me it's my mum's cinnamon rolls that I can't get enough of. Like nothing you've ever tasted."

Ah, perfect opportunity. "Ah yeah? Does Fred like 'em too?"

"Ehh, he's more of a Double chocolate cookie kinda guy."

JACKPOT.

"Well, I've got to head in. Paper to write. I don't suppose you want one of these cookies?"

"Good," George says. " 'Cause I really don't.'

XOXOXOXO

"Let's test this out. We need a person willing. Who do you think?"

I tell Alicia, "Kates' boyfriend. He's the constant guinea pig in Forge's experiments."

"KATES! WAKES UP," Alicia screams.

"Mmm! Wha? Huh?" Katie incoherently answers.

"Get Lee," I say.

XOXOXOXO

"So, if this works, I end up smelling like Double chocolate cookies?"

"We'll undo the spell after words," Ali tells Lee.

"And if it doesn't work?"

"It'll work," Katie says.

Alicia performs the spell.

"Nidor esculentus!"

"Well, I don't feel any different," Lee says.

Katie comes next to him. "No, but you smell amazing. Can we undo the spell in about an hour?"

They didn't give us a chance to answer. They ran out of the room.

"Honestly, they can't keep their hands off each other."

A/N: We'll see how this part of the plan works in my next installment