Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Chapter 2: How to seduce your wife
Howdy, sorry for the delay of this chapter. To clear some things up, yes I did have a prequel to email, but I didn't really like it, so I deleted it and if I do plan to write a high school fic, it probably won't be associated with Email. This one has too many funny twists in my head... I'm loving it. I'm writing Sasuke much more open this time around. He doesn't hold in what he is thinking, unless it's completely evil, so to speak. Theres only going to be a couple chapters from Sakura's pov, just like how in Email, there were a few of Sasuke's. And that's what the next chapter will have, her pov. Next Chapter: Lunch and Late. Enjoy!
"So why are we here again?"
"Well… I have no idea why you are here; but I'm here to get something for Sakura."
Sasuke stood in the middle of a jewelry store, bent over, looking at the items inside the many cases. He glanced at the blonde man to his left, who was playing with his cell phone.
"What are you doing?"
"Texting Hinata."
"Like you don't talk to her enough."
"Oh… and you're going to stand there and tell me you don't send love notes to Sakura."
Sasuke grumbled under his breath; of course he sent her 'love notes' as Naruto called them; but he wasn't about to admit that in public.
"I'll take that as a yes." Naruto said with a wide smile.
"Find anything interesting today, sir?"
"Hey Kakashi, long time no see!"
"Too short in my opinion."
"What?"
"Nothing Naruto. Anything special you are looking for, Sasuke?"
"No Hatake. Not yet."
"Call me when you're ready."
The silver haired shop owner walked away to address another couple on the other side of the glass case.
"What exactly are you looking for?"
Sasuke only mumbled his response.
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"No! You said something… Don't try to deny it!"
Sasuke finally removed his gaze from the diamond necklace he was eyeing and let it fall on Naruto. He pulled on his shirt to get him close enough so no one around him would hear.
"I'm trying to find something to seduce my wife… Happy now!"
Naruto just looked at him seconds before he burst into laughter.
"You having marriage problems?"
He pushed him away and glared at him.
"No! More like twin problems."
"Oh… Let me guess… Right when you're about to get to the good part, they wake up and either you or Sakura has to go and get them back to sleep… Ultimately ruining the moment and the night?"
"Same for you, huh?"
"Nope."
Sasuke looked at his best friend as he started 'inspecting' a pair of diamond earrings clearly out of his price range.
"But, but… How?"
"How what?"
"How do you not have the same problem as me? You have twins… Heck, your twins are older than mine; that alone should make them more of a problem!"
"First off Sasuke, children are not a problem, they are a blessing."
"Yeah, I know that."
"And secondly, if you really want to know how you and I aren't sharing the same problem…"
Naruto put his arm around Sasuke's shoulder and gave him a 'Sasuke' smirk.
"One word, four syllables… Ba-by-sit-ter!"
He pushed the man's arm away and glared at him.
"Absolutely not!"
"Oh come on… Me and Hinata would gladly watch them for a night so you and Sakura can get it on."
"No!"
"Jeez, what is with you and babysitters…? You have a traumatizing experience as a child or something."
"Please… I didn't know what a babysitter was until I was ten when I realized that's what my nannies had been since I was old enough to walk. But that's beside the point. I don't want strangers watching my boys."
"What, I'm a stranger now."
"Not to me, to my boys!"
"Oh please, they won't be ruined for life because someone other than their parents watches over them for a night."
"You never know."
"No, I do know."
"Whatever."
He turned away from Naruto, back to the jewels inside the case.
"Those won't do the job you're buying them for… if you aren't alone with your wife when you give them to her…"
He just sighed at the blonde before continuing his search.
"Gentlemen… Find anything yet!"
"Not Hatake."
"He is a little flustered Kakashi. He's trying to find something to seduce his wife with."
"Naruto!"
The silver haired shop owner only smiled under his mask before turning to walk away.
"When you need to see something, just let me know."
Sasuke glared at his friend before, yet again, turning to look at the jewelry in the case. He had been debating over a necklace and a bracelet to match the earrings he got for her two years ago. He quickly glanced over at Naruto without moving his head to see the man staring at him.
"Stop that."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Fine."
He went back to his chore and sighed in frustration.
"Who…"
"Hm?"
"Who do you get to watch your kids when you and Hinata want to get intimate?"
"Her father."
"What!" He quickly withdrew his head from the glass to stare at him.
"Yeah… I know. The man could do with a few less scowls."
"A few? Hinata's father is more devoid of human emotion than my own."
"Eh." He said while shrugging his shoulders.
"I just can't picture it."
"Oh please, I can… I've seen it with my own eyes; it gave me nightmares for weeks."
"Nightmares?"
"Yes! One time me and Hinata came to pick them up early and the man had puppets on his hands, talking baby talk, and making the twins giggle to no end."
"Did he see you?"
"No… Thank goodness. We quickly backed away and then pretended we had just gotten there and gave him plenty of time to 'get ready'."
Even after Naruto's description, Sasuke had a hard time seeing Hinata's father with puppets on his hands.
"At least the man doesn't completely hate me now. Did you know, he thought I was marrying Hinata for her money, even Neji thought that!"
"So…"
Naruto glared at him before responding.
"NO I DIDN'T MARRY HER… for her money."
"Never said you did."
"It was implied."
"No, you're just paranoid."
"And your butt is going to have a special meeting with my foot… if you don't shut up."
Sasuke only laughed before turning back to the case.
"Hatake."
"Yes, Sasuke. Have you finally decided on something?"
"Yes… That one."
"Ah, one of the matching pieces to the earrings I sold you last time; wise choice. I'm sure Sakura will love it."
"Hope so."
After paying the man, he walked out of the store with Naruto closely behind.
"Naruto…"
"Hm?"
"How come I never see you buying Hinata jewelry?"
"Well… other than the fact that I'm not rich like you… Hinata doesn't really like the stuff. She has all these nice things that her father has gotten her over the years, but she never wears them. I see her smile more at the fifty cent hair piece I got her on our first date, then the two thousand dollar necklace her father gave her on her twenty-first birthday."
"Ever think it's because it was from you."
"Oh I know it's because it was from me. She has a whole closet full of worthless junk that I got her while we were dating. Everyday I would give her something with a little note attached saying 'I love you.' Usually a hair pin or a cheap necklace. But everyday, she would put it on and when I would see her, she would smile, kiss me, and thank me for her gift."
"Do you think that would work on Sakura?"
"Ha. Heck yea! Give her little things that remind you of her."
"Hm… yeah."
Sasuke didn't tell him, but he was already thinking of a plan to bed his wife. It would take extra time and he didn't know if he could last that long, but he liked the idea and a smirk appeared on his face.
"What are you planning?"
"Who said I was planning anything?"
"The smirk."
"The smirk can't talk."
"Right… I've heard the smirk talk many times."
"That's just your imagination."
"No, my imagination is of Hinata, bent over, screaming…"
"That's enough!" He said while placing his hand over his friend's mouth.
Pushing it away, Naruto laughed at him.
'And I thought I was a pervert.'
"Hey, what do you want for lunch?"
"Naruto, we just spent our lunch hour picking this out at the jewelry store… We don't have any time left."
"WHAT!"
Without another word, Naruto ran forward towards their office building. The words ramen screamed from his lips.
Sasuke laughed at him before taking off back to their building as well.
He spent the rest of the day, not thinking about work, but finalizing his plan. He sighed when he realized he needed Naruto's help.
"Hey, idiot." He said while leaning on the doorframe that lead to Naruto's office.
"Hm?"
"What you doing in a month?"
