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Water Fight

"Ughh," I groaned, from Edward's lap. The sun decided to rear it's head today causing Edward and the other's to miss school meaning I also played hokey. The blazing sun was hitting me full force . Edward chuckled softly, wrapping his ice cold arms around my waist and putting his chin on the top of my head. Even though his coolness was helpful I needed something more. Water. We were all sitting in the shade of a massive oak tree when Alice stood up.

"Rose, Bella ," She beckoned us walking out of the shade and out in the sun where she began sparkling beautifully. Rosalie sighed before heaving herself from Emmett's embrace and following her, sparkling in the sunshine. I rolled my eyes before following them into the sun, un-sparkling. We walked into the house quickly. Alice picked me up and ran up the stairs, into her room. Rosalie had disappeared. My eyes widened in confusion at her sudden disappearance.

"She's getting changed in her and Emmett's room," Alice explained picking up a bag from under her bed. She thrust it at me smiling slyly. I raised an eyebrow before looking in the small bag.

"Uhh...Alice why did you give me a bikini?" I asked skeptically.

"For you to put on!" She said slowly. Her tone questioning my intelligence.

"I know that but...Why?" I asked lifting the blue bikini out and looking at her doubtfully.

"We're going swimming," Alice laughed patting me on the shoulder and walking to her massive closet.

"Umm..You can't go out in public. It's sunny. You know... You plus sun equals sparkle, sparkle!" I told her widening my eyes.

"Why would we go to a public pool when we have our own in the back yard?" Alice asked in confusion raising a perfect eyebrow.

"You...What?" I stuttered.

"We have our own pool out the back," Alice smiled digging through her closet and picking out a black bikini.

"Edward never said that. I wonder why," I asked myself aloud. Alice answered with a snort. "Ask him,"

"That I will,"

Rosalie appeared in the door in a red bikini top and a see through tie skirt revealing her red bikini bottoms. On her arm she had two other skirts.

"You ready yet?" She asked impatiently.

"Not yet hold on a sec," Alice laughed running out of the room. Rosalie watched me carefully.

"Get changed, Bella," She sighed leaving one skirt on the bed and walking out of the room. I looked after her, shocked she had spoken to me with hissing it or calling me 'the human girl' or 'Edward's pet', before walking into the bathroom to get changed. I slipped out of my t-shirt and jeans into the small bikini. I removed the pin from my hair that was keeping it up and it fell in loose curls to my shoulders. I looked in the mirror before going back into the bedroom. I picked up the skirt and tied it around my small, bare waist. I met Alice and Rosalie in the hallway. They both looked stunning and I looked like me, which is not so stunning.

"Come on. The guys are waiting outside," Alice chuckled.

We all walked down the stairs at human pace. Walking out the back door and turning a corner I had never passed I saw a little piece of heaven. A wet Edward in the pool with only trunks on his chest was glistening on slightly as there was trees surrounding the area. Edward's abs prominent his messy hair soaking wet as he ducked his head under the water. Water! Rosalie and Alice were positioned beside the edge of the pool talking to each other while Jasper was in the pool with Edward but something was missing or rather someone.

"Here's Emmy," A voice behind me copied Jack Nicholson from the Shining.

"Oh, shi...," Before I could finish I was in Emmett's grasp. I squeaked lowly as he took a run and jump for the pool. One minute I was dry and in Emmett's grasp next I was soaked with Edward holding me.

"Hey there," He whispered kissing my neck.

"Hey," I squeaked a familiar blush creeping on my hot, wet face.

"You look hot," Edward said kissing my collarbone.

I blushed to my hairline and exhaled. It was shaky and caught Edward's attention. He saw my face and looked worried.

"Oh Bella. I didn't mean it like that... I meant warm from the sun," He stumbled for words.

"So...You think I'm not 'hot'?" I asked .

"No...Oh God I mean yes," He shouted seeing my sad expression. I pulled out from him. I sniffled before waddling over to Jasper who was watching me sympathetically. I ignored Edward's pleads for me to come back and apologies. I beckoned Jasper to bend down on which he complied. Jasper and I had been on good terms since the 'Food Fight' or as we had to refer to at school 'The Incident' of where the lunch lady got a black eye and someone was hit in the head giving them a concussion. Human's were so immature.

"Yes?" Jasper asked. My sad expression quickly turned to one of determination.

"Jasper I need you to get some water guns I have a feeling we'll need them by the time today's over," I said this extremely quiet no other vampires could hear. I squinted as the sun caught his shoulder making a rainbow. He moved out of the light giving me a brief smile before getting out of the pool, dripping wet. Before he got out of the pool I could have sworn he had said

"Guns. Now that's what I'm talking about,"

Two arms wrapped around my waist from behind. I was pulled back into a marble chest and a chin nuzzled into my neck.

"I'm sorry," He murmured.

I undid my tie on my skirt and watched it float to the surface before sinking into his embrace. He went still around me. I turned around confusion etched across my face. Edward was still frozen his eyes directed down. He was looking at my...stomach. I looked up at his eyes, which were a pitch black. Knowing it wasn't from hunger he had hunted a couple of days ago I guessed it was a different lust. I 'hmphed' before turning and walking away. Edward caught me yet again and spun me around.

"Where do you think you're going?" His cool breath hit me across the face.

"Out of the pool," I murmured.

He smirked slightly seeing I was dazzled yet again. Dammit. My bottom lip jutted out into a pout. His arms crushed me against his body. A very nice feeling. His lips came crashing down on mine. Our lips moved together. When we stopped for air well I stopped for air his lips never left my skin, kissing my temple all the way down to my collar bone. His hands snaked around my waist. They began to lower, lower, lower and then he hit his target and squeezed. My butt!

"Gah," I screamed jumping back.

"What's wrong, love?" He asked innocently. A little too innocently like when he toppled the contents of yogurt over me.

"You squeezed my butt," I said shocked.

"I did?" He asked.

"Oh...Yeah you kind of did," I shouted.

"You go, bro!" Emmett shouted from the side of the pool where he was lounging on with Alice and Rosalie.

I growled at the big teddy with serious muscles but stayed scowling at Edward now over the shock and leaning towards irritation. Edward held out his arms for me it took everything I had not to run in them like an idiot.

"You just want me for my body," I sniffled.

"Maybe," Arrogant, cocky vampire thinks he can squeeze my ass then start smirking at me. What am I? A pathetic huma...Ah...Darn it!

As usual I acted before I thought and I threw a punch at his face. Luckily I didn't put much force behind it.

"Gah!" I screeched. Shaking my arm in mid air trying to shake away the sting.

"Oh...Bella! Are you okay," Edward asked concerned.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," I grumbled.

"I can't believe you punched me," He mused quietly reaching forward to take my hand. I snatched it away quickly.

"You were being a butt head!"

"You tell him, sis," Emmett boomed.

Both our heads snapped in Emmett's direction.

"Shut up, Emmett!" We both shouted.

"Jeez. A guy tries to give his siblings some support and he gets his head bitten off," Emmett scoffed. Suddenly I remembered Alice and I talking in her room.

"Why didn't you tell me there was a pool here," I asked. All pain in my hand gone.

"Uhh,"

"He didn't want to tell you cause he thought you'd fall in," Emmett answered for him.

"Is that true," I asked my voice low and menacing.

He scoffed once before answering lowly.

"Maybe,"

I lifted my leg and slammed in on his instep. This of course didn't hurt him, much to my dismay, but it didn't hurt me either.

"Why are you always so damn hard," I fumed.

Laughter followed my outburst. I retraced my words. Once I had found the problem I tried to fix it. Blushing scarlet.

"Not that hard...but vampire hard like rock hard...Ughh!" I screeched , which only made the laughter volume rise.

"Stupid sexual frustrations are affecting my speech," I grumbled. Edward pulled me into his chest and I was finally content.

"I'm still mad at you," I mumbled.

"Okay," He kissed the top of my head.

"What did I miss?" Jasper's voice came.

"Nothing much only Bella embarrassing herself," Rosalie said casually.

"The usual," Alice added.

I stuck my tongue out before I swam over to Jasper who was lounging with the others.

"Jasper did you get the...Umm.. thingies?" I asked quietly.

"Yup," He laughed.

I lifted myself out of the pool and walked into the house quickly. I ran upstairs quickly to Alice's room. I found a CD and ran into Edward's room putting it in his stereo pressing play, turning up the volume and opening his windows. I skipped down stairs only tripping once but catching myself thankfully. I walked out in the back yard were they were all in the pool. Except...

"Here's Emmy,"

This time I ran. Not shocked like before. Of course when your up against a super speedy vampire it's inevitable they'll get you. A growl stopped us both from running.

"Umm...You got pizza?" I asked a familiar blush creeping on my cheeks.

He laughed patting me on the head.

"No. I'll order some though," He smiled retreating into the house.

It truly was the brother I never had.

I walked over to the pool, sitting on the edge, dangling my legs over the side. I looked around the pool Alice and Jasper were splashing each other in the water and Rosalie was under the water, swimming but where was Edward? Before I could ask me feet were pulled from under me and I fell into the pool. My foot was being held onto and I was being pulled. I had been a good swimmer always anything that didn't involve me walking or standing up I was pretty much good at. I held my breath. My hair flowing around me. I was under for all twenty second when I resurfaced. I spluttered running a hand through my hair, which was now filthy from all loose objects that escaped into the pool. I opened my eyes to see Edward and the others all excluding Jasper laughing at me. I had enough of it.

"WAR!" I roared.

Suddenly I was pulled up onto the grass a water gun in my hand and Jasper beside me the same.

"I think your getting faster," I said complimentary.

"Thank you," I looked around for the others who had disappeared.

"We need cover," I whispered, backing up and turned around to check for 'the other'.

Jasper nodded before picking my up and putting me under his arm. He was facing forward and I was back. Suddenly a curly head of hair popped into my vision. I aimed me gun and fired. His head disappeared again before it got to hit it. I felt Jasper stiffen. I kept my eyes on where Emmett's head bobbed up and more than likely he was hiding under the wall with Alice.

"Switch," I hissed. Jasper turned around quickly so they couldn't get the chance to attack. Successfully. All four stood up water guns in hands. How the...Alice and Edward...grr.

"Looks like were done for," Jasper said setting me down. All opposing vampire aimed and were about to soak us when...

DING! DING!

Everyone's head snapped in the house's direction. The doorbell. I took the advantage and pulled at Jasper's hand. He looked down at me for a fleeting second before picking me up and heading for cover which we found in under Emmett's Wrangler.

"We're out back!" Edward shouted a mischievous smirk on both his and Alice's face. Even though we had gotten away what could make them smirk? I looked back to the house where there was a slight movement before someone came around the corner. Mike Newton. He was confused as we all were hiding. Pizza in his hand. A slight wind blew the scent towards me. Yum! Jasper beside me who was lying on his stomach beside me tilted his gun upwards . Aiming for Mike. The other were probably doing the same. Automatically I followed their action.

"Hello?" Mike asked eying the pool with shock, curiosity and...alot of other things basically.

"Damn Cullen," He sighed turning to leave.

"Ahhh," He shouted as soon as the cold water hit his sweaty hot body. Again and again until it knocked him off balance. Then 'SPLAT'. The pizza he had been holding in his hand had fell out of the box and onto his Edwards-teeth-white shirt. The small area then erupted into boisterous laughter that wasn't just coming from Emmett. Mike stood up a round red mark on his shirt. The pizza now lying on the ground. What a waste. He stamped his foot.

"What is wrong with you people. First my white sweater now this! My mom is so going to be pissed and she'll talk to your mom and we'll see who'll be laughing then!" He fumed walking out of sight again. When the laughter finally ended I uttered one word. Priceless. Before the madness started all over again. Edward and Rosalie were perfect in my site. Sitting on the top of a building which held God knows what. An airplane, a whale? Edward seemed to be looking for us while Rosalie was aiming for Emmett and Alice. My hand squeezed the trigger and hit Rosalie on the chest.

"Oops!" I giggled.

Jasper laughed with me. Squeezing his trigger hitting Alice on the nose.

"Eeek!" He murmured. Alice's expression was shock but mostly thrilled.

"Bella I need you to get to Carlisle and Esme's room. There's...stuff there that can help us," Jasper murmured. Hitting Edward.

"Wish me look," I sighed before scuttling out from under the jeep and making a run for the house. I turned the corner swiftly as water was pelting everywhere apart from me. I ran up the stairs tripping once in my haste. I ran quickly into Esme and Carlisle's room, where on the bed were about twenty water balloons. Yes!! I opened the window, which was a glistening transparent. I had full access to everyone. Emmett and Alice under me and Edward and Rosalie across from me slightly only higher up. Grabbing a red bulging balloon. I dropped it missing Emmett head. Though he heard it as did Alice and looked up but by this time I had reloaded. I dropped five water balloons on their shocked faces. As soon as it hit them they collapsed on the ground a frozen look on their dead faces.

"Now that's what I'm talking about," I chuckled but was cut short by someone trying to hit me. I ducked my head just in time and then heard a small yelp. I looked up again to see Rosalie lying on the top of the building motionless. Edward no where in sight. Then I spotted him making a run for it. I saw water spurting under the jeep as Jasper tried to hit him. Edward just raised his gun and shot under the jeep. I heard a gasp as Jasper rolled out from under the jeep. Eyes closed his mouth twisted into a sneer.

"Not again," I sobbed for the loss of the death of my vampire companion.

Edward caught my gaze and leapt into the window. I ran to the bed and grabbed four balloons. As soon as he walked towards me, a cocky smirk on his face I smashed the balloons over his head. The smirk disappeared on his face as he fell to the floor. Mockingly I raised one foot planting it firmly on his rock hard chest.

"I dub thee...beatbyahuman!" I laughed. I heard laughter outside also. Edward's eyes snapped open and he sat up making me fall on top of him. His lips were so close, so much so that I couldn't think.

"I dub thee...KluzyMcSlusky!" He laughed.

I rolled my eyes before...A loud THUD echoed from downstairs. Then...

"Aw! Crap! Esme's going to kill me. Thanks alot Jasper!" Emmett shouted.

Edward's face turned into mock horror as he got up bringing me with him.

"Get on my back, young maiden!" He said bending down. I rolled my eyes before complying.

I heard a loud curse from down stairs. Edward flinted down the stairs quickly. everyone watching him as we took in the sight of the Emmett sized hole in the wall. He smiled sheepishly at him as Edward uttered one word. Run. We all took off. I wasn't really sure why but as I was or rather Edward was side by side with Jasper i turned my head to him in confusion. He simple answer was.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," He shouted over the rushing wind.

I turned back and nuzzled my chin in Edward's neck, still confused.

"Arggghhh...Emmett," A loud screech came from the mansion we were just after leaving.

Then Jasper's words made sense.

"Hell hath no fury when Esme's pissed,"