Just as I promised. Here's Chapter Two of Randomness: The Road Trip! Enjoy!
Chapter two: Oh, how great! --
"... for a road trip, this is pretty damn boring," Itachi yawned, stretching out on the couch.
"Well, we could tell you our MAIN places!" Nebu grinned, taking the list out again. "It's fun."
"Yeah. Looking at paper is FUN," Sasori remarked.
Nebu narrowed her eyes. "Rachel, please hold it."
Rachel held the list. "GO NEBU."
Nebu dragged Deidara over, and slammed his face into Deidara's. After ten seconds, she removed her hand.
All the girls burst out laughing.
"HAHAYAOI." Tenn smirked, making sure she was able to keep her balance on the couch.
Garnet gave Nebu a high-five. "NICE."
Kyra squealed and clapped.
Chibi gave a small laugh, while Sami just blinked, not understanding what made them all laugh so much.
"Any further comments, puppet man?" Tenn asked, calming herself down.
"YOU. ARE. DEAD."
Sasori leapt up, grabbing a pillow and chasing for Tenn. She responded by starting to sing.
"PUPPET MA-AA-AAAA-AAN."
Sasori twitched again, raising his pillow higher.
"SASORI NEEDS A HUG." Garnet leapt up, tackling Sasori to the ground.
"DOGPILE!"
"Kabuto, I truly do feel sorry for you..." Sakura shook her head, watching the girls (and Deidara and Tobi) jump on Sasori.
"I'm SO glad I left Akatsuki," Orochimaru shuddered.
"Yeah, then you became a rapist!" Sami shouted from the pile.
"Sami, he was a rap--"
"Can we not discuss this?" Naruto asked. "You're beginning to scare me."
"Naruto's right. It's not pleasant," Sasuke nodded.
"Oh, go emo somewhere!" Chibi snapped.
Sasori coughed.
"Oh, yeah. We almost forgot about you, un!" Deidara laughed.
"Yeah. You're just SO short..."
"INSULT MY HEIGHT AND I'LL MAKE YOU INTO A PUPPET."
"Geez, fine." Chibi rolled her eyes, standing up. "It was YOUR fault to turn yourself into a puppet at thirteen! You should of waited until you were at least sixteen or something, then you'd be around Deidara's height or something!"
Sasori brushed himself off, shooting a nasty look at Chibi. "Excuse me?"
"Sasori, don't start another fight," Garnet sighed. "Or we'll get the rest of the Akatsuki to dog pile you. And Zetsu /might/ chomp off a limb or two. Right?"
"Hmm hm. But wood doesn't digest easily," Zetsu nodded. "Damn crap always kills my stomach."
"Is Zetsu's other side kicking in?" Kisame looked up.
"I think so. Tobi, make your OTHER senpai happy, un," Deidara made a shooing motion.
"Tobi wants Zetsu-senpai to be happy!" Tobi chirped, sitting beside him.
"... whatever happened to that list?" Kiba blinked.
"Oh yeah!" Nebu nodded, turning to Rachel. "Where'd you put it?"
Rachel pulled it out from under the sofa. "Didn't want it to be torn apart!"
Nebu nodded. "Okay. Other then Coffeeville and Pie Town, these are our main hits!"
"We're going to hell."
Silence.
"WHAT?" Naruto's eyes went wide.
"Hey, that's PERFECT for Sasuke and Oreo!" Kyra laughed.
"Oh, shut up!"
"Our next place is Happy Camp!"
Sasuke whimpered, and Itachi began twitching.
"Oh... lord... NOOOO," Sasuke whined.
Itachi shuddered. "Can I stay in the van?"
"Nope." Nebu cackled, and looked at the list. "It's a lake. Lake Titicaca."
Jiriya started to giggle. Tsunade quickly punched him, hissing. "PERVERTED ASS."
Garnet peeked over Nebu's shoulder. "Next is Mianus."
"... YOUR WHAT?"
"It's a city, moron." Gaara hissed.
"Yeah.. I... knew that..." Kiba sat back.
Chibi grinned. "And, then's it my favorite place!"
"What's that?" Shikamaru asked, looking up.
"Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagunga maugg Lake."
"What?" Shikamaru blinked.
"... how the hell did you pronounce that?"
"Great," Kabuto spoke from the drivers seat, "We're going to lake that only Chibi and pronounce."
"We're SO going to hell..."
What'd you guys think? R&R and be sure to check chapter 3 coming out next week! Later you guys!
Chibi (speaking) Nebu's Storyline X) (Chibi: I is the coauthor! X))
