MEGA VACATION! : Chapter 2: Why the hell are you here?

(Sorry it's been a while since I posted this)

Disgaea's Entry Point

In a flash of white light Laharl, Etna, Flonne, Gordon, Jennifer, Thursday, and Kurtis the prinny were all standing in front of a hotel, which was being run by Prinnies.

Each of the group, yes even Thursday, was carrying their own luggage. Once they got into the hotel each ordered a separate room and Courier Prinnies led them to custom-made rooms fit perfect for the person staying there. Once they had settled down Laharl, Flonne and Etna went down to the beach, Gordon and Kurtis were playing a Defenders of Earth Video game, Jennifer was at the spa, and Thursday was having a robot equivalent of a massage.

Meanwhile, in front of the hotel, two more portals opened, out of one came Vulcanus and Seraph Lamington, the other General Carter.

Carter checked in without a word to the Angels. The two in question, however, seemed to be waiting for someone.

A few moments later, a flustered looking angel with blond hair came out of the portal, looking worried.

Certain that the Angel Trainee wouldn't speak first, the Seraph asked him, "What took so long? I am certain the portal was working right."

Bowing slightly, the Angel Trainee said, embarrassed, "Forgive me, Master Lamington, I fell asleep while walking through the portal."

"Understandable. Go ahead and check in if you want."

"Thank you, sir."

The young man then walked into the hotel to check in.

A few moments later another Trainee, this time a girl, walked out of the Portal and bowed to the Seraph.

"I would have made it here sooner, Master Lamington, but Michael was asleep and I couldn't go around him. Then the portal threw me back to Celestia for a few moments, but I found my way back."

Lamington smiled and said, "It is no problem, Mika. Go ahead, have fun."

Mika bowed again and walked into the hotel.

Vulcanus, who had remained silent until now, looked at the Seraph and asked, "Are you sure it's safe to bring the Trainees? There are demons about!"

"There is also a ceasefire. I think I will check in to the hotel now."

And with that Lamington floated into the hotel, signing in.

Vulcanus, now alone, thought to himself.

Hm, perhaps I should hold my plans in for now. Maybe a vacation is a horrible time to cleanse existence of demons. However I will be watching them…

Bleach's Entry Point

As the Captains, their Lieutenants, Aizen, his generals, and the Espada got used to the sunny beach resort, Head Captain Yamamoto noticed something.

"Where are Ichigo Kurosaki and his friends?"

Aizen shrugged and replied, "Knowing him he is still gathering his friends. By my guess he will be here any moment."

1 moment later…

A Garganta opened next to the one everyone else went through and through it came Ichigo, Chad, Uryu, Orihime, the people from Urahara's shop, and the Vizards.

Urahara smiled and said, "Sorry we're late everyone, it took a while to pack."

Everyone else muttered their assent halfheartedly.

At last, they all signed in at the Hotel and got settled down in their rooms, then started doing various activities that would take too long to explain all of.

Dissidia's Entry Point

Cosmos, Chaos, and their warriors all arrived a little to the right of the hotel, most of them looking around and taking in their surroundings.

Kefka was noticeably shaking with the strain of trying not to destroy anything.

Before they could manage to take one step, however, a Prinny greeted them.

"Welcome to the Vacation Zone, dood! Would you like me to assist you, dood?"

Chaos, noticing Kefka's strain, said, "Oh, get on with it."

"Really?"

"Yeah, these guys are pretty disposable."

Kefka got that usual mad glint in his eye and prepared an Ultima spell.

The prinny, terrified, screamed, "W-w-wait, dood! We have a place where you can destroy whatever you want, dood!"

Kefka paused a moment and then lowered his hands.

"Take me there. Or do I have to sign in first?"

Noticing the anger in the mad clown's second sentence, said, "Dood, we'll sign you in for you."

"Good!"

As Kefka and the prinny walked away, Chaos spoke up.

"I give them five minutes before Kefka blows the prinny up anyways."

Four and a half seconds later an explosion was heard along with cackling laughter.

Completely unperturbed, Chaos continued, "Okay, let's just sign in and get on with it."

So at that, the twenty-one remaining people checked in.

Soon after everyone was settled in…

Laharl, relaxing on the beach, soon heard a bunch of unfamiliar and, to him, annoying voices.

"Dammit, what the hell is going on? Prinny!"

At his command a prinny appeared in front of him and saluted.

"How can I be of service, dood?"

"Who the hell is making all of that noise? I wasn't under the impression that this place had local inhabitants."

"Oh, that, dood? That's just all of the other guests, dood!"

"W-w-w-what? Other guests? How dare you allow anyone else here? I rented this place out personally! Kick them out, now!"

"Dood, I can't do that! They all paid for this, too!"

"Why the hell should I care? I want them kicked out!"

"I'm sorry, dood, but if you want them to leave, talk to them about it!"

"You know, I will. Let's see who we're talking about here!"

Luckily enough, Ichigo, Cloud, and Aaroniero were all coming down the beach, separately of course. All of them were in beach attire, and boy did that make Aaroniero look stupid. What made him look even more stupid, and also kind of creepy, was that he left behind his mask.

Frustrated, Laharl stormed over to where Aaroniero was walking and asked, "What the hell are you doing here? I rented this place out, so you and your friends have to leave!"

Aaroniero just crossed his arms and replied, in his high pitched voice, "I should be asking you that question." Then in his deep voice, "And I was under the same impression."

"Oh, really? Would you like to settle this the demon way, then?"

As Laharl was speaking, he was taking out his sword.

Still in his deep voice, Aaroniero took his Zanpakutou out and said, "Please. Don't make me laugh. Devour, Glotoneria!"

And so he went into his disgusting Resurreccion form.

A WTF face equipped, Laharl took his ready stance.

"You will face the power of the Overlord, you disgusting octopus!"

Aaroniero lashed out with his tentacles, which were severed by Laharl's sword, and when they got back to the main body they were restored. Laharl aimed a Winged Slayer at Aaroniero's head, but before it hit, Cloud and Ichigo had blocked his sword with their own enormous ones.

Letting themselves fall, they all glared at each other for a moment, and then Laharl burst out, "How dare you interfere in an Overlord's fight? You have one minute to explain your situations!"

And after Aaroniero sealed Glotoneria again and Cloud and Ichigo explained themselves, Laharl nodded his head, understanding.

"So, by a mere coincidence, we all rented this place at the same time. I don't like it, but I guess I don't have a choice. We'll all have to share our vacation time, then."

Cloud shrugged and sarcastically said, "Well, glad we have your approval. I was beginning to think we'd have to leave."

"You really shouldn't be sarcastic. It doesn't suit you. Cloud, right?"

"Yeah."

Ichigo began walking away when Laharl shouted back to him, "Hey!"

Shocked, Ichigo turned around and said, "What?"

"I'd like to fight you, here and now. What do you say?"

"Alright, I guess I could use a little practice anyways."

As the Overlord and Substitute Soul Reaper stood a reasonable distance from each other, Cloud stretched out on the lawn chair he brought and mused, this should be good.

(There will definitely be some OOC and mild crack, so prepare yourselves for random.)