Hey guys, it's chapter 2. So I added Japan, Hong-Kong, Greece and Romania in there for shits and giggles. But damn, it's taking a while just to get through the first day. Sorry, but I hope you guys at least find it a little funny. I think I'll try skipping forward a bit...

Reader and her friends besides the mentions in the story are sophomores in high school. Dear Italy got held back though, but he's determined not to fail this year.

If you guys having anything to say about the story, go ahead and write a comment or something. I promise I won't get mad if you write something negative. I live in America. Freedom of speech. USA.

Haha, I make myself laugh... anywho, have fun reading~(I FUCKING FOUND IT.)!

Warning: Lot's of kawaii ass shit and explicit language.

Disclaimer:I don't Hetalia or it's characters. Credit to the owners and all that legal stuff.


Magic Trick

A new kid? I looked at the boy that stood in front of the class. He had light blonde longish hair and really short bangs. His eyes kind of reminded me of grass. Not very poetic, but that's what it looked like to me. He wore the school uniform, but with baggy pants and military boots. He wore a white barrette thing on his head. He definitely gave off a say-anything-and-I'll-shoot-you look.

"Why don't you introduce yourself to the class?" Mr. Miller said as he got ready to teach.

He looked at the ground shyly and looked back up at the class. I looked around and saw a lot of the girls looking at him with interest. Even a couple of boys too.

That poor guy. I'll admit, he is really hot but I don't think he's worth facing all that.

"My name is Vash Zwingli, and I will be attending this school as of today."

I looked out the window, wanting this day to be over with already. Oh my gosh, I didn't have breakfast. I laid my head down on the table. Noooooo, I could already feel the hunger pains. Laura is a demon. She was planning my death this whole time. I'm such an idiot for not noticing it before.

"(y/n)!" I looked up and saw that Mr. Miller was standing over me unamused. I heard snickers from my fellow classmates as my face was got really hot.

"Have a nice nap (y/n)?" Mr. Miller asked me with his arms crossed in front of his chest.

It would've been nice if I was actually napping. "Ah, sorry Mr. Miller, I had a late start this morning." I tried to give him my best apologetic smile, but the cyborg would not have it.

"Excuses Ms. (l/n), But if you really want to make it up to me, you'd show Mr. Zwingli around the school. You're capable of doing this right?" He gave me condescending look.

I seriously don't want to. I nervously looked around the classroom and received menacing stares from most of my classmates. I looked at Vash who was standing next to Mr. Miller, hands in pockets. He shrugged.

"Well Ms. (l/n)?"

I'm going to be on everyone's hit list. I looked back at Mr. Miller and gave him my million dollar smile. "I'm honored to be given this task Mr. Miller. You have my gratitude."

I heard small chuckles from the people that didn't hate me and saw a small smirk appear on Vash's face but it was gone almost immediately.

"Vash take your seat." Mr. Miller said as he turned and walk back to the front of the room. I stuck out my tongue at him as Vash sat in the chair next to mine.

I looked at him in shock. Why is hot new kid sitting next to me? He looked at me and sighed. "I guess you missed the part where he said that I'll be sitting next you." I laughed nervously and rubbed the back of my neck with my hand. "Haha, yah…sorry." "No harm done." He said as he looked toward the front of the class, his head resting on both hands.

I looked back outside the window, propping my head up with my right hand. Ah, it's so weird to have someone sharing the same table as me. I looked at him out of the corner of my eye. Damn, he really is cute…and I get to spend all day with him. Fun. Class dragged on until something occurred to me. Wait a minute. I leaned towards him and asked. "Hey, can I see your schedule?" I looked at him questioningly as his face turned a light pink.

"Yah, sure, can you just, not get too close to me?" I didn't think I was that close to him honestly. Sure close enough to brush each other's shoulders but nothing blush worthy. Regardless, I scooted a little away from him as he slid his schedule towards me.

"Oh hey, it looks like we have all but one class together." I gave him back his schedule.

"We do?"

"Yup, it seems I get to play bodyguard for a while." He arced an eyebrow.

"My dear boy, you have no idea do you?" I asked him as I started putting my stuff away.

"What are you talking about?"

"Our next class is north of here. Go east and it'll be the third door on the right. I wish you luck and safety young traveler." I put on my bag and waited for the bell to ring. Any second now…

"Wait! (Y/n)! What are you…!"The bell rang, and the girls came, swarming Vash.

I'm just preparing you for your time alone Vash. Please learn from this valuable lesson. I made eye contact with him as I stood in the door way. I spread my legs apart, straightened my back, and pounded my heart with my right fist.

"That's not funny (y/n)!" I heard him say as I dashed out of there.

Haha, nice to know he got my Attack on Titan reference. I went inside my classroom and saw my friends Kiku, Leon, Vladimir and Heracles talking to each other.

"Hey guys, what's going on?"

"Hi (y/n)! I've been trying to get these guys to show some kind of positive emotion, but nothing's working!" Vladimir said in a tired voice.

"I don't know, I think Kiku is getting better at showing his emotions."

"Arigato (l/n)-san. I also believe that." I stood next to Vladimir as we were standing around Kiku's desk. Kiku was a junior along with Ludwig and others. So it kind of boosts my ego when he decides to talk to me.

"Have you tried a magic trick?" I asked Vladimir. He smacked himself on his forehead.

"And here I was trying to get them to laugh with my amazing jokes. Okay, so what trick shall I perform?"

"I'd like to see (y/n) get a boyfriend." Leon said with a straight face.

Kiku covered his mouth with his hand trying to contain his laughter. Heracles turned away trying to do the same thing while Vladimir straight up laughed at me. My face turned red as I glared at the brunette with thick eyebrows.

"Leon! I can't believe you said that!"

Vladimir tried to regain his composure twice before he could actually speak. "There's no magic powerful enough to make that happen!" Vladimir started fanning himself with his hat in one hand and wiping a tear from his face with the other. Just as I was about to tell them that they can all shove it, Vash came through the door breathing kind of hard.

"(Y/n)!" He turned me around, gripping my shoulders. "How could you leave me like that!?" he yelled. He was pretty close to my face, close enough to make me blush little.

"Oh hey Vash, fancy meeting you here." I said as I looked elsewhere.

"Don't give me that! How could you leave me there?!" He started looming over me, gripping my shoulders a little harder.

Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa! My heart started to pounding as I felt his body closing in on mine. I felt myself starting to lose my balance as he moved closer ever so slowly. Scared of falling on the empty desk behind me and possibly breaking it, I gripped Vash's shoulders as he still looked at me waiting for his answer. We suddenly heard clapping next to us. We looked and saw Leon clapping, his light brown eyes were filled with wonderment.

"That was amazing Vladimir. Show us more magic tricks."